Everybody else answered, and I'm bored, so I'll type बिना सोचे समझे stuff!
Who's P.Diddy? Is it like Diddy Kong? That would be weird to feel like a monkey... So आप brush your teeth with Jack. हे Jack! Wanna brush your teeth with me? Nah, I'm a bottle, I don't have teeth. O_O I'm gonna hit the city बाज़, बाज़न PUUUUNCH! Ow! My hand! ARRRRRRRRRRRRG!