"When life gives आप lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave आप the lemons until they give आप the oranges आप originally asked for"
Thanks:) It was a pick I found on Deviantart. The सवाल kind of reminded me of the quote in them. I don't think they have movie rights. At least not yet, I hope^^
i was a नींबू once and life gave me and my friend to humans so they turned my friend into नींबु पानी, नींबू पानी and i escaped and then got turned back into a humn. i miss Leonard :'( WHY SHOULD आप MAKE LEMONS?? i'd ask the lemons what's up and trust me, u'll get an answer. so PLEASE don't make lemonade, that's cruel!!!!
shrug, cut it open, try to eat it, put a burger in it, chuck it back and scream: IF आप EVER THROW LEMONS AT ME AGAIN, I'LL KICK आप IN THE NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRR!!!!!!!
1. Throw them back and yell “TASTE THE RAINBOW!” 2. My mom always कहा “when live gives आप lemons make lemonade.” But what if I don’t want lemonade? What if I want सेब juice? या maybe even नारंगी, ऑरेंज juice. Then what? 3. Pretend आप never saw them an continue walking. 4. Sue life for injuring you. 5. And finally, if all else fails.. screw the lemons and go for candy. [Why? Because candy’s not bitter!]
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आप can't sue life for injuring आप if it didn't injure you!(handing of lemons doesn't usually injure the reciever...)
Lick it, smell it, then draw a smiley face on it and call it my friend! I'll name it Shyshoo..>u> (I'll take it anywhere I go.. And real close and personal with it..:})
Make नींबु पानी, नींबू पानी . Start a नींबु पानी, नींबू पानी franchise. Use the profit to buy a MR1. Take your revenge and see if Life is stupid enough to give आप lemons again.
cuz squirting them in peoples eyes is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo last साल
Squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. XD, that's not my saying, I found it on a article. I can't remember the user's name though :(
Ask them, 'Life, what is it with आप and chucking lemons? What did the नींबू do to you? I mean really, It's like आप have OLD (Obsessive नींबू Disorder). Your about to make me have Lemonophobia या something. With your being famous, being Life, I'd thoght you'd chuck Godiva chocolates...'
...you chase them around the cafeteria threatening to spray them with perfume if they don't give your whatever-they-took back and they run into the guy's bathroom and it would be weird to wait so आप go back to your तालिका, टेबल and when they come back to tease you, आप KICK THEM IN THE NUTS.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM BLINDED FOR FRICKEN LIFE WHY BRAN DID आप MAKE ME DO THAT YOUR JOB IS TO THINK SO THINK PLEASE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
When life gives आप lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the दिन it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do आप know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible नींबू that burns your house down!