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Make me laugh!!!

i am a girl who is a twilight anti, harry potter lover, and a संगीत lover. i need a good laught i will giv आप 2 प्रॉप्स if आप can make me laugh!!!
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*tickle tickle*
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lol.. I WAS GONNA SAY.. R U TICKLISH?! but drunksheep beat me to it! :D
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EalasaidWooster said:
Here are some anti-jokes. :)

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.


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What did the cow say to the भेड़ ?

Nothing because cows can't talk and even if they could the भेड़ wouldn't understand because they can't talk either.

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Did आप hear about the blonde who jumped out off a
bridge?

She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.


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link

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I प्यार anti-jokes, they're much funnier than classic jokes!! XD
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deathchick9 said:
How about this!
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How about this!
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I प्यार it!!! It makes me giggle.
LuvWeezy7 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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प्यार it
jedigal1990 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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soo funny
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xXxJDloverxXx said:
I'll try... :D
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I'll try... :D
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लोल u know have two और प्रॉप्स like i promised
ginny_potter_97 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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hehe thanx this pic always makes me giggle :D
xXxJDloverxXx posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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hahahahah
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KishuandIchigo said:
sorry its tiny, but i found this.



it says " I AM MENTALLY STABLE!" XD
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sorry its tiny, but i found this. it says " I AM MENTALLY STABLE!" XD
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cool
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Azoe said:
if आप don't like twilight आप should watch the "8 मिनटों of eclipse" it's on फैन्पॉप home. It's so funny because it's sooo embarrassing :)
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Fairy8346 said:
YAY! a person like me!
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YAY! a person like me!
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Haha, omg what a fail!! XD
EalasaidWooster posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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AHAHAH!!!
mat29cool posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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omg, thats sounds so bad =D
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edwardcarlisle said:
I've got some jokes:

"Excuse me. Do आप know the way to the zoo?"
"No, I'm sorry I don't."
"Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."

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Teacher: Do आप have trouble making decisions?
Student: Well...yes and no.

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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. आप are a taxi.

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A: Do आप want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.

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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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I've got some jokes: "Excuse me. Do आप know the way to the zoo?" "No, I'm sorry I don't." "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left." -----------------------------------------­---­---­---­---­---­---­--- Teacher: Do आप have trouble making decisions? Student: Well...yes and no. -----------------------------------------­---­---­---­---­---­---­--- A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. आप are a taxi. -----------------------------------------­---­---­---­---­---­---­--- A: Do आप want to hear a dirty joke? B: Ok A: A white horse fell in the mud. -----------------------------------------­---­---­---­---­---­---­--- Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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:D
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lola641 said:
*I'am wearing a black shirt*

I'm here

*I walk into the shadows*

I'm gone!



and I have some jokes!

What did the cabbige say to the lettace?
What?
Nothing, Cabbige doesn't talk!
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sapherequeen said:
I'll try...
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If this isn't funny, आप can say so. I'll understand :)
sapherequeen posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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the on;y funny [art was frame :54 and 1:07
DiNozzosShorty posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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प्यार 1:07!
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mat29cool said:
This is all i could think of!! :)
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i loved this episode omg HAHA
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Me 2!!
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MarylovesSelena said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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ilovekud said:
idk.. but this is old n it still makes me LOL!
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orangeturnip said:
what is black white and red all over
a chessboard with a dead king

whats cheasy and rolls
a chease roll
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Well if आप are saying that first one out loud to someone Red can be interpreted as Read. Then the answer would be a newspaper. :) I've never heard the chessboard answer.
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LuvWeezy7 said:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... This is interesting.
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... This is interesting.
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christina18 said:
i am an angel.........:-P
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i am an angel.........:-P
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Sonicishot said:
Brown Labrador: आप are going to pay for what आप did PUG!!!
Pug: दिखाना ME YOUR MOVES!!! >:D probably useless....
Brown Labrador: GGGRRRRRRRR!
Pug:AAAAHHHHH!
Brown Labrador: DANG IT! DOH!
Pug: AYUP! SO F*CKING USELESS!!
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Brown Labrador: आप are going to pay for what आप did PUG!!! Pug: दिखाना ME YOUR MOVES!!! >:D probably useless.... Brown Labrador: GGGRRRRRRRR! Pug:AAAAHHHHH! Brown Labrador: DANG IT! DOH! Pug: AYUP! SO F*CKING USELESS!!
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boomerloverfan said:
Ill try. If u think its funny vote me as best answer.
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