Randomness contest.The one who wins gets a prop!AND I MEAN IT.

heyheyhey people!! Wazzup!! I like balloons. They g up and up an pop!!! ~Poof~ new बिना सोचे समझे word!! Drew like kitties and I don't care... I'm size 12, is that big? Pikachu, I choose you!! Let's watch a movie!! I like snowcones and potatoes!! ~sniff~ anyone got a tampon? ~hachoo!!!~ too late... my dog smells. My cabbage thinks aliens are attacking their planet. Do cabbages have a planet?? आप take my hand and drag me headfirst, RANDOMNESS. my mom is so annoying.. i want to पंच a punching bag!! Kaboom Kablamo!! Waaahh!! आप smell burning plastic? My pool is so small. Take an सलाह from a meatball... my cat weighs 800 pounds!! strict diet!! penguins of mdagascar!! have sympathy in your heart! Hades has a फेसबुक account!! I kept on giving Zeus sacrifices and nothin in return came back to me! ~Sniff~ safety first!!! click smash!! दिल दिल heart!! the randomness is affecting me!! mwahahahaha!!! cool a pool!!! Curse me eh, आप don't want me to rhyme all day!! ~hmph~ flibberty jibbet man I'm as juxtaposed as the अगला hamburger!! Well, I'll be a bicycle cream cone!! Mama make a मक्खन बिस्कुट baby baby bongas! the moon cow may have a चॉकलेट marshmallow!! gibberish is my प्रिय subject!! JJ!! there's no zoo on the moon! i can't set foot on denmark.... wahh.... I'll paint my flag blue!! 3 words, 8 letters!! none of your business!!! fat people walk faster, right? once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly that everyone around him died. the end! machismo!!!! लोल hello! give me my drum solo!! guitar!! बिना सोचे समझे strumming!!! बिना सोचे समझे strobing!! taylor swift!! awesomeness!! adidas!! please go to icarly.com <------ pee on carl. lolz!! hahahaha!!! cool!! officer carl needed lotion. survival kit!! weirdness!!! got milk?? coke!! open happiness!! woo hoo!!! new roommate!! swim. help, before i'm squeezed and hugged and doodle doodled to pulpiness!!!!!! i like heavy lifting!! i like playing golf!! i like flying. i don't like drowning... FINISH

I wondered if Granny was "all there" when she decided the best thing to do on our holiday to Barbados was to go skinny dipping in a pool full of जेली babies. They seem shocked that they'd been named 'jelly' शिशु after seeing Granny's tremendously wobbly thighs under water. I'm not even sure why they were looking at her under water when she was skinny dipping. The pervs.

Yes, I know I'm weird. :P But what's life without a little bit of weird? Boring.

lololololololol CATlolololololololo PIElolololololol MITTENlolololololoolol MEGALOMANIACololololololololololGIANT OCTOPUS SQUID NINJA कछुआ, कछुए TOAD OMG! It's going to eat your designer shoe bags and destroy the crops of the peasants! Then the mermaid king who isn't really a mermaid because he lives on land but he calls himself that will get angry for people setting आग to his waffles, वेफल्स but it will have turned out to be his royal waffle makers in vengeance of their banished friend the dwarf monkey हाथी Steve. Steve's sister Guatamalupemorenacalanor the goldfish crashed a Justin Beiber संगीत कार्यक्रम and tried to kill his प्रशंसक mail when suddenly the nerds began to riot because the Thor movie was leaked. Then Iron Man came in but he was drunk so he got married to Guatamalupemorenacalanor the goldfish thinking she was a hot Russian/Austrian/Hungarian/Whateverian supermodel. This made Jeff the magical टोअस्टर, टोस्टर rethink his life, and so he got back together with his wife Melinda the जेली jar. Then a dinosaur came to earth from the sun warning us that alien ninja bear-cats for Andromeda were coming, only they weren't really डायनासोर they were हाथी men pretending to be डायनासोर so as not to alert their rivals, the Loch Ness monster people from under the sea, of their presence. Then there was a cat and a dog and a monkey that tried to divide द्वारा zero because that thought "hey we're all gonna die anyway because of the alien ninja bear-cats from Andromeda" and when they did a black whole opened and they all got sucked in and died. While this was happening Iron Man and the Thor-crazy nerds were planning on offering Guatamalupemorenacalanor the goldfish to the leader of the alien ninja bear-cats from Andromeda as a sacrifice या a wife but they got sucked in द्वारा the black hole too and so did the whole universe and all that was left in a vast white nothingness was Steve the dwarf monkey elephant, who was really just a lonely waffle iron in disguise.

अचार BUTT!!!!!! CHARLIE FARTS THROUGH HIS BRAIN!
LOLLY POPS ARE OVERRATED!!!!! I DRINK HOBO SNOT
WHEN IM SAD!!!!!!CHEESE MAKES ME GASSY!!!!!! I
LIKE KAJIBBERFLIPPERS!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
HA!HA!DYLAN MADE DOODY!!!do u collect ur toenails in a मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन jar?if nott,we hav nuthing in
common. :D CAT VOMIT!!!!! sorry,i had 2 much coffee.

hi.i like pie.cheese tastes good.i like cats.my cat just farted and it smelled really bad.i like movies.i like to sleep!peace!i like sculls!lightning scares me!ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!trees are cool.colors are pretty!monday is my bad day.cockle doodle doo the cow says moo!i draw horrible.i eat pencils!i drink soda from the bottle!shoes are pretty!hairbrushes are crazy!elephants like to eat grass.hi.SPONGEBOB!people scare me!cabbage!kumquat!pickles!showers will kill you!BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I have been a stratigical mastermind since the दिन I was born.

In first grade I was finger painting strategies against my enemies.

In सेकंड grade I was organizing Kamikaze bicycle attacks on the neighborhood kids. (R.I.P)…

In third grade I was elected class president, all other classes soon gave up hope.

In fourth grade someone challenged my शीर्षक as class president; needless to say he was the last.

In fifth grade I discovered the game capture the flag. I have a collection of about 500 flags in my room.

In sixth grade I was declared world champion at the board game risk.

In seventh grade I got my first girlfriend.

In eighth grade, I had my girlfriend assassinated for treason.

As a freshman in high-school I entered the military.

As a sophomore in high-school, I retired *with full benefits* from the military.

As a junior in high-school, I was expelled for being too violent. (All I did was brake the teacher’s arm, leg, wrist, and ribs… along with giving her a concussion… I was in a caring mood! :P.)

As a senior, I killed the person who reported me for hurting the teacher… (Bye-bye Jim-bob!)

Your अगला :P ;D ;) :o :( :) :/ :\ :| :D ;( ;| ;\ ;/ and many more!!!

I'M NOT VIOLENT! GOSH! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I want my blanky! Not the blue one!!!!!!!! I want the one shaped like pi!!! No! Not piE! Pi! Gosh don't आप know your mathy stuff!!!! Sasquatch!

Kwanzaa.

Im randomer then the चीज़बर्गर your sitting on, if your standing up get stuffed and suck a pickle

DIE HUMAN I HAVE BUBBLES (quote TDI100)

1. i like to sit on mi pancakes
2. its not rocket surgery
3. its not brain science
4. PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. in odder to old and wise u first must b young and dumb
6. SHAKE WAT UR MAMA GAVE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. i got the कप केक i make the rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. i have the cape i make the wooshing noise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. no hablo ingles
10. PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11. HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. i am board
13. :) :( :P :O :I :V 8)
14. zip a dee do da
15. bi ba de bo ba dee bo
16.

wanna make out with my toe?(:

icecream...me is a पेड़


do u think me pritty?

klop is a corner of a 16 grid square

Once there was a man named Almandomansis Kayy who lives on a komkuat farm in Brad Pitt's toilet. So one दिन Brad came and took a dump. Almandomansis was furious, but because he's about the size of a komkuat there wasn't that mach damage done to Brad's face. But one OTHER दिन Alamandomansis came out of the toilet and he took his komkuats and threw them at Brads face, so Brad has permenant face damage. But that UGLY beard was gone so it's all good! So in the end, Alamandomansis Kayy died of being smacked in the butt so hard द्वारा Angelina Jolie for messing up Brad's face, and their kids ate all the komkuats so, the end!

Cheese!~Cheese!~CHEESE!

*Raspberry*......FUCK आप MISTER TEDDY भालू आप SPEAK LIES!!!LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Raspberry*
..........

my cat is a cat

Oh dear, the piglet is watching a documentary of the breeding habits of the rare केला, केले hobo! And आप won't keep eating those smiley lizards until the chicken comes back from the toilet honeymoon! What do आप say? And this is my dog, mr taco. Take care of him while I'm gone, आप have to tuck him in at night and feed him बिकिनी everymornig and 1:95! Jacob, speak to me! आप ARE GAYER THAN MY DAD! who कहा donuts? I प्यार डोनट but why do they call them donuts? WHAY ARENT THEY CALLED PLANKY LIKER GOOGLEYES??? PIE!Donkeys smell like toothpaste. Have आप seen my psychiatrist? He went nuts and had to be sent to ceiling fan, usw! the snakes are drinking washer/dryers holding onto dear life for the loonyman! Yes, picklenut, अचार nut. People just don't understand literature. Mr Rogers was arrested for dealing monkey diapers! What came first, the human या the cellphone? I say, dear boy, is that your first meowsaloo? I do beleive the moro system is serioously out of whack! Weiner कुत्ता have officially taken over mars! Indiana Jones is having an affair with Iron Man! AND THEYRE DATING MY गिटार TUNER GUY! First name here. What is और important, world peace या obama? Yes, I beleive typos is a rare gift shared only द्वारा me, and the mayans. Do आप hate rubber chickens as much as I do? Mr. Steve the सॉकर ball toots all दिन throughout the mall! IS THAT A NEEDLE GUN I SEE? Oh, Mrs. Waffle! I knew you'd come back! LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM IS THERE! Caution, this piece of cheese is drowning! WHAT HAPPENED TO WALDO?? चेरी lipgloss hates your crackers! GENTLE POTS प्यार MR AKON! आप can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, eh,eh! TALKRAMBLESQUEAL! I made a new word called SNURGLE SNOFFER! It means to lick ones toejam! AWKWARD IS AN AWKWARD WORD! Do आप know what's hard to spell? MASSACHUTES! Flys eat your wombat brain! My nose itches! My boyfriend wants to be 'more than friends' with the geico gecko! WOMBLETOE, WOMBLETOE. Bigfoot did it with THAT TREE! FIN!

HEHEHEHEH
This is fun
I get to ssay बिना सोचे समझे crap :D
wOOT! this is और fun then killing horde in Arathi Basin! या using the tanks in Strand Of the Ancients >:)...
DRUIDS ARE FLUFFY WHEN IN KITTY-CAT FORMM!!!
Im a happy कछुआ, कछुए in atlantis eating pizza. Isn't it odd, I thought कछुआ, कछुए peoples didn't like pizza! Hmm, IM HAPPPPYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Three Days Grace is ownage!Im listening to them right now. i wonder if Zebras like carrots... Bunnies have ears that are floppy and cute!

I heard Monkeys like to eat deer meat... i thought they only ate bugs... Scary!

OMG! MY KITTY IS SO CUTE! SHE IS SLEEPING WITh HER SISTER!! AWWWZZ!!!

I think applesauce is good, do आप like applesauce, I do, it is good 4 uz!!!!

Scrub Jays are pretty! I'm gonna see them in Floridaaaa!! wOOt!!!!!
Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEHEHEHEHEHEHE

I प्यार JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I प्यार पेनकेक्स and i प्यार to use them as frizbees until someone gets hit with it and has syrup all over there face.
also, i प्यार how people use hamburgers as woopie cusions so everytime u sit down, a bad sign is to get out of the room permanetly.

GEORGE WA$HINGTON

I hope फ्रेड (My monster that lives in my draws and eats my chocolate) Doesn't take the नाव and goes to Never Land to see Peter Pan with out me, या will he be takeing the time machine I made...
Well If he does go, I'll just fly on Sox (My flying hippo) and get him.
Wait! The thingy (A fly creature) ate my key to my imagination...again!
well, since the door is locked and I have no imagination and My world (My Imagination) is gone. I'm going to stop here.
Wait is that a gaint चॉकलेट bunny? That shoots lazors from it's eyes!
*look dreamly at the चॉकलेट bunny and starts to eat it*

I like songs about pie! ♫♪♫♪♫

I WANT HERMOINE GRANGER AND A ROCKET SHIP D:<

l\lalalalalalalalla im thristy im hungray im need the toilet i wanna have a cup cake why cant penguins fly i need the toilet again what is the answer to pie im thristy bob likes आप my toth hurts waghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shuigo chara tadamu wahhhhhaaaaa

teehee I just farted!! teehee!!

My British accent is a good as a ding dong मौज़ा, जुर्राब parlor, in which my feet like to taste the नींबू squares of Wisdom. These नींबू squares are actually triangles, in the shape of spoons, who eat the platypus's stew. What I'm trying to say is, will आप marry my toes?

Dear Diary,

Today we got kidnapped द्वारा the पहाड़ी, हिल folk,never to be seen again.


it was the best दिन ever.

अचार fart कहा the blanket man while he butcher'd the lamp of Hogwarts.

IM PEDRO THE टैको, taco AND I luvs kitty litter its so pretty IM AN ऐनीमे PRINCESS im an undercover spy hi my names Maria Rivera SHUSHES!!!! No me name cayla rex check me last name dont आप mess with meeeeeee!! Gosh me good at run-on sentences and I have ALICE CULLEN HAIR so HAHAHA on आप well this is takin forevs so me go nowz BBBYBYYYYEEEE!!! BTW my mom told my to पंच Oprah Winfrey sorry Oprah xDxDxDx HI IM ELMO WANNA PLAY?!?!?! Im not done i wanna tell आप sumfin आप never knew... holy crap... here it goes... POP GOES THE WEASEL!!!!!!! आप think Im an idiot well im a flipping straight A student so dont आप go messin with me cuz I act weirder than आप I ate a bee and it was good the honey tasted like cheezeburgers आप wish आप were me cuz I met Barney I killed Chukee Cheeze he scares me so at me फ्रेंड्स birthday i hit his nose off! they kicked me out but me no care.... the cat plays with himself! oh hes taking a bath आप say but I never see a dude lick himself thats wrong I say get a room and put him outside i almost died got hit द्वारा a ट्रैक्टर, ट्रेक्टर tried to make him go slow but he made it go faster like that song cuz I do!!! पेड़ catches on आग and falls down in the forest and theres no one there to hear it does the forest catch on आग yes yes it does. your hair catch on आग and theres no one there to see it do आप still die yes yes आप do. excuse me i have to stuff a waffle down my brothers pants... ok im back a कछुआ, कछुए चुरा लिया my bra he shredded it up then ran away he was too fast for me... i fell off a नाव and drowned now im an underwater goddess but posieden got mad at me and threw me back on board... the frissbbee चुरा लिया my cereal bowl so now I have to go find it see आप later!!!!!!!!!

Justin Bieber, she works with Oompa Lumpas!
Oompa Lumpa: *whispers*
I meant, HE works FOR Oompa Lumpas...

RUSTY SPOONS ARE LIKE SNOW?!?!!?!? DID U KNOW THAT A SNOWCONE ATE MY HEAD!?!?!?! THEIR IS A HUFFLEPNDNDJWDMDSDOPLE ON YOUR SHOE! RUBBER बत्तख, बतख MADE A CHICKEN. I SAW A COW LAY AN EGG!!!!!

THIS IS REAL! THIS IS ME! IM EXACTLY WHERE IM SUPPOSED TO BE, NOW!!!!...

IM BEAUTIFUL!!!!

yeah a big nerd!

SHMOWZOW!!!!!!!

हे i'm nikky and i like watermelons because they have water in them! if u want to talk to me you'll have to come back later because i'm bussy...so bussy i can't even eat anything....if u think i प्यार जानवर your wrong because i hate them, because they annoy people....i live in wonderland with my pets, fidley and didley and they are very playful....I use to be the president but some dude had to replace me because there was a rumor that i was a wolfpire....horror फिल्में are cool so if u hate them then suck it!!...one दिन we're all gonna get very, very old........then die! so eat all the चॉकलेट u can!!


and remember.....pickles are people too!!

Questions:

1.what did Scooby Doo?
2.where did South Park?
3.Why did Meryl Streep?

How would आप know if I don't tell you?

And the cow jumped over the moon. (>^w^)>

i
i am
i am here
i am here to
i am here to spam
i am here to spam your
i am here to spam your forum
i am here to spam your मंच and
i am here to spam your मंच and get
i am here to spam your मंच and get away
i am here to spam your मंच and get away with
i am here to spam your मंच and get away with it....

आप asked me to!XD

हे i hav a हम्सटर named मछली my sisters named after a tipe of प्याज and i hate the word essences but luv the word essentials.

I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDD

OMGwtfBBQpizza

one time a guy in my school made in song name lm so gay in he गाना it in he were done एल say are आप gay and he say yes in say wtf

I... have a... piece of... सेब ..PIE! (really) Uncle Fester babysits my mouse.GLEE!!!!!!!!!!!! I play the trumpet! Omg my eyes are brown. 6x6= 36! Get in the car the loot is waiting!AGHHHHH I am being suffocated. Well, well, well, we we meet at last. WHere are आप from? Hungry, Turkey... im hungry for turkey! your light bulb is backwards. Sam is Mr Bean! Okay bye I got to get the loot so byeeeeeee ahhhh butterfly!

Hi Ho A चेरी PIEEEEEEEEEE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
?????

A very long time पूर्व in a village two days ago! WTF आप A**HOLE आप चुरा लिया MY KENNY! KENNY IS MINE I TELL आप MINE.. OOOOOOOOOO SHINY THING - pokes rock - AH FUHK - kenny bursts into flames - STAN : OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY! KYLE : आप BASTARDS. FUHK I KILLED MY LOVER! PIE!!!! OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SLIM JIM! DAMN आप WHO चुरा लिया MY SLIM JIM GIVE IT NOW या I WILL SHOOT! - pulls out shotgun -
BLUE CHEESE : - EATS SHOTGUN -

FUHK! - GIVES KENNY CPR - DAMN आप LIVE LIVE LIVE!!!!! - KENNY WAKES UP - YAYA YOUR ALIVE! NOW I WILL NOT TOUCH CARTMANS PIE AGAIN! MWUHAHAHAHHA!!!! DAMN आप BOWSER DIE आप BASTARD! AAA MY FACE!!!! OW OW IT BURNS!!! - CARTMAN SPLASHES A BUCKET OF WATER ON ME BUT HITS KYLE IN HEAD WITH BUCKET - FUHK आप PICKLE! DAMN IT!
ANGELSTAR : WHATS GOING ON HERE!??!?!

DAMN IT WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE HER? WHY NOT A CUTE SHECAT? UMMM THIS IS A DANCE PARTY WITH DANCING ILLUSIONS THAT ARE टैको, taco MEN!!! BWUAHAHHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THEY KILLED THE BRACELET! KYLE: ISNT IT SUPPOSED TO BE OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY? STAN : SHUT UP FAT A** KYLE : WHAT IM NOT THE FAT A** CARTMAN IS! CARTMAN : आप GOT बेर SAUCE ALL OVER MY BANNER! KYLE'S MOM : THERE IS A COCKROACH IN MY BRA! OH MY GOD ITS THE SLIM JIM MAN! GIMME MY कुकीज़ आप BASTARD! CARTMAN : GOD DAMN IT IM POOR LIKE KENNY NOW! KENNY : - MUMMBLES - CARTMAN : DONT TOUCH ME! WTF IM A WOMAN IN CHICAGO LEARNIN TO WALK AGAIN! AAAAAA MY FACE OWW DONT BITE MY FACE आप EVIL LITTLE LAMP! AAAA GET AWAY FROM ME आप LAMP!!! - RUNS FROM LAMP - LAMPS SCARE ME!! AAAAAAAAA! WTF THERE IS A HOBO IN MY BATHTUB EATING CRUMPETS AND SNOGGING A RUBBER DUCKY! OH MY GOD THEY ATE MY CANDLE! आप BASTARDS! GIMME MY CANDLE अचार JUICE! क्रिस्मस क्रिस्मस TIME IS HERE TIME FOR TRICK या TREATING AND EASTER EGGS! TRA LA LA LA LA LA! SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2!!! NOOOOO GET AWAY FROM ME आप LAMPSHADE! AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! - KENNY EATS TOXIC TABLETS THINKING THEY ARE MINTS - UMMMMM - KENNY EXPLODES - OH MY GOD! AAAAA मक्का, मकई POPS ARE JUICY AND MEATY! DAMN SHE'S A SEXY CHICK A SEXY CHICK DAMN GIRL! RAH RAH ROMAMA GA GA OO LA LA WANT CHA BAD ROMANCE! BABY ARE आप DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNNNN DOWNNNNN EVEN IF TIK TOK AROUND THE CLOCK BUT THE PARTY DONT PICKLES!!! AAAAA MY FACE I NEED CASH GIMME SOME CASH आप BOX DAM आप BOX GIMME A BOX! FUHK आप BOX! OH MY GOD ITS THE LAMPSHADE AGAIN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA WOAH IM SEING गुलाबी BUGS WITH SARAH PALIN'S FACE!!! AAAA GET OFF OF ME AAAAAAAA

Does your antiperspirant talk to you?

BELLYBUTTONS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
i like corn-do u like corn?
i wanna make biscuits-and waffles, and taquitos, and burritos, and tacos and..ill stop now....
my मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन sandwiches sometimes talk to me-they say the world is ending...CUZ THE ECONOMY SUCKS!!! and the चॉकलेट bar-it TAUNTS me every night in my sleep! that cow out there-he moos at me every morning i wake up...maybe hes an alien cow.......or maybe..just maybe,....HES A FLYING मक्का, मकई DOG!
when im on आग i make sure it burns-YAAAAAY!
sometimes, when i feel lonely, i talk to my bellybutton...
i swiom in my toilet-after its been used!
if i had a million dollars, i would spend it on slurpees...
some of the most बिना सोचे समझे things i could thinks ofz!

Like going straight to river but never seeing cake even at sunrise, hippos meet snakes and ड्रॅगन्स eat बैंगनी, वायलेट mushrooms, बंदूकों of Navarrone leave black silhouettes altogether not प्यार of one.

How's that?

WE'VE लॉस्ट OUR SOULS AND WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE! TELL आप WHY MRS. LOVETT TELL आप WHY. BECAUSE IN ALL THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE, MRS. LOVETT, THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF MEN, ONLY TWO! THERE'S THE ONES THAT CAN COUNT, THE ONES THAT CAN'T COUNT AND THE REST OF US. LOLZ. I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER...AND A ROCKET SHIP. TURN TO PAGE 394. LUPIN IS A WEREWEOLF, DOES THAT MAKE SNAPE A VAMPIRE? LOLZ. SNAPE SNAPE SEVERUS SNAPE DUMBLEDORE! IS A WIZARD. A GAY WIZARD. WHO SLEEPS WITH HARRY, WHO IS ALSO GAY AND FANCIES RON. AND HERMIONE ENDS UP ALONE! AHHH! PIGFARTS PRIGFARTS HERE I COME! TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL CUT YOUR HAIRLESS LITTLE DICK OFF BEFORE आप EVEN FIGURE OUT WHAT ITS FOR!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT YOUR MOMMY!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! OOPS, I APOLOGIZE. SWEARS ARE NAUGHTY. MY BOYFRIEND IS TOO SERIOUS. HE SCARES ME. AHHH! I LIKE MONKEYS AT THE ZOO BUT NOT FLYING ONES. SOMEONE IS SEXY...YUP! MY PRECIOUS' HOT SAUCE HAS FABULOUS HAIR. RELISH IS GRADUATING! HOW SAD. HE WONT BE THE OBOE GOD ANYMORE. BUT HE HAS A CRACK DEALER FOR A ROOMMATE. MAYBE HE'LL SCORE US SOME. MUSTARD AND KETCHUP HATE EACH OTHER. HOSTEL IS A VULGAR MOVIE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. DO ME A FAVOR DOBBY, DONT TRY TO SAVE MY LIFE AGAIN. I'MA TIME TRAVELER! I POINT AND LAFF AT ARHCHEALOLOGISTS! WELL THATS ALL FINE AND DANDY BUT WELL I HAVE THIS THING. FOUR THINGS ACTUALLY, WELL FOUR THINGS AND A LIZARD. छिपकली RABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAT AND PATRICK ARE IN THE BEDROOM!!!!!!!!!!! TIMMY FELL DOWN A WELL, आप MUST HELP HIM! WELL I CANT CUZ HES MY GREAT GRANDPA. I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS A LITTLE PIGLET LIVING ON A FARM. OINK OINK OINK!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIN!!!!!!!!!1

Don't look!; I'm naked! D:

मैडोना and miley cyrus met at a shoe store and fought over who would get a कमीज, शर्ट on sale even though their were none and johnny cash gave them a spanking, went to the bathroom, came out with toilet paper hanging outta his pants, and bought womens platforms. then he got a venus flytrap at a petstore.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha

[Ewan:]
प्यार is a many splendored thing,
प्यार lifts us up where we belong,
All आप need is love!
[Nicole:]
Please, don't start that again
[Ewan:]
All आप need is love!
[Nicole:]
A girl has got to eat!
[Ewan:]
All आप need is love!
[Nicole:]
She'll end up on the street! (sigh)
[Ewan:]
All आप need is looooove!
[Nicole:]
प्यार is just a game.
[Ewan:]
I was made for loving आप baby,
आप were made for loving me.
[Nicole:]
The only way of loving me baby,
Is to pay a lovely fee.
[Ewan:]
Just one night,
Give me just one night.
[Nicole:]
There's no way,
Cause आप can't pay.
[Ewan:]
In the name of love!
One night in the name of love!
[Nicole:]
आप crazy fool,
I won't give in to you.
[Ewan:]
Don't, leave me this way.
I can't survive, without your sweet love,
Oh baby, don't leave me this way.
[Nicole:]
You'd think that people would've had enough of silly प्यार songs...
[Ewan:]
I look around me and I see it isn't so, oh no.
[Nicole:]
Some people wanna fill the world with silly प्यार songs
[Ewan:]
Well what's wrong with that?
I like to know.
Cause here I go... again...
प्यार lifts us up where we belong!
Where eagles fly,
On a mountain high!
[Nicole:]
प्यार makes us act like we are fools.
Throw our lives away,
For one happy day.
[Ewan:]
We could be heroes...
Just for one day.
[Nicole:]
You, आप will be mean.
[Ewan:]
No, I won't.
[Nicole:]
(sigh) And I, I'll drink all the time.
[Ewan:]
We should be lovers...
[Nicole:]
We can't do that.
[Ewan:]
We should be lovers!
And that's a fact.
[Nicole]
Though nothing, would keep us together.
[Ewan:]
We could steal time...
[Ewan & Nicole:]
Just for one day.
We could be heroes,
Forever and ever,
We could be heroes,
Forever and ever,
We can be heroes...
[Ewan:]
Just because I... will always प्यार you...
[Nicole:]
I...
[Ewan & Nicole:]
...Can't help loving...
[Ewan:]
...You...
[Nicole:]
How wonderful life is,
[Ewan and Nicole:]
Now you're in, the world...

(Opera man singing...)

MY POLAR BEARS NAME IZ SQUIRT!SQUIRT NIBBLES MY TOES IN DA NOON TIME.AND SQUIRT SITS ON DOGS.I KICK MIDGETS.ME AND MY DOG BOT HAS A EAR INFECTION.I PUT STICKERS ON MY MOM WEN WE GO TO DA STORE,DEY SEZ,"CAUTION,WIDE LOAD CUMMIN TROU"EVEN DO MY MOM ONLY 109 LBS!MY भगाना, फेर्रेट FARTS.I KNEW A MAN DAT COOD FLY,IS आप CAN FLY TO?ONCE DER A MAN NAMED BUTT-NUGGET.BUTT-NUGGET GIRLFWEND CALLED MONORAIL.SQUIRT EETED DEM ALL.WAT DO U GET WEN U EET ALL DA POTATOES?DER ALL GONE!!WAT DO U GET WEN U EET ALL DA TOAST? NO और BUTTER.A MAN DRIVE A MOTOR CIKLE,AND KILL A BUNNY IN DA ROAD.MAN AN ANIMAL LOVER SO MAN CRIED.A BLONDE CUMZ OVER AND SPRAYS DA BUNNY.BUNNY CUM TO LIFE AND JUMP 10 FEET,TURN,AND WAVE,10 और FEET,TURN AND WAVE,KEEP DOIN DAT TIL OUTTA SITE.MAN SAY HOWS U DO DAT?BLONDE SAY,HARE SPRAY! BRING DED खरगोश, हरे BACK TO LIFE WIT PERMANANT WAVE!WAT BLONDE NAME ZEEBRA?SPOT.I SIT ON A ROCK.OW DO U DROWN A BLONDE?PUT SKRATC AND SNIFF STICKER ON DA BOTTOM OF A POOL.MY FERRETS EET DA CAT FOODS!!!!!!