सॉर्ट बाइ:  हाल ही में बनाया गया | सबसे लोकप्रिय

"Early bird gets the worm, but the सेकंड माउस gets the cheese." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 70% 30%

"The biggest question: who is life and why is he giving out lemons?" प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 82% 18%

"If everything seems to be going well, आप have obviously overlooked something." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 85% 15%

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 72% 28%

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 66% 34%

What do आप do when life gives आप lemons? प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Just shut up & eat the damn lemons. 16% Make lemonade, find someone... 13%

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 78% 22%

"I प्यार defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Bad. 73% 27%

"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 73% 27%

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 83% 17%

"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 92% 8%

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 85% 15%

Which is better प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Be careful what आप ask for; आप may get it 58% 42%

"If बार्बी is so popular, why do आप have to buy her friends?" प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 91% 9%

"When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 88% 12%

"Good फ्रेंड्स will help आप move. BEST फ्रेंड्स will help आप हटाइए bodies." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 92% 8%

"I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 88% 12%

"Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 58% 42%

Which is better प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Smiles are free 77% 23%

"Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!" प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Bad. 57% 43%

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 74% 26%

Which is better प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Better late than never 51% 49%

"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 68% 32%

"No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 97% 3%

What should my quote/motto be under my प्रोफ़ाइल name on फैन्पॉप be? प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Every song ends, but is that any reason not to enjoy the music? 67% 20%

"Home isn't where the दिल is, घर is a place आप go where they have to let आप in." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 76% 24%

" The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Bad. 52% 48%

Best Quote EVER!!!By Adam Gontier "I find it hard to write about the nice फूल and trees and happy 'stuff'. It's a lot easier to write about what's 'peaving' आप off" प्रशंसकों के पसंद: YES!!!! He's hot and he ROCKS!!!! 47% 45%

Which of these shall I use as my quote? प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Live as if आप were to die tomorrow. Learn as if आप were to live forever. Live as if आप were to die... 28% आप must be the change you... 23%

"What we could really use is the separation of झाड़ी, बुश and state." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 62% 38%

Where do आप find your प्रिय quotes? प्रशंसकों के पसंद: All of The Above 81% 9%

God is Love. प्यार is Blind. रे Charles is Blind. रे Charles is God. --Anonymous सड़क, स्ट्रीट graffiti प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Thumbs up. Thumbs up. 67% Thumbs down. 33%

Which is better प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Chickens don't praise their own सूप 56% 44%

"At one time, the line 'Let's get outta here' had been used in 84% of Hollywood movie productions." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 72% 28%

"There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'" प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 81% 19%

"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 56% 44%

Which is better प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Anyone who will gossip to you, will gossip about आप 72% 28%

Favourite Quote Out of these. (Feel free to add) प्रशंसकों के पसंद: While we breath, we have hope 37% 31%

Which Quote Do U Lik Better?(Add If U Want) प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Wat Doesn't Kill U Only Makes U Stronger Wat Doesn&# 39; t Kill U Only Makes... 56% Don&# 39; t Let The Fear Of Stridin... 44%

"They couldn't hit an हाथी at this distance." --last words of General John Sedgwick before being shot द्वारा a Confederate sharpshooter. प्रशंसकों के पसंद: :) :) 75% :( 25%

Which is better ? प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Go to the edge of the cliff and jump off. Build your wings on the way down. 56% 44%

Which is better प्रशंसकों के पसंद: A man who never made a mistake, never made anything 70% 30%

Which one is better ? =) प्रशंसकों के पसंद: प्यार is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. 30% 28%

Which is better प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst 87% 13%

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 100% 0%

प्रिय Last Words प्रशंसकों के पसंद: "Either the वॉलपेपर goes, या I do." - Oscar Wilde &# 34; Either the वॉलपेपर goes, or... 30% &# 34; Go on, get out! Last words... 23%

Good फ्रेंड्स hold the door open for you. Best फ्रेंड्स say "Bitch, आप have hands!" प्रशंसकों के पसंद: yes 81% 19%

Say your प्रोफ़ाइल page आदर्श वाक्य in टिप्पणियाँ प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Ok 86% 14%

"Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good Good 88% Bad 12%

"Any conflict within humanity should be considered a family conflict." -- the Dalai Lama प्रशंसकों के पसंद: :) :) 79% :( 21%

Which is better प्रशंसकों के पसंद: A little axe can cut down a big पेड़ 64% 36%

"Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers." - Charles W. Eliot प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 95% 5%

"Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do." - Bertrand Russell प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 81% 19%

"If आप spell Chuck Norris wrong on गूगल it doesn't say, 'Did आप mean Chuck Norris?' It simply replies, 'Run while आप still have the chance.'" प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 79% 21%

"In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and कहा 'Get a job'. That is the story of the universe." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 52% 48%

"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck..." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Bad. 69% 31%

Did आप Know that 'I told आप so' has a brother?His name is 'shut the hell up.' प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Cool. I could use that... Cool. I could use that... 90% Nah... 10%

Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart- Anne Frank प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Amazing! Amazing! 76% Not too good 24%

which one from spiderman is better? प्रशंसकों के पसंद: no matter what battle is going on inside of you, आप always have a choice no matter what battle is going... 56% with great power comes great... 44%

"What can आप ever do with reality but chase it around?" -- Margaret Atwood प्रशंसकों के पसंद: :) :) 85% :( 15%

Which is better प्रशंसकों के पसंद: A दिन is लॉस्ट if one has not laughed 61% 39%

"Fall seven times, stand up eight." - Japanese Proverb प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 90% 10%

"Always read stuff that will make आप look good if आप die in the middle of it." - P. J. O'Rourke प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 88% 12%

"Never judge a book द्वारा its movie." -J. W. Eagan प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 100% 0%

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 85% 15%

"This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop." - Alfred Hitchcock प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 76% 24%

"Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 88% 12%

"On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. " प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Bad. 73% 27%

"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. " प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Bad. 54% 46%

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. -Henry Ford. प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 98% 3%

Those Who Believe in Telekinetics, Raise My Hand - Kurt Vonnegut प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 90% 10%

"Speak the truth, but leave immediately after." - Slovenian Proverb प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 85% 15%

"I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it." - Rita Mae Brown प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 88% 13%

"Immature is just a word used द्वारा people who don't know how to have fun." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Sooooo true! Sooooo true! 74% Uhm... ok 26%

प्यार your enemies- it gets them really confused! प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Yes 85% 15%

If आप are willing to admit faults, आप have one less fault to admit. प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Great! 92% 8%

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." - Albert Einstein प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 85% 15%

"Imagination is और important than knowledge..." - Albert Einstein प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 97% 3%

"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." - Chinese Proverb प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 95% 5%

"The घास is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the घास is most likely soaked in blood and tears." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 62% 38%

"Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 59% 41%

"Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And द्वारा 'knit', I mean 'kick', and द्वारा 'sweaters', I mean 'babies'." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Bad. 62% 38%

"Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 51% 49%

आप can lead a fool to wisdom, but आप can't make him think. प्रशंसकों के पसंद: :D 89% 11%

"Take it easy, but take it." -Woody Guthrie प्रशंसकों के पसंद: :) :) 82% :( 18%

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 100% 0%

"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force." - Dorothy Parker प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 84% 16%

"The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far और expensive." - John Sladek प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good. 97% 3%

"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain." प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Bad. 61% 39%

what is your प्रिय house MD quotes? (if u do watch it) प्रशंसकों के पसंद: every body lies 73% 11%

An सेब a दिन keeps the doctor away but if the doctors cute screw the fruit. प्रशंसकों के पसंद: :) 84% 11%

फ्रेंड्स are like stars.Even though आप can't always see them, they're always there प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 89% 11%

A good friend will come and bail आप out of jail....but a true friend will be sitting right there अगला to आप saying "damn we fucked up!" प्रशंसकों के पसंद: लोल yes 100% 0%

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 97% 3%

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." - Albert Einstein प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 97% 3%

"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough." - Albert Einstein प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 92% 8%

"Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them." -Walter Kerr प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 92% 8%

"You only live once-but if आप work it right, once is enough." -Joe E. Lewis प्रशंसकों के पसंद: :) :) 97% :( 3%

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a ब्रेव Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off द्वारा Saddam Hussein." -- झाड़ी, बुश प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Ha! :) Ha! :) 75% Na :( 25%

"Be careful about पढ़ना health books. आप may die of a misprint." - Mark Twain प्रशंसकों के पसंद: Good 94% 6%