Whats an inspirational yet funny quote?

Anybody know any good ones?
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fregglover said:
"Do not insult someone until आप walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when आप do insult them, you're a mile away and आप have their shoes." Anonymous
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प्यार it!
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XD
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luvgirl333 said:
Never take life seriously, no one makes it out alive anyways.-Unknown
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Hardy har har. I प्यार that quote.
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:P
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teamsalvatore98 said:
i dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can पार करना, क्रॉस the road without having their motives questioned.

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 i dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can पार करना, क्रॉस the road without having their motives questioned.
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<3333333!
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लोल
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rebcam13 said:
Vidal Sassoon: Inspirational Funny Quote
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.

Thomas Holcroft: Inspirational Funny Quote
The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post.

Here's a couple, oh and a t-shirt that is funny (I think)
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 Vidal Sassoon: Inspirational Funny Quote The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. Thomas Holcroft: Inspirational Funny Quote The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post. Here's a couple, oh and a t-shirt that is funny (I think)
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nice! exept the t-shirt isnt that...insirational...lol
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I know, but it is funny.
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It shouldn't be an insult to fat people, it should make them proud. Obease people are also more, endurable, to the wind. Today was a really rough "Windy Day" and the thin people took shelter in the school building
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gasoline said:
Women are like teabags. आप never know how strong they are, until they are in hot water. Eleanor Roosevelt
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Politically incorrect, we may nag a bit, but it's just a girls nature to fight the man of the house. I fight with my dad a lot and me and my two bro's get along just fine
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:P very true
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jem_ said:
"hiding how आप really feel and trying to make everyone happy doesn't make आप nice, it just makes आप a liar." -The book of luke
Kinda funny haha :P
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 "hiding how आप really feel and trying to make everyone happy doesn't make आप nice, it just makes आप a liar." -The book of luke Kinda funny haha :P
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vskparaimer said:
"What is it in here that stinks so much?"
"That's the victory, mate"

Severus Snape & Sirius Black from the fanfiction 'Conversations under control" द्वारा Hani'n'FlauFlau
(i know it may not count as a REAL quote but i simply प्यार it!)
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:)
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BaybieBetty009 said:
"Don't start none, won't be none."

Forgot where that's from but it sure inspires me to keep my attitude in check. And it's also my message for them instigators out there. =D
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:D thanks!
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tymple said:
"cause this is what i do every time every दिन every सेकंड this hold on tight we`re bringing down the government" - The Doctor in The Beast Bellow
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 "cause this is what i do every time every दिन every सेकंड this hold on tight we`re bringing down the government" - The Doctor in The Beast Bellow
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