Silly boy

-___- sorry u guys...schoolwork....homeowrk....writeoff's...EVRYTHING!!!! *eye roll* mayne i swear!!! UGGGG!!! n hav u guys ever seen that cideo "single ladies backwards" freakiest ish ive EVER seen!!!! bey is luminotic...or howwver u spell it. if u guys hav the strength enough 2 look it up...dnt freak. लोल i was scared 2 go 2 sleep last night!!! ANYWAY...story time cuz i havnt been writng but ive been busy so sorry!!! HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!!

my pov
prince iz jacobe??? jacobe is prince??? u got 2 be kidding me!!!

at school the अगला day

me-HE'S WAT??? R U KIDDING?!?!?! DNT U DARE LIE 2 ME DEE!!!! TF?!!!!...

Keke looks at me then Diggy then i looked at her then Diggy
Jenna:y..yea sure
Keke:I'll be outside
Jenna:K
Keke leaves then Diggy slaps me.And i fall to the floor
Jenna:ow!!!
Diggy:Thought i forgot and was gone let आप just walk out huh?
Jenna:I am sorry i made a big mistake walking out that door just don't hit me ok?
Diggy:Baby I'm not gonna hit you,come here
I go and sit on Diggy's lap and he starts चुंबन me hard
Jenna:D..Diggy...Stop
Diggy:You know आप like it
Princeton walks in and looks at my red face then Diggy
Jenna:Diggy stop
Diggy:Bitch i कहा nawhl
He see's Princeton
Diggy:Wassup Bro
Princeton:Man...

On a warm sunny friday afternoon............

I was walkin' घर from school and I bumped into someone and I apologized for bumping into them on accident.

Me:sorry about that I was'nt lookin' where I was going
Boy:it's o.k एंजल face,my name is Princeton
Me:My name is Michelle
Princeton:well i'm sorry for bumpin' into आप to

After we apologized I asked if he wanted to come to the mall tommorow with me and my friennds to pick some stuff up for my party ,he कहा yes and I got his number so I could call him.

Me:so call आप later
Princeton:yea एंजल face*kisses my cheek*
Me:*kisses him back on the cheek*...

STILL AT THE HOSPITAL
NURSE:WELL I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS
ASHLEY:OOH WHAT IS IT
EVERYBODY:WHAT IS IT
NURSE:U R THROWING UP BLOOD BECAUSE U R 2MTHS PREGNANT AND HAVENT BEEN TAKING PRENATAL PILLS AND THIS IS YOUR FIRST BABY
ASHLEY AND PROD:OMG WE R PREGNANT
EVERYBODY:YAY 2 शिशु CONGRATS
ASHLEY:NAIYELL WE PREGNANT TOGETHER
ME:LOL I KNOW PREGOS SWAGG
EVERYBODY:LOL
PROD:WELP LEGGO GET THEM PRENATAL PILLS
BOIZ:DADDY PRINCE AND DADDY PROD
GIRLS:SOON TO BE DADDY ROC AND DADDY RAY
SELINA AND MELINA:UHH UHH
EVERYBODY:LOL
RAY:NAIYELL WHEN U DUE
ME:DANG लोल JK STILL 4 और MTHS
EVERYBODY:AWHHH 2 MB BABIES
ME AND ASHLEY:SHUT...

-My name is Keke (my nickname) Bradford (fake last name :p) Just a girl who moved to LA, California (yeah right :p) Startin' school today, (ugh, kill me) one mom, one little sis & Zero dad, (i got a best friend who moved here also, same time). Btw some things i wud NOT do in real life are in dis story. For example lik: choking my mom. (hell she'd choke me first wit those big hands) ALRIGHT LET'S GO!-

Me: *Sleeping on bed.* *All of a sudden I feel a slight cold & wet feeling.*
Me: Wth? IT'S 6 IN DA MORNING!!! *Looks around to see Jen, (Lil sis) (Nickname) holding a gray big bucket.

//My...

-This is gonna be bad........for Keke!! *me :D*-


Roc: Prince....she.....
Prod: SHUT UP ROC!!!!!
Prince: (looks completely clueless) What?
My mom: Come on everybody, get inside.

//Inside the house, Prod and रे are sitting on the सोफ़ा, सोफे watching tv, Prince is in the रसोई, रसोईघर helping my mom cooking food, my sister is upstairs in her room, don't know where Roc at, i'm in my bedroom listening to music

Me: (sitting on my bed, on my ipod)
Roc: (walks in my room then sits on my bed) I'm bored.
Me: Why आप telling me??
Roc: Because you're fun.
Me: And??
Roc: And stupid.
Me: (hits him with my pillow) Boy please!!...

*next day*
I hear a knock on the door so i go open it
Princeton; hi
Jazmine; hi what are u doing here?
Princeton; i missed you
jazmine; *hugs him*
princeton; can i come in
jazmine; im sorry its a no hot boyz policy
princeton; *smiles* sexy bitch
jazmine; *laughs* आप can come in
princeton; i got a suprise for you
jazmine; what?
princeton; close ur eyes
Jazmine; *cloeses eyes*
princeton; *pulls out फूल and a teddy bear* open
jazmine; awwwwwww princey thanks
princeton; theres more
jazmine; *smiles* awwww u didnt have to
princeton; but i want to *gives me a bracelet that says princeton*
jazmine; awwww thats...

Tanya POV
hi im tanya minaj im 15 years old I have a big sister called perri minaj my momi is nicki minaj and my daddi is मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक I'm fun serious, and I just had the most amazing makeover oh dont forget my फ्रेंड्स Ityana, Merry, Ityana and viola
End of POV

Perri POV
ello!!! im perri im cute smart and verry sexy bad u dont wanno mess wit me cause I swear i will invite yo family to yo funiral no jokes but apart from all that im funny and the most लोकप्रिय girl in school and my sister is Tanya she a nerd inside but a fashanable तारा, स्टार outside YUK!!!! my mom is nicki and my dad is मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक BLAH!!!! BLAH!!!...

Ray; its not funny!!!
prod; getting back 2 u what happend
prince; i bit my lip
prod; no 4real what did happen
prince; a crazy chic that bit my lip
prod; u lip locked her
prince; it was just a little kiss
prod; what will telica think?
prince; idK
roc; speek english
prince; i dont no
prod; well r u gonna tell her
prince; Yes, No, Maybe

At my house:::
me; im so tierd im gonna go sleep
mom; ok
i went to get my pj's and went too bed
Next morning:::
kendra; rise and shine
me; go away
kendra; come on
me; its 7 am
kendra; so wake up
me; get lost
kendra pulls the blanket off me
me; WTF!! piss off
kendra; no wake up
me(sigh):...

Okay I stopped at J.T Stepping closer to me..(Dora's voice)What do yhu think is gonna happen next??........I think that too.. Well ur about to see riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight now.

::LA's POV::
I wasn't paying attention to anything else,but the glove.Then I felt a hand on my shoulder,it was J.T. LA-huh?(looks up) J.T-Well I just thought I would give आप something a little extra with the glove. LA-What और can आप give me...*I shouldn't have asked that* He pulled me towards the bed,layed me down,and started kissin on me... LA- Umm, J.T,,What chu up to? J.T-I'm jus gonna make आप scream my name,that's...