An Elf in School
Scene: School
Mom: We know this is unusual.
Dad: We know children can be spirited.
Mom: We expect the rebellious phase... But Damian is completely out of control!
Dad: Pushing फ्रेंड्स into tar pits...
Mom: Rewiring all the appliances...
Dad: We don't know what to do. Can आप help us?
Tune: I'm sorry... you're elves, right?
Parents: Yes?
Tune: Don't आप have schools for elves?
Mom: "Schools?"
Dad: What's this... "school"?
Tune: A place where your young can learn how to behave, develop a talent and proper manners.
Dad: "Manners"?
Mom: "Talent"?
Tune: There's a proper way to behave in every social setting. Oh! Today is Talent दिन and I have to get ready. Hm...
Damian suddenly enters*
Dad: Hey! Come meet Ms. Tune!
Tune: Hello, Damian, a pleasure to meet you. Now before your parents leave, there are a few ground rules... we should... uhm... Where are your parents?
Mom: I told आप I'd find a babysitter!
Tune: Let's get started.
Dad: Elf Island, here we come!
Tune: Good morning everyone! Now, as आप all know, today is a special दिन that only comes once a साल - Talent Day! I know that some of आप are a little nervous, but don't be because we're all going to have lots of fun, as long as we remember the rules and don't get out of line.
Damian puts a बिच्छू on his classmate's head*
Tune: I've asked three of my फ्रेंड्स to शामिल होइए us today, Ms. Chatta, Ms. Lockette and Mr. Fixit. They are all very accomplished Pixies. Now, are there any questions?
That classmate raises his hand*
Tune: Yes?
Pixie #1: Is he the new kid?
Tune: Yes, this is Damian's first दिन at our school, so I hope you'll all make him feel welcome.
He raises his hand again*
Tune: Yes?
Pixie #1: Why is he covering my leg with ज्वर भाता, ज्वालामुखी ant honey?
Tune: Damian!
Damian blows the whistle and the ants appear and attack that poor classmate*
Tune: We do not feed our फ्रेंड्स to volcanic आग ants! Wonderful! Now, let's get out there and see who needs help! Let Talent दिन begin!
Pixie #1: Today I get my MagicPop!
Pixie #2: आप कहा that after today we'll all be PopPixies! Right, Camilla?
Camilla: I don't know guys, my talent isn't all that... helpful.
Pixie #2: Camilla, everybody's talent is helpful to somebody. आप just have to find out who.
Piff: Right!
Scene: Pixieville
Gnome #1: Mooky, come on! Let's go!
Fixit: What's the problem, sir?
Gnome #1: My driver won't move. I don't know what the problem is. He's just sitting there like a big fat purple carpet!
Mooky says something*
Gnome #1: How many times do I have to tell you? I don't understand your language, आप flea bag!
Pixie #1: Hey! Mr. Fixit, I think I can help! I can understand magical creature language!
Fixit nods. The pixie starts using his powers*
Pixie #1: हे there, Mooky! What seems to be the problem?
Mooky जवाब him in his language*
Pixie #1: He doesn't feel respected. He says you're a mean boss and he's not going anywhere until you're nicer to him.
Gnome #1: But... he... grrrr... I... OK! Tell him I'm s---s---sorry!
The pixie translates what the boss say to Mooky*
Pixie #1: He accepts your apology. Now where would आप like to go?
Gnome #1: Well, I'd like to go to Molly Moo for some sweets!
When the pixie is about to translate it to Mooky, Damien does a trick to mess things up*
Pixie #1: He says okay, but first आप need a शावर, शॉवर because आप smell like a pig and look like one too.
Mooky and the boss fight*
Pixie #1: I don't know what happened. I was speaking his language one minute, and the अगला I'm saying something awful.
Camilla: I'll try to do something.
Camilla tries using her powers but nothing works*
Lockette: Oooh... lemonade. Could we have two glasses, sir?
Damien messes the नींबु पानी, नींबू पानी pitcher*
Gnome #2: Sorry, I'm afraid I can't. The नींबु पानी, नींबू पानी is फ्रोज़न solid.
He tries all possible methods but nothing changes*
Pixie #2: I hope I can help. That नींबु पानी, नींबू पानी looks delicious!
She uses her powers*
Animal #1: That's great, आप melted it! Yay!
Gnome #2: You're a life saver. How did आप do that?
Damien messes the नींबु पानी, नींबू पानी pitcher again*
Pixie #2: It was easy, I can melt things. I put my finger in... and then I pull my finger out... Uh! Then I take... my... finger... OUT! Ahh!!!
Pixie #3: Now... is the नींबु पानी, नींबू पानी okay?
The vendor drinks it*
Gnome #2: That's not lemonade, it's lemon-lava!
Pixie #2: Camilla! Help!
Camilla: But... I can't!
Pixie #2: Please!
Everyone tries to help her, but the pitcher then covers the vendor's head.*
Gnome #2: Get this off of my head!
It then explodes and he's deliquesced*
Lockette: We can fix this... I hope!
Damien then jumps into the vendor and the liquid splashes everywhere*
Chatta: Hi Piff, any luck?
Piff: No, nothing!
Chatta: Well, stick with us. We're gonna get a MagicPop today, no matter what, right?
Camilla: If आप say so...
Chatta: Come on, Camilla. Be positive. Everyone has a talent that's helpful!
Ronf: Why can't I sleep? I need to sleep!
Piff: Someone needs help!
Chatta knocks the door*
Gnome #3: Ronf! Get the door!
Ronf: Hello. Can I help you?
Chatta: No. But we can help you! We heard you're having trouble sleeping.
Ronf: I haven't been able to sleep for three days. Normally I can sleep anywhere, anytime!
Piff: I can fix that!
Ronf: A pixie can't help me. I'll get on all right द्वारा myself.
Gnome #3: Ronf! आप left the toilet सीट up again!
Ronf: Then again, I'm desperate. I'll try anything.
Piff: Let's get started.
Scene: Ronf's House
Piff: This is a hard one...
Chatta: Maybe आप can try the special magic - milk! It works every time!
Damien puts bad things in the milk. Piff pours a glass and uses her magic on the spoiled milk*
Ronf: Warm milk. Why didn't I think of that!
Piff: How about... a lullaby? Sleep, my child. Sleep, honey. Sleep, my little one...
Damien makes loud nonsense noises and Ronf is up again*
Chatta: That little elf is ruining Talent Day!
Piff: Yeah!
Chatta: And Ronf's sleep!
Damien continues to torture Ronf with noises*
Chatta: How would he feel if someone hounded him all night so he couldn't sleep?
Piff: Ah!
Chatta: That's it! We'll teach him the golden rule! And you're the perfect Pixie for the job!
Camilla: Me?
Damien pulls another trick again. But the बिस्तर sheet becomes a ghost*
Camilla: Damian... Damian... आप have been a very bad little elf, and have mistreated many people... Now you'll see what it feels like...
Many objects attack him*
Camilla: Now, Damian, are आप EVER going to bother anyone again?
Camilla blows the whistle and the volcanic आग ants get him. Camilla shows herself and everyone hugs her in joy. Ronf is asleep and his wife waves them goodbye*
Narrator: When a Pixie uses her talent for good, the पेड़ of Life gives her a MagicPop, a magical sphere that turns a Pixie into a PopPixie.
Scene: School
Tune: Congratulations, Camilla! आप used your talent well!
Chatta: आप should all learn from Camilla. Look!
Her MagicPop appears and she transforms*
Narrator: Camilla, the PopPixie of Illusions!
Everyone cheers while Damien's parents walk him to the school*
Dad: Mrs. Tune!
Chatta: Oh no, look who's coming!
Tune: Oh boy! Everybody, hold hands with Camilla!
Camilla: What? Why?
Tune: Use your MagicPop and make us all invisible.
Camilla makes everyone invisible*
Mom: Hey! Lady?
Dad: I thought आप कहा आप could get those Pixies to babysit again! I want to go to a movie!
Mom: They've got to be here somewhere!
Camilla: Boo!
Damien freaks out and runs away*
Mom: What's gotten into that boy?
They all leave and the pixies दिखाना up*
Scene: School
Mom: We know this is unusual.
Dad: We know children can be spirited.
Mom: We expect the rebellious phase... But Damian is completely out of control!
Dad: Pushing फ्रेंड्स into tar pits...
Mom: Rewiring all the appliances...
Dad: We don't know what to do. Can आप help us?
Tune: I'm sorry... you're elves, right?
Parents: Yes?
Tune: Don't आप have schools for elves?
Mom: "Schools?"
Dad: What's this... "school"?
Tune: A place where your young can learn how to behave, develop a talent and proper manners.
Dad: "Manners"?
Mom: "Talent"?
Tune: There's a proper way to behave in every social setting. Oh! Today is Talent दिन and I have to get ready. Hm...
Damian suddenly enters*
Dad: Hey! Come meet Ms. Tune!
Tune: Hello, Damian, a pleasure to meet you. Now before your parents leave, there are a few ground rules... we should... uhm... Where are your parents?
Mom: I told आप I'd find a babysitter!
Tune: Let's get started.
Dad: Elf Island, here we come!
Tune: Good morning everyone! Now, as आप all know, today is a special दिन that only comes once a साल - Talent Day! I know that some of आप are a little nervous, but don't be because we're all going to have lots of fun, as long as we remember the rules and don't get out of line.
Damian puts a बिच्छू on his classmate's head*
Tune: I've asked three of my फ्रेंड्स to शामिल होइए us today, Ms. Chatta, Ms. Lockette and Mr. Fixit. They are all very accomplished Pixies. Now, are there any questions?
That classmate raises his hand*
Tune: Yes?
Pixie #1: Is he the new kid?
Tune: Yes, this is Damian's first दिन at our school, so I hope you'll all make him feel welcome.
He raises his hand again*
Tune: Yes?
Pixie #1: Why is he covering my leg with ज्वर भाता, ज्वालामुखी ant honey?
Tune: Damian!
Damian blows the whistle and the ants appear and attack that poor classmate*
Tune: We do not feed our फ्रेंड्स to volcanic आग ants! Wonderful! Now, let's get out there and see who needs help! Let Talent दिन begin!
Pixie #1: Today I get my MagicPop!
Pixie #2: आप कहा that after today we'll all be PopPixies! Right, Camilla?
Camilla: I don't know guys, my talent isn't all that... helpful.
Pixie #2: Camilla, everybody's talent is helpful to somebody. आप just have to find out who.
Piff: Right!
Scene: Pixieville
Gnome #1: Mooky, come on! Let's go!
Fixit: What's the problem, sir?
Gnome #1: My driver won't move. I don't know what the problem is. He's just sitting there like a big fat purple carpet!
Mooky says something*
Gnome #1: How many times do I have to tell you? I don't understand your language, आप flea bag!
Pixie #1: Hey! Mr. Fixit, I think I can help! I can understand magical creature language!
Fixit nods. The pixie starts using his powers*
Pixie #1: हे there, Mooky! What seems to be the problem?
Mooky जवाब him in his language*
Pixie #1: He doesn't feel respected. He says you're a mean boss and he's not going anywhere until you're nicer to him.
Gnome #1: But... he... grrrr... I... OK! Tell him I'm s---s---sorry!
The pixie translates what the boss say to Mooky*
Pixie #1: He accepts your apology. Now where would आप like to go?
Gnome #1: Well, I'd like to go to Molly Moo for some sweets!
When the pixie is about to translate it to Mooky, Damien does a trick to mess things up*
Pixie #1: He says okay, but first आप need a शावर, शॉवर because आप smell like a pig and look like one too.
Mooky and the boss fight*
Pixie #1: I don't know what happened. I was speaking his language one minute, and the अगला I'm saying something awful.
Camilla: I'll try to do something.
Camilla tries using her powers but nothing works*
Lockette: Oooh... lemonade. Could we have two glasses, sir?
Damien messes the नींबु पानी, नींबू पानी pitcher*
Gnome #2: Sorry, I'm afraid I can't. The नींबु पानी, नींबू पानी is फ्रोज़न solid.
He tries all possible methods but nothing changes*
Pixie #2: I hope I can help. That नींबु पानी, नींबू पानी looks delicious!
She uses her powers*
Animal #1: That's great, आप melted it! Yay!
Gnome #2: You're a life saver. How did आप do that?
Damien messes the नींबु पानी, नींबू पानी pitcher again*
Pixie #2: It was easy, I can melt things. I put my finger in... and then I pull my finger out... Uh! Then I take... my... finger... OUT! Ahh!!!
Pixie #3: Now... is the नींबु पानी, नींबू पानी okay?
The vendor drinks it*
Gnome #2: That's not lemonade, it's lemon-lava!
Pixie #2: Camilla! Help!
Camilla: But... I can't!
Pixie #2: Please!
Everyone tries to help her, but the pitcher then covers the vendor's head.*
Gnome #2: Get this off of my head!
It then explodes and he's deliquesced*
Lockette: We can fix this... I hope!
Damien then jumps into the vendor and the liquid splashes everywhere*
Chatta: Hi Piff, any luck?
Piff: No, nothing!
Chatta: Well, stick with us. We're gonna get a MagicPop today, no matter what, right?
Camilla: If आप say so...
Chatta: Come on, Camilla. Be positive. Everyone has a talent that's helpful!
Ronf: Why can't I sleep? I need to sleep!
Piff: Someone needs help!
Chatta knocks the door*
Gnome #3: Ronf! Get the door!
Ronf: Hello. Can I help you?
Chatta: No. But we can help you! We heard you're having trouble sleeping.
Ronf: I haven't been able to sleep for three days. Normally I can sleep anywhere, anytime!
Piff: I can fix that!
Ronf: A pixie can't help me. I'll get on all right द्वारा myself.
Gnome #3: Ronf! आप left the toilet सीट up again!
Ronf: Then again, I'm desperate. I'll try anything.
Piff: Let's get started.
Scene: Ronf's House
Piff: This is a hard one...
Chatta: Maybe आप can try the special magic - milk! It works every time!
Damien puts bad things in the milk. Piff pours a glass and uses her magic on the spoiled milk*
Ronf: Warm milk. Why didn't I think of that!
Piff: How about... a lullaby? Sleep, my child. Sleep, honey. Sleep, my little one...
Damien makes loud nonsense noises and Ronf is up again*
Chatta: That little elf is ruining Talent Day!
Piff: Yeah!
Chatta: And Ronf's sleep!
Damien continues to torture Ronf with noises*
Chatta: How would he feel if someone hounded him all night so he couldn't sleep?
Piff: Ah!
Chatta: That's it! We'll teach him the golden rule! And you're the perfect Pixie for the job!
Camilla: Me?
Damien pulls another trick again. But the बिस्तर sheet becomes a ghost*
Camilla: Damian... Damian... आप have been a very bad little elf, and have mistreated many people... Now you'll see what it feels like...
Many objects attack him*
Camilla: Now, Damian, are आप EVER going to bother anyone again?
Camilla blows the whistle and the volcanic आग ants get him. Camilla shows herself and everyone hugs her in joy. Ronf is asleep and his wife waves them goodbye*
Narrator: When a Pixie uses her talent for good, the पेड़ of Life gives her a MagicPop, a magical sphere that turns a Pixie into a PopPixie.
Scene: School
Tune: Congratulations, Camilla! आप used your talent well!
Chatta: आप should all learn from Camilla. Look!
Her MagicPop appears and she transforms*
Narrator: Camilla, the PopPixie of Illusions!
Everyone cheers while Damien's parents walk him to the school*
Dad: Mrs. Tune!
Chatta: Oh no, look who's coming!
Tune: Oh boy! Everybody, hold hands with Camilla!
Camilla: What? Why?
Tune: Use your MagicPop and make us all invisible.
Camilla makes everyone invisible*
Mom: Hey! Lady?
Dad: I thought आप कहा आप could get those Pixies to babysit again! I want to go to a movie!
Mom: They've got to be here somewhere!
Camilla: Boo!
Damien freaks out and runs away*
Mom: What's gotten into that boy?
They all leave and the pixies दिखाना up*