Found this on fanfiction. So it's all copied & pasted. Enjoy!
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
You go to the Empire State Building and आप ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and आप scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time आप use the Internet, आप thank Hermes.
When आप see Harry Potter, आप think of Percy with glasses.
You burn खाना to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, आप go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your प्रिय singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone...
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