Napping on the job Marlene?

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"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic जानवर had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did आप manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...

Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the चोटी, शीर्ष bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...

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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The डॉल्फिन Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking चाय and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I कहा to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did आप ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...

The moon shone its rays over the treetops, lighting up my way. The forest was silent, except for the sound of my beating heart, which I hoped only I could hear. This was a suicide mission; it was either do या die. If Blowhole was defeated, I would finally get my revenge. On the other hand, if I lost, I would not have long to live.
I almost jumped out of my feathers when an owl screamed at me to get out of his territory. I think he was afraid that I was going to steal his mice. I would not loose sleep over it. I had sworn never to eat a माउस again unless it was a dire emergency.
Have आप ever...

Note: This is a short chapter just to conclude things up. Hope आप enjoyed it!

“Kowalski, tell me you’ve cracked this thing,” कहा Skipper. “The humans will arrive at any moment.”
“Almost there, Skipper. Just a few और touches.”
Private turned to his leader. “Skipper! Someone’s coming!”
“Kowalski! It’s now या never!”
Kowalski hit the send button. “Mission accomplished, sir.”
“Go! Go! Go!”
The team made it up to the air vent just in time. The humans walked into the room. “I could have sworn I’d closed the lights.”
“Nah, you’re crazy.”
“It’s...

Author’s Note: This was requested द्वारा link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance द्वारा Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.

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Take One: “One Man Stand”

Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*

Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And द्वारा the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—♫

Skipper: *over the mic* “Did आप have to bring me into this?!”

Kowalski: T_T

Take Two: “One...

Rico had awoken...he was strapped to a तालिका, टेबल in a dark room....he was frightened and wondered where he was...he struggled and screamed asking where he was...but all he could do was do that...until he heard a door slowly open...

Rico: let me go!! Now whoever आप are या your gonna be sorry!!

???:I can't Bieleve I finally captured you....and it was too easy....hehehe...

It was the man who kidnapped Rico at the zoo...he walked up to Rico and smiled down on at him...

Rico:(up chucks bomb at him)

The man dodges the bomb and quickly gets back over near him...the man is now angry and punches Rico in the...

NOTE: Okay... This is my very first FF on the fansite so if I screw up... PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Just some symbols...
Author's Note is in bold
Action/Scene is in italics
Thought Speak is with < & >

Part I: The Beginning
Oh! I forgot to mention that I won't give away the main character's REAL name until the end of the FF, THAT will be determined later...

I'm also gonna throw in a couple references...Just for fun :D

(A car pulls up to the Central Park Zoo...)
?: Here we go... (sighs)
(6 little kids run out of the car)
?'s Mom: आप kids have fun! (turns to ?)Now आप make sure आप keep the kids...

"Skipper are आप sure we aren't lost? This is NOT the part of New Jersey आप want to be in at night...for आप guys...not that bad...for a young and sort of vulnerable girl like me...very bad!" Cowtails कहा nervously.

Suddenly, three tough looking guys walked up.

"What's a pretty thing like आप doin' walkin' her pets around at 11 at night?" The first guy asked.

"yeah...don't आप know it's a bit dangerous, dollface?" The सेकंड guy said.

Skipper glared. Dollface was his line!

"there could be gangs...or kidnappers..." The third guy कहा slowly smirking.

Cowtails spotted the टैटू on their necks,...

Kowalski face flippered, "Now आप did it..."

~ Cowtails banged her head on the inside of the bubble, "you...don't...like...him...you...don't...like...h im..."

~ Skipper took a step forward. "yes...I...did..." He smirked, "come on, what आप got?"

Private dragged the other penguins behind the control board, "TAKE COVAH!"

Sweet Pripper cracked her knuckles, "BRING IT ON PECKER FACE!"

"I have my bets on Skipper since Sweet Pripper is a human.." Kowalski कहा slowly.

SP got out her chainsaw, " Your going to eat those words for your last meal..."

"I take it back.." Kowalski muttered.

"bring it on...IT."...

SP was sitting down flipping a coin, "Wait, what are we doing again?" She asked.

Kowalski face flippered. SP threw the coin down.

"WAIT! We are rescuing Cowtails!" She shouted.

~ "Do आप birds ever give up?" Blowhole scowled.

"apparently not, let's just find a new hiding spot. Remember, आप don't give up either..." Cowtails कहा with a sweet smile.

~ "she's still faking...hmmm...what should we do? Kowalski! Options!" Skipper shouted.

~ "come on Blowy let's go." Cowtails said.

"Alright..." Blowhole sighed, flying off.

~ "HOW ABOUT THE OPTION GO AFTER THEM!" SP shouted.

"BUT HE DIDN'T ASK YOU...

Cowtails ran over to Blowhole and clinged to him.

"Don't go! I want to help destroy the penguins!" Then she shook he head, "why the heck am I hugging BLowhole?"

I glared, "whoever's cruel joke it is to control Cowtails, knock it off! That includes you, Blowhole!"

The rest of my team looked around.

"Don't look at me, I am not the cause of this." Sweet Pripper कहा slowly.

"It's so not my fault..." Blowhole muttered.

"liar!" Sweet Pripper snapped.

"Let's go Blowy." Cowtails कहा with a girlish giggle which isn't her at all!

I growled under my breath.

"OH NO आप DON'T!" Sweet Pripper suddenly...

    Lorrie had become anxious. What the hell did मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक find that was so horrible that he couldn’t tell her on the phone?

    The apartment that she and मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक were staying in was only a few minutes’ drive from Central Park. Lorrie awaited on a park bench holding Kowalski in her lap. She didn’t bother with wasting time putting him in his cage.

    A cab pulled up at the side of the park a couple of मिनटों after Lorrie had arrived and मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक stepped out. After tipping the cabbie, he scanned the park, and when he spotted her, he paced...

> Now we realized if we're not alone here. We've लॉस्ट many relativity, Manfredi-Sergeant-Skjern-Leonov... everything done in fast and it just like they're called at once to the heaven so no one of them left alone in the world... no one except our Skipper. We hadn't anyone to ask left, only Hans who survived and Johnson is about to follow them... This night, Skipper will faced the real fear that he was leaved it for a long time... the lonely, and everything just leaved in one night so we will see... if everyone who passed out in this roman, was leaved Skipper... या took from Skipper... And...

> Walking through the freezing snow and chilled storm without any aim या objective was just a worst thing to do for soldiers. Un-Cleared... Un-Offical... Un-Expected mission that lead Skipper and our relativity to his fate were just already started. Now... We got a clue, just find the Answer 'Who's the murderer' and 'What's all about' may be the meaning of all Sergeant's words... The mystery was just started... We're hiding to the north... and east... and then we see the red light after we walked under the shadow...

“Johnson right behind you, Manfredi…”
Ebsjerk, Denmark
22:22 PM: Cloudy:...

Author’s Note: This is following the episode Roomies. Contains Skilene.

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    It was the अगला morning after the long night of tracking down the walrus-spy, Rhonda, and rerouting her टोकरा from the polar भालू reserve to the Hoboken Aquarium. While Kowalski tried to track down her टोकरा in hopes of getting his unnamed invention back, Skipper went over to Marlene’s to see how she was holding up.

    “Hey, Marlene. Everything alright?” Skipper asked as he entered her habitat. Marlene was sitting at her small dresser looking into a mirror, which...