Rico's a diggin fer सोना

Skipper woke up late that morning. He waddled to the sleeping Private. A smile came across his face as he stroked Private's head with his gentle flipper. Private opened his eyes sluggishly.
P: "Good morning, Skippah."
S: "Good morning, did आप sleep well last night?"
P: "Yes, I did. Did you?"
S: "Yeah, आप want to see the colony today?"
P: "Okay!"
S: "I'm going to get breakfast. Remember all the rules."
P: "Can I come?"
S: "No, not yet. I don't think you're ready now."
P: "I've fished in the pond at घर before."
S: "Yes, but there aren't those carnivorious beast there."
P: "I can handle it. Believe me....

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, या something like that, but I've changed it's शीर्षक becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone द्वारा sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would खोजिए for clues the अगला morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

Private entered the hatch, slowly and cautiously, trying not to make any sound. He didn´t knew what Skipper would do to him if he got caught. Step द्वारा step he made his way down the ladder into an unfamiliar dark HQ. Private looked around and startlet. Their घर had लॉस्ट all of its warmth and comfort. It was almost like, no one would live here anymore, it was just deserted.




Slowly he waddled into the middle of the room, Skipper was no where to be seen. The little पेंगुइन shighed in his thoughts. Since they had left the HQ, he hadn´t seen Skipper anymore. That´s the only reason he returned...

I was originally only going to post a few of these on the wall, but there were just too many gems not to share them all.

When things are translated form one language to another, suffice it to say that things can often be “lost in translation.” The following is a सूची of 89 “Penguins of Madagascar” episodes which have had their German titles translated into English using Google’s webpage translator. The English name of each episode is placed in parentheses अगला to each translated title, as it appeared on a German टेलीविज़न website, though in a few places even those have a few errors...

HQ:
Private: ACHOO! *sniffle*

Private sits tiredly on the table, as Kowalski probes around Private with thermometers, stethoscopes, and a tape measure.

Kowalski: According to my calculations, it seems that Private has become sick with some sort of virus.
Private: Ah.. Ah.. ACHOO!
Kowalski: Eh, and a very sickly one, I might add.
Rico: Eww.
Skipper: Well, nothing a little sleep and some चाय can't cure!
Private: But Skipper, I feel like my head weighs a thousand tons! Don't आप have any-
Skipper: Wait, आप कहा your head feels heavy? Do आप happen to be sneezing uncontrollably and feeling faint every...

marlene:"skipper skipper were are you?"
skipper was sleeping in the hq like always.
marlene:"oh there आप are WAKE UP"
the shout startled skipper resalting in him wakeing up.
marlene:now that your awake heres what I woke आप up for since it is your bday the old squrel made a gift for you.
skipper:oh well in that case.*runs out*
kowalski:hey whate up
at the tree.
shalla(old squrel):young worreir I persent आप with this *holds link sout*
skipper:"you don't expet me to ware that do you?"
shalla:put it on"
*skipper puts on the link sout*
shalla:now come with me theres और to be shown"
*skipper floows shalla...

Prolouge: आप are entering a wondrous world, outside our own world, taking in it's claims द्वारा weird phenomena. Throught the pit of man's fears, and the summit, of his knowledge. This "other world" is one that causes the fall of empires, society, and the deepest of courage, the place I speak of is indeed. The Twilight Zone. -Rod Serling.
The साल is 1962, in a beautiful stretch of prairie in Omaha, Nebraska, a happy community of farmers, बीयर, बियर mongers, and the occassional middle class. This community thrived, until, a monster came to town. He would send anything he was displeased with to an area...

Weeeeeelllll, I was watching BTR क्रिस्मस Special and I saw them get their mistletoe kisses (you can see where this is going), I thought that maybe the penguins should get their mistletoe kisses (There's a hint of Skilene in here) Sooooooo here goes.

Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially क्रिस्मस Eve. So... what do आप wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) हे guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: चोटी, शीर्ष secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points...

Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' कहा Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' कहा a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' कहा Kowalski. Only two days पूर्व had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...

Sorry it took me so long to update! This was a difficult chapter to write, but I’m pleased with the final product. I hope आप enjoy it and, yes, not all the characters are going to survive this. Just wanted to make that clear.

Hopeless Situations

“Um, excuse me, Dr. Blowhole?” Private said, “I-I’m still stuck here!”
“Oh, I know, Private,” he responded, “I know.”
“Hey, let the private go, Blowhole!” Skipper ordered.
The डॉल्फिन bowed mockingly, “Your wish is my command, Skipper!” At that moment, the floor began to tremble. The penguins hit the floor, and Kowalski...

New Transfer
It was early in the morning when I was getting the team ready for today's schedule. They were all there except for Kowalski. I had दिया Kowalski orders to go and see what all the commotion was about in Alice's office last night. I was almost done telling everybody everything for today, when Kowalski jumping into the H.Q. "Speak man." I commanded him. He was out of breath and looked excited and worried, which was making me anxious. "We are getting a new transfer." Kowalski कहा when he caught his breath. "New transfer!" I exclaimed. "Tell us more" Private कहा anxiously. "Well..."...

The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The टैको, taco couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it द्वारा the great टैको, taco terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant...