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posted by littlebirdy05
How would one describe the दिन to दिन activities of a पेंगुइन team? Many, including myself, have tried and failed. The main problem is... well it's never really the SAME दिन to day. Sure, you'd think we had a routine, and we did. But they way we went about it was always different. Admittedly we've baffled many zoologists, and even sent some of them gibbering to a mental hospital.

There's no doubt we're different. The सवाल is, why? What sets us apart from the rest? Were there not others in the world- no, in ZOOS like us? Were there zoos without a team to defend them all? I suppose those सवालों could be answered द्वारा those inhabitants them self, but that isn't exactly an option, is it?

Perhaps the best way to create an accurate picture, is to tell the... द्वारा now, famous, account of our first big mission. Not our squabbles with Blowhole, या our trips around the world. No, आप see, our first big mission began here, in our very own Central Park Zoo, located in New York City. As this tale unfolds, आप will realize it wasn't so easy getting all of this information.

Our story began, several years ago, at the dawn of the twenty first century. We were living life as we normally would, entertaining the masses द्वारा day, battling enemy forces द्वारा night. We'd soon get a new shipment of animals, transferred to the zoo. It was a rather large shipment, but we weren't worried. What ever it may be, we could take them easily, if it were needed. The inhabitants being shipped here, well... As it turns out, they had a plan that would topple our civilization, and plunge this zoo into a पार करना, क्रॉस species war. Of course...

We didn't know this at the time...

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A/N- Yeah, just a real quick prologue for the moment, but only for the moment. I've had this idea rolling around in my head for a while and at least wanted to finish one of my other stories, but it's just been too distracting. आप know how that it, right? ^^;
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Dr Blowhole gazed calmly at the moniters. There was nothing, absolutly NOTHING, going on anywhere. He was starting to get bored. He hadn't schemed against the penguins in a while.
He growled and spun towards the lobsters. There was no plan.

Unless...

Yes. He felt it. It stared at the very corner of his mind and crept slowly along until he was consumed द्वारा it. A new plan!
"Lobsters!!" He yelled, smiling slyly.




Dr Blowhole: *singing while slowly driving around the crowd of his lobsters*
I know that your levels of thinking,
are as low as the weakest of tides.
But dull as आप are, pay attention!...
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Those are all Bada and Bing's कोट्स from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)



*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: आप can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma पंच your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, आप gotta ???

Bada: Yeah,...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little टट्टू and Lunicorns Are Made द्वारा Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made द्वारा Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! या Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Flashback: Take 1

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the मूंगफली, मूंगफली का butte--
Wait! Where's the मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन winkie?"

Rico: "Wasn't me..."

Private: "Rico! आप have मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन on your chin!"

Rico: "Uuuum...would आप believe coincidence?"

Private: T_T

Flashback: Take 2

Skipper: "I guess Dr. Blowhole isn't as smart as he thinks he iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *small warehouse goes underground*

*penguins wrapped around the spikes*

Private: "I don't think the मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन winkie...
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Ch. 3
"What did आप do to Kowalski, Blowhole," Skipper demanded.
"Why don't आप ask him yourself," the डॉल्फिन chuckled as Kowalski stepped out from behind him.
"Kowalski?" Private asked in surprize, "What are आप doing with Blowhole?"
"You brain-washed him!" Skipper snapped at Blowhole.
"I'm not brain-washed," Kowalski stated, his voice was flat.
"That's just what he wants आप to think," Skipper कहा in denial.
"Kowalski's correct Skipper," Blowhole chipped in, "he joined me of his own choice."
Kowalski shot a sharp glance at Blowhole as if intending to say something, but he stayed quiet and...
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