(Have no idea if I should make this a one-shot या not)


"It's Valentine's day!" Private yelled cheerfully. "...well tomorrow."

At the middle of the room, Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Private, what's so great about that?"

"It's a दिन about ♥'s, and love, and...♥'s! I can't wait!" he said, "Who knows, maybe [1]you'll[/1] find a तारीख, दिनांक Skippa'!"

"Private, No. I'm not ever, ever, EVER! going to तारीख, दिनांक again!" he yelled. "I'm not even sure प्यार exist anymore."

"Skipper, प्यार does exist," कहा Kowalski, "It's inside our bodies. Which is located somewhere in the circulatory system."

"You too Kowalski?" कहा Skipper, "I thought a guy like आप doesn't believe in this stuff."

"I DO Skipper!" he said, "It is a fact that प्यार IS here. All scientist know there is love. We just don't have a clear explanation for it. We don't even have a clue on how it comes to us. I think it's related to mind control...but it's just a theory. Everyone is bound to experience it someday. आप already did."

"I didn't experience anything!" he yelled.

"I know आप had your difficulties over the past...decade," कहा Kowalski, "But I am now going to make Valentine's दिन the best दिन for all the loveless losers like you!"

Skipper stared angrily at Kowalski. "Uhh, I mean for people who can't find true love..."

"Well, what are gonna do?" asked Skipper, "Make a प्यार potion, use the Love-U-lator again, या do आप want to spy on someone and take notes.

"All the above!" Kowalski कहा happily in his high voice. "And I better start now if I want to make it on time for tomorrow." Kowalski ran to his lab and locked the door behind him. "I'll be out द्वारा dinner!" he कहा through the steel door.

Private waddled over to his leader. "Hey Skippa', What are आप gonna do this Valentine's Day?" he asked. "Now, I know आप don't like this holiday, but-"

Skipper put his flipper over Private's beak. "Private, don't talk me into dating anyone," he कहा and released his hold on Private's beak. "Now if आप need me, I'll be outside..."

Skipper walked over to the ladder and climbed out of the fishbowl enterance.

"Rico," he said, "Do आप believe in love?"

"Dunno," he replied, "Why?"

"Nothing really. Is just that, why does Skippa' think प्यार doesn't exist?" asked Private, "Love is everywhere! I thought he would've believed in it when he dated Kitka...then again, they did broke up."

"Skipper just needed another date," कहा Kowalski when he burst through the door.

"K'walski, aren't आप working on a potion या something?" asked Private.

"Uhh, not really," he replied. "I just wanted to wait until Skipper's gone."

"Why is that?" asked the young soldier.

"Nothing. He doesn't like talking about प्यार that much so I thought I should leave him out on this," he said, "Actually, I wanted to use Skipper in my tests." Kowalski grinned shyly.

"What? Skippa'?" कहा Private, "Why him?"

"Well, if this succeds with him, then it will probably work on anybody," he said, "Skipper did have his दिल broken a couple of times. This might get him his true love!...And hopefully, it's not another predator."

"But what if Skippa' didn't want to?" asked Private.

"I'll do what I did with Marlene," कहा Kowalski, "beg in a hush whisper until he does."

"Tha'll work!" कहा Rico.

"Huddle up!" कहा Kowalski. Everyone formed a small circle. "This is what we'll do."
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"Ok, I'm gonna need Rico to spy on Skipper," कहा Kowalski, "While Private and I work on a potion and ideas on how to make Skipper fall in प्यार with someone."

"Kay!" Rico climbed up the ladder and out of the fishbowl enterance.

"Ok...what are we going to do?" Kowalski asked Private.

"Maybe we should find a way to match Skipper up with a female first," suggested Private. "Then we could get started with the ♥ potion. We're not gonna use it on him though. We'll use it some other time."

"Ok, I'll get my Love-U-Lator and fix it up!" कहा Kowalski.


23 मिनटों later...


"Done! Now this Love-U-Lator will match Skipper up with someone in this zoo," कहा Kowalski. "Now we first have to put some of Skipper's traits and wait for the Love-U-Lator to work it's magic."

While waiting for the Love-U-Lator to do it's 'magic', Julien burst through the door. "Hello crazy birds! I would like to have your television," he said, "Now hand it over."

"Sorry Julien," कहा Private, "But we're using it to fine Skipper a date."

"What? Who would want to तारीख, दिनांक Skipper?" कहा Julien, "He's too...boring."

Private looked at the screen. "Hey Kowalski. What does that mean?"

Kowalski looked up. "Argh! Skipper doesn't have a match!"

"Why are आप अभिनय so suprised?" कहा Julien.

"Well, when आप put in his traits, what did आप put?" asked Private.

"I put Male, a leader, and a penguin," replied Kowalski, "Why?"

"You gotta put और than that!" yelled Private, "What else is Skippa?"

Everyone in the room began to think. Then the started pacing. Then the all snaped...then they लॉस्ट it.

"Uhh, he's a good person?" कहा Private.

"Eh, whatever. Type it in," कहा Kowalski.

"He's also bossy," कहा Julien and began to type it in.

"We're suppose to make Skippa' sound attractive!" shouted Private.

"Yes Private," कहा Kowalski, "but Skipper's not perfect! We need someone who can still accept Skipper."

"All right..."

They went back to their thinking. "How 'bout we just put whatever WE think about him?" कहा Julien.

"...Let's try," कहा Kowalski.