Skipper: Is the dummy ready?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the खाना I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two पेंगुइन dummies made out of gross टैको, taco meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat टैको, taco is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two पेंगुइन runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. अगला Kowalski makes a working गोफन shot using the excess gum for a stretcher. Ewww....
Kowalksi: Now to put the dummies on the launch pad. Done. Now if I aim the trajectory twenty-eight degrees north I should be able to shoot these to the other side of the Gringo. That should distract the टैको, taco long enough for आप to corkscrew it back to the um...killer रसोई, रसोईघर it came from.
The two penguins engage in high-fiving to celebrate their flawless plan.
Skipper: Comence Operation Taco. हटाइए man, move!
The gum is stretched back and when Kowalski releases it the two dummies go flying, and they are high flying. Uh oh. Skipper and Kowalski gasp with horror when they hit a तालिका, टेबल in the way and plummet downward instead of flying to the other side of the foodstand. Their french fry mouths remained smiling even when they endured severe crash landing. The टैको, taco rushes over to devour them, but that only puts a tobaggin-slide between the Mexican Menace and the two surviving penguins. They will never make it now!
Skipper: Kowalski!
Kowalski: Oops. I aimed the trajectory two degrees lower than the दिया requirement. AH!
Kowalksi is swiped out from under the table. Skipper leaps आगे but is too late and looks out. Kowalski is gone and all that is left is the taco.
Skipper: Noooo! Oh why? Mo-mmy! They are all gone! (Skipper makes a hasty retreat back into the nearest escape, the bathroom and dives in the nearest toilet. But it is clogged with something.)
Skipper: Oh no! dead bodies? Is this what it has come to? Burying the mauled bodies in toilet water in the mens' room? The irony!
Rico: Buttons!
Skipper: Rico, is that you? Are आप here to how me the light?
Private: Skipper, आप are alive! Kowalski कहा आप were a sure-fire goner.
Skipper: I ain't no goner. आप mean Kowalski is here too? I thought आप all got eaten.
Rico: Nuh uh.
Private: That wasn't me. That was cousin Nigel.
Kowalski: I started talking and the टैको, taco quickly put me down and I ran here.
Skipper: That's it, men! I know how we are going to take down this grusome gringo! We are going to use the scientific method.
Private: But how-
Skipper: Bottom line. Knowledge is the taco's weakness! Meaning, if we bore it out with Kowalski's endless math fact crap then we can defeat it! Kowalski, आप are going to teach that टैको, taco how to be a nerd!
Kowalski: I am not a nerd. I'm cool! Um...yo, dude. As in yo I am down with that.
Private: Yeah आप kind of are.
Skipper: Focus. Skipper's blog: We are sitting in a toilet, there is a mutant टैको, taco trying to do away with us, and this bathroom is still out of air freshener and we are abotu to do या die. It is up to Kowalski's nerdiness to save us now.
Kowalski: Gnarley. (starts rapping) mx+b and a pythagoreon theorum and-
Skipper: Let's move!
The penguins abandon the toilet base and tobaggin into hiding while they leave Kowalski out there alone. The टैको, taco sees a tasty पेंगुइन and picks up Kowalski.
Private: Do what आप were born to do, Kowalski!
Kowalski: Now when आप take the square root of a dividend on both sides of an algebraic equation, आप will get two common factors in which आप replace the जवाब with the variable sin the दिया equation...
(30 सेकंड्स later)
Kowalski: And finally, आप can use the greatest common factor to simplify the common terms in the equation...
It worked! The टैको, taco shrinks with every boring word and soon shrinks down to the size of a grape.
Skipper: God job! Mission accomplished!
Kowalski: The टैको, taco has decreased in size. I mean, it is tiny, yo. Um...keep it tight, right?
Rico(annoyed): Ugh...
Skipper: Just keep tucking your calculator to बिस्तर at night, Kowalski.
Private: So, what's for lunch?