it was a peacefull दिन at the zoo, या at least it was unless आप were inside the penguins base.
"skipper i apreciate the thought but it is'nt...." kowalski was muttering, "NO SOLDIER" yelled skipper, "my scientist deserves one तारीख, दिनांक where nothing goes wrong", kowalski and marlene had been dating for a week now, and a mixture of attacks orderd द्वारा a jeleous julien and nasty rumors had ruined all of their dates, "well i suppose letting आप plan one तारीख, दिनांक wont hurt.." the words were barley out of kowalskis mouth when his team hit him with a barrage of सवालों "where do आप want the date?.." "how does marlene feel about मछली soup?...." "blargh bluh bluh bag?....", "QUIET" kowalski yelled, "to answer your questions, private i want the तारीख, दिनांक on चोटी, शीर्ष of the clock tower, skipper, she prefers sushi, and rico, of course i dont need explosives!!".
that night, on चोटी, शीर्ष of the clock tower, Kowalski and Marlene were enjoying a delicious plate of privates tuna sushi, when a hundred mini explosions lit up the sky, "wow, fireworks" कहा Marlene in amazement, "no, julien, rico installed an anti बंदर, लेमूर defense line, obviously it works"said Kowalski secretly thinking it was great how colourful explosions were impressing marlene, when suddenly, the ground exploded, and a metallic claw shot out and dragged marlene into the earth, suddenly followed द्वारा a autopilot jetpack that scooped Kowalski away!!!!
"rico, follow me, we'll get Kowalski, private, grab roger and the chameleons and catch marlene!!" skipper कहा quickly, before jumping on rico's newly vomited jetpack, and they were off....
Kowalski awoke in a high tech barnyard, and quickly analysed from the scent of the air that he was in Delaware, "by newtons pants, that must mean..." he began, but was cut off द्वारा a cold laughter, " yes Kowalski, tis I, THE BLUE HEN, genius supreme, master of logic, and your captor!!!" out of the darkness the foul fowl strutted her stuff, "and now आप ARE MY SLAVE, thanks to the brain controller हेलमेट 9000, MWHAMWHA HA" she squawked," lady आप may be twice as logical as me, and an evil genius, but आप can't pull off the laugh" sneered Kowalski, "ah well, on to the brain washing" she cackled before lowering a evil contraption on to his head.......
marlene woke up in a giant मछली bowl, when a डॉल्फिन on a Segway rolled up to her, " hello Kowalski's lady friend, im dr blowhole, your a hostage, bye" he कहा absently before turning "wait, your real?" marlene कहा in amazement, "and why me?", blowhole turned anger in his eyes,... well eye, "yes I'm real, and your here to lure the penguins away from each other, half for you, half for kowlaski, so WE CAN DESTROY THEM!!!!!!" "wait, we? who else is their? marlene asked, "just blue hen, hans, and the red squi..., THATS NOT IMPORTANT, so shuddup" he snapped, "oh wait, im not kowalskis lady friend, that's doris the dolphin" कहा marlene thinking on her feet " oh I captured her just in case" he said, pointing to the अगला tank over, where a pretty looking डॉल्फिन began saying "your dating Kowalski? he's a good friend, but that's how I want it to stay, im not looking for a relationship right now" "really? can't blame you, not many decent men out their right now...." blowhole wheeled out, muttering "women..."...........
"skipper i apreciate the thought but it is'nt...." kowalski was muttering, "NO SOLDIER" yelled skipper, "my scientist deserves one तारीख, दिनांक where nothing goes wrong", kowalski and marlene had been dating for a week now, and a mixture of attacks orderd द्वारा a jeleous julien and nasty rumors had ruined all of their dates, "well i suppose letting आप plan one तारीख, दिनांक wont hurt.." the words were barley out of kowalskis mouth when his team hit him with a barrage of सवालों "where do आप want the date?.." "how does marlene feel about मछली soup?...." "blargh bluh bluh bag?....", "QUIET" kowalski yelled, "to answer your questions, private i want the तारीख, दिनांक on चोटी, शीर्ष of the clock tower, skipper, she prefers sushi, and rico, of course i dont need explosives!!".
that night, on चोटी, शीर्ष of the clock tower, Kowalski and Marlene were enjoying a delicious plate of privates tuna sushi, when a hundred mini explosions lit up the sky, "wow, fireworks" कहा Marlene in amazement, "no, julien, rico installed an anti बंदर, लेमूर defense line, obviously it works"said Kowalski secretly thinking it was great how colourful explosions were impressing marlene, when suddenly, the ground exploded, and a metallic claw shot out and dragged marlene into the earth, suddenly followed द्वारा a autopilot jetpack that scooped Kowalski away!!!!
"rico, follow me, we'll get Kowalski, private, grab roger and the chameleons and catch marlene!!" skipper कहा quickly, before jumping on rico's newly vomited jetpack, and they were off....
Kowalski awoke in a high tech barnyard, and quickly analysed from the scent of the air that he was in Delaware, "by newtons pants, that must mean..." he began, but was cut off द्वारा a cold laughter, " yes Kowalski, tis I, THE BLUE HEN, genius supreme, master of logic, and your captor!!!" out of the darkness the foul fowl strutted her stuff, "and now आप ARE MY SLAVE, thanks to the brain controller हेलमेट 9000, MWHAMWHA HA" she squawked," lady आप may be twice as logical as me, and an evil genius, but आप can't pull off the laugh" sneered Kowalski, "ah well, on to the brain washing" she cackled before lowering a evil contraption on to his head.......
marlene woke up in a giant मछली bowl, when a डॉल्फिन on a Segway rolled up to her, " hello Kowalski's lady friend, im dr blowhole, your a hostage, bye" he कहा absently before turning "wait, your real?" marlene कहा in amazement, "and why me?", blowhole turned anger in his eyes,... well eye, "yes I'm real, and your here to lure the penguins away from each other, half for you, half for kowlaski, so WE CAN DESTROY THEM!!!!!!" "wait, we? who else is their? marlene asked, "just blue hen, hans, and the red squi..., THATS NOT IMPORTANT, so shuddup" he snapped, "oh wait, im not kowalskis lady friend, that's doris the dolphin" कहा marlene thinking on her feet " oh I captured her just in case" he said, pointing to the अगला tank over, where a pretty looking डॉल्फिन began saying "your dating Kowalski? he's a good friend, but that's how I want it to stay, im not looking for a relationship right now" "really? can't blame you, not many decent men out their right now...." blowhole wheeled out, muttering "women..."...........
Okay. I was recently chatting with someone on this spot (I will not release his name) and he had told me something that I cannot ignore. He told me that some of आप guys feel discriminated against, and that आप believe we fangirls want आप permenantly removed from this spot. I just wanted to publicly state, that this is NOT true!! Just because we make a few harmless jokes here and there, that dosn't mean we want to get rid of you. I personally believe that not all guys are sexist pigs. Now, I hope we can put this little incident behind us. Thank आप all for your time.
~Lilly~
~Lilly~