*This beginning is basically the same as the पूर्व beginning, so I'm not going to bother with typing it again. And also this is और of a short story that branches from the original story, so आप don't actually have to read it.*
S: Up so early again Melody?
Me: Yup.
S: And may I ask why?
Me: I'm used to waking up early.
S: Then what did आप do while we were asleep?
Me: I went fishing.
S: But आप don't have a fishing rod!
Me: Fishing rods are for humans. Penguins मछली द्वारा swimming and catching the मछली in their mouths and swallowing them on the spot. या have आप been stuck in a zoo for too long and forgot how a true पेंगुइन lives his life in the wild?
S: *Offended* I have not. I still remember how to मछली penguin-style.
Me: Then I suppose आप can catch your breakfast yourself?
S: Sure I can.
~Half an घंटा later~
S: I can't catch my breakfast myself! (FAIL!!!)
P: Well, at least your not the only one Skipper. Only Melody caught anything. Even Kowalski's failing miserably.
K: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!
S: *Sarcastically* Oh, that makes me feel a lot better.
Me: आप still haven't caught anything? Well come on then, I caught a whole bunch, आप can have those. And so can your friend, he doesn't seem to be making much progress either.
P: You're not eating those?
Me: I already had my fill before आप woke up.
S: Boys, आप heard the lady. Let's get breakfast!
K,P&R: Finally!/Yay!/Fish! (Okay I just put in something बिना सोचे समझे for Rico.)
~After breakfast~
S: Boys, we need to get going. Antarctica is still a long way away.
The whole team: Aye aye Skipper!
~Out at sea again~
S: Melody! Location!
Me: Only one और घंटा to Antarctica. But it's nearly midnight. We should sail south-west for a bit, there's a small island there.
S: Fine.
~On the island~
Skipper and the crew set up the tent, they fall asleep, end of chapter.
S: Up so early again Melody?
Me: Yup.
S: And may I ask why?
Me: I'm used to waking up early.
S: Then what did आप do while we were asleep?
Me: I went fishing.
S: But आप don't have a fishing rod!
Me: Fishing rods are for humans. Penguins मछली द्वारा swimming and catching the मछली in their mouths and swallowing them on the spot. या have आप been stuck in a zoo for too long and forgot how a true पेंगुइन lives his life in the wild?
S: *Offended* I have not. I still remember how to मछली penguin-style.
Me: Then I suppose आप can catch your breakfast yourself?
S: Sure I can.
~Half an घंटा later~
S: I can't catch my breakfast myself! (FAIL!!!)
P: Well, at least your not the only one Skipper. Only Melody caught anything. Even Kowalski's failing miserably.
K: OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!
S: *Sarcastically* Oh, that makes me feel a lot better.
Me: आप still haven't caught anything? Well come on then, I caught a whole bunch, आप can have those. And so can your friend, he doesn't seem to be making much progress either.
P: You're not eating those?
Me: I already had my fill before आप woke up.
S: Boys, आप heard the lady. Let's get breakfast!
K,P&R: Finally!/Yay!/Fish! (Okay I just put in something बिना सोचे समझे for Rico.)
~After breakfast~
S: Boys, we need to get going. Antarctica is still a long way away.
The whole team: Aye aye Skipper!
~Out at sea again~
S: Melody! Location!
Me: Only one और घंटा to Antarctica. But it's nearly midnight. We should sail south-west for a bit, there's a small island there.
S: Fine.
~On the island~
Skipper and the crew set up the tent, they fall asleep, end of chapter.
Me:well that should do it
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अगला morning
Harry:I am telling आप someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were पासवर्ड
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary
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अगला morning
Harry:I am telling आप someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were पासवर्ड
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary
Okay. I was recently chatting with someone on this spot (I will not release his name) and he had told me something that I cannot ignore. He told me that some of आप guys feel discriminated against, and that आप believe we fangirls want आप permenantly removed from this spot. I just wanted to publicly state, that this is NOT true!! Just because we make a few harmless jokes here and there, that dosn't mean we want to get rid of you. I personally believe that not all guys are sexist pigs. Now, I hope we can put this little incident behind us. Thank आप all for your time.
~Lilly~
~Lilly~