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after hearing this, the man got a gun out and pointed it at him

"who in world are you?!" the gangster shouted at the man

"my name is skipper, the सेकंड best gangster in the whole U.S.A." skipper said

"really? where're your 'omies?" the gangster shouted terrified, he had heard the legend, but he never had thought it was true

"they're relaxing, and please put that gun down, आप dont wanna' get hurt, hum?" skipper कहा crossing his arms

the पेंगुइन putted his gun down, and skipper sat right अगला to him

"I think I shoud ask for a beer?" skipper कहा sarcasticly at the barman

"right off!" he कहा running. The other पेंगुइन looked at him, trying to find a zipper

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Kowalski, Private and Rico came back to the HQ, really sad, they had wasted 5 years looking for skipper, once in the HQ

"but, skippa' doesn't need us, right kowalski?" private asked, sad

"yes, skipppper d-d-doesn't neeed of u- wait!" he mutered running towards the main computer of the HQ, he pressed some buttons, twisted some keys and suddently a big GPS with a penguins in front appered in the screen

"there, skipper is in... TeXaS???!!"

"fabububertagublublablue!"(in that case let's get going!) Rico shouted as everyone ran to their car to get as fast as they could to texas

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after looking at all his body (really ALL his body), the पेंगुइन conclued that he was him, he simply shouted in exitement

"it IS YOU?! THE LEGEND! WOW! CAN i HEAR ABOUT YOUR HISTORY?!"

"ok" skipper responded

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left
coz I've been blastin and laughin so long, that
even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
but I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
me be treated like a punk आप know that's unheard of
आप better watch how you're talking, and where you're walking
या आप and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but i gotta, loc
As I Grow I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
on my knees in the night, saying prayers in the streetlight"

"wow"

"thats not all"

"They got the situation, they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised द्वारा the stripes
so I gotta be down with the हुड, डाकू team
too much टेलीविज़न watching got me chasing dreams
I'm an educated fool with money on my mind
got my 10 in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out gangsta set trippin' banger
and my homies is down so don't arouse my anger, fool
death ain't nothing but a heartbeat away,
I'm living life, do या die, what can I say
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24
the way things are going I don't know"

he was about to leave, when the other peng stopped him

"can I hear the full story?"

"*evil chucle* ok"

"Power and the money, money and the power
मिनट after minute, घंटा after hour
everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking
what's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's kickin'
they say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
if they can't understand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they front, that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool" as he leaved

"HE DIDN'T PAY!" the barman shouted
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Dancing With Leaves: Take 1

Skipper: *cornered द्वारा the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!"

Skipper/Private/Rico: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 2

Skipper: *cornered द्वारा the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *stops abruptly* "OK, there is just no way I can make this look manly."

Private: "Says the "man" who really is afraid of needles."

Skipper: "Pffffft! Nooo! Where did आप hear that pack of lies!...
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Lol, before we start, have I कहा that I went to the penguins' habitat to meet my friends, the ninja pins? Oh yeah, I had! Well, I'm going to visit them again with my brand new automatic walker made द्वारा Kowalski.

Walking, walking, walking... Lol, yes, were (or I'm) there! Private noticed me come in through the front door, so he decided to secretly put some peanut मक्खन winkies inside of me. I took a quick glance behind me, and I saw them!

Without any walkers, they stood there like they've saw a ghost. Automatically walked to them.

"Lol hai, Ben," I greeted him.
"I'm gonna tell आप why do we...
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Ok people here's the thing....i'm leaving this spot.

With that out of the way आप may be asking why?
it's just that i can't take this spot anymore, with all the Bullshit, i just can't take it anymore. And i TRY to at least look at all the good stuff (i basically come here to look at the pictures) But the bullshit always irritates me to where it almost makes MY HEAD EXPLODE!
and i feel sad because i know that there's a ton of good people here and i'll be leaving them, but the number to me seems pretty small.
I'm sorry, there's too much bullshit and crazy प्रशंसकों and what they say about certain things...
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