Drew: Come on kid, just give me the pepsi.

Niall: Hell no, its mine! I saw it first!

Drew: Kid, I'm Drew Brees.

Niall: Niall don't care आप ain't touchin my pepsi!

Drew: ....can't we at least share it?

Niall: NIALL HORAN DOESN'T SHARE ! Besides, it's
too late..you can have the can!

Drew: What?! How did आप drink that whole thing?! I've been talking to आप this whole time!

Niall: NIALLER LIKE A PUMA!

Drew: But--

Niall: Boy, if आप don't got any Nando's i suggest आप get out.

Drew: I don't--

(One Direction suddenly pops up)
Louis: Be gone, peasant.

Drew: But... I'm Drew Brees...

(One Direction walking away)
Niall: NO ONE CARES!