Nutty loves his candy, and he will do absolutely fucking EVERYTHING necessary to get it including killing anyone standing in his way. Damn the consequences.
Starring: Nutty, Handy
Featuring: Petunia, Giggles, Cuddles
Appearances: Cro-Marmot, Mime, Lumpy, Flippy
(This would most likely be Flippy's first ever time relegated to an appearance role.)
The episode begins with Nutty in his house, watching television, with some mystery चॉकलेट snack to his left, within arm's reach.
(Nutty somehow got my feed of my Dragon's Dogma run-throughs of the Everfall. I blame Handy.)
Nutty: Nothing better than watching countless enemies fall to one hero while enjoying... whatever the fuck this चॉकलेट stuff is. I assume it's imported. Want some, Handy? (I KNEW IT!!)
Handy: Sure why not? I got आप the feed of these battles didn't I? Also, I didn't know आप actually share your sweets.
Nutty: I'm feeling generous. Take the कैन्डी before I change my mind and rip आप in half.
Handy: I would use my hands but as आप can see...
Nutty: I'll just drop them straight into your mouth then.
*Nutty feeds Handy these weird chocolate-covered किशमिश things. I guess चॉकलेट solves all problems.*
Handy: *spits out* Oh my god, what the fuck are those things, raisins?! (Palate much?)
Nutty: These are WHAT? I gotta get some real sweets in me!
Handy: Uh, Nutty, don't look at--
*Nutty takes his टेलीविज़न set and slams Handy with it, impaling Handy with glass shards, electrocuting him, and even forces it through his entire body, cleaving him into many pieces after all was कहा and done. 1 dead*
Nutty: Where's the nearest कैन्डी store? *asking Petunia*
Petunia: 4 blocks west and take a left at Disco Bear's house, then hopefully run past traffic at an intersection that was just recently finished.
Nutty: Thanks. I don't give a single FUCK if I have to run through lava; I'm getting my sugar fix.
*at a nearby baseball stadium*
Stadium Announcer/Generic पेड़ Friend: Here's Flippy, batting for his country with a सोना medal on the line. The Lions are losing 4-2 against the Seagulls with 2 outs and runners on 1st and 2nd. A घर run wins the सोना medal for the Lions; anything that scores less than 2 runs and this game is likely over. Here's the pitch द्वारा Mime. It's launched to deep right field! It has a chance... and GONE! The Lions win 5-4, taking the सोना and adding another notch on Flippy's सूची of accomplishments!
Flippy, in celebration: I would just like to say one thing: if the service in Vietnam and Iraq didn't do so, this सोना medal should make आप proud of me, Mom! After 41 years, I finally did something meaningful in my life! Let's go to that restaurant like we promised after our victory, guys!
*That घर run ball slammed into the back of Petunia's head, pushing her brain out of her eyesockets. The eyes were a casualty. It can be assumed गहरे नीले रंग, पेटुनिया died. 2 dead*
*Cuddles, holding a ठगना, हेराफेरी bar he bought from Cro-Marmot's ice cream truck, spots Nutty in the back of his eye. Knowing Nutty needs something to keep his buzz going every half घंटा या so, Cuddles decides to haul ass. Literally; Giggles is also in the sports car Cuddles is driving in. Don't ask how he got it.*
Cuddles: हे Giggles, how's about, after I finish-- Hold that thought!
Giggles: It's Nutty! He must have saw your delicious treat! DRIVE THE WHEELS OFF OF THIS BITCH!
Cuddles: I make everything extreme, Giggles. आप may want to strap yourself in as much as is comfortable; this is gonna get epic.
Giggles: And then maybe later we can...
Cuddles: Sure, Giggles. We can do that later.
Giggles: (SCORE!)
Cuddles: But for now... *puts his car in drive* we gotta get away from that squirrel.
Nutty: Hang on, delectable chocolatey ठगना, हेराफेरी bar! I'm coming!
Cuddles: Hang on tight Giggles!
*a few miles out*
Cuddles again: See anything... या anyone?
Giggles: Nutty's still there. And he's gaining. Where the hell did he get that F1 racecar?
*flashback*
Nutty: This car's mine now bitch!
Lumpy: But I was going to--
*Nutty stabs Lumpy in the throat with the stick shift, then runs over his legs. Immobile, Lumpy tries to roll away, but Nutty stabs him in the eyes with the stick of his lollipop, and finally tosses him over the ditch to be eaten द्वारा wolves. Later that exact thing happens and Lumpy's दिल is eaten द्वारा the alpha wolf. That भेड़िया then kills himself. The भेड़िया was technically a character for the purposes of this show, so it counts in the death total. 4 dead*
Nutty: Lumpy fucking deserved that.
Cuddles: Giggles, I'm putting this thing in full gear. I will do ANYTHING to get away from this guy.
Nutty: Oh, so you're putting that thing in full gear are you? I have automatic shift bitch!
Giggles: He's still-- OH SHIT!
Cuddles: Don't worry! We'll lose him at this intersection! If I can time it just right, we can get through and leave Nutty stuck in traffic.
Giggles: Too late for that! The light just turned red!
*Cuddles then lets out a string of profanities, with Giggles honking his horn for every one he lets out. 36 profanities were used, 5 of them new to any language except Klingon.*
Nutty: Wow, he's pissed. Wait... We're pulled up अगला to each other.
Cuddles: Oh fuck! *Nutty jumps into his car*
Nutty: Give me that ठगना, हेराफेरी pop!
Cuddles: You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead paws!
Nutty: That can be arranged.
Giggles: Now, Nutty, do आप really have to fight my boyfriend over a ठगना, हेराफेरी bar?
Nutty: Yes. Yes I do.
Giggles: Are आप really that desperate?
Nutty: Look at me. I'm a fucking कैन्डी addict. Anything sugary gets in my body and LOOK OUT.
Cuddles: आप know what? Here, take it.
Nutty: Thank you. I'm gonna leave आप alone now-- wait, Giggles, did आप say "boyfriend" earlier?
Giggles: Yes, me and Cuddles are dating. Jealous?
Nutty: Then I guess I'll just do a double kill.
Cuddles, Giggles: WHAT?
*Nutty throws Cuddles into oncoming traffic, getting bounced onto 2-way streets, rural communities, and even a barn, where a goat kicks him in the ass. He still lives, but is killed द्वारा a stampeding cow moments later. That cow also ran through Mime, who was working on the farm for a little extra money. Giggles gets thrown into Nutty's F1 vehicle, and they ride off for several miles. Nutty then slams the brakes, sending her careening into a fireworks factory. She gets blown up in the ensuing megaexplosion, but that red color is very mesmerizing.
Lammy; the newest HTF character, was lucky to escape the huge fireball and deafening blast. Her friend, Mr. Pickels, wasn't so lucky and got burned to a crisp after getting left behind at he front door. Lammy says, and I quote, "Good fucking riddance!" 8 dead, assuming Mr. Pickels is eventually going to be a main character.*
Nutty: Finally, I get to enjoy the sweet chocolate-drenched fruits of my labor. *Flippy runs right into the back of Nutty's car, thrusting his now-claimed treat into the fire. Nutty vows vengeance on Flippy, but not immediate vengeance. Here is the actual conversation.*
Nutty: *prepares to eat the ठगना, हेराफेरी bar, but is rammed द्वारा Flippy*
Flippy: Oh, oh my god. This isn't going to be good.
Nutty: Hey, what the hell, man! I was just about to satiate my current sugar craving!
Flippy: Well, आप should have watched the road, idiot!
Nutty: There wouldn't have been anything to worry about once I ate that thing, but apparently, आप were just DESTINED to ram into my rear bumper and knock the ठगना, हेराफेरी bar right out of my hands. One day, I am going to fucking kill आप for this.
Flippy: I'll be waiting.
*And that was what was कहा between the two.*
*Back at Nutty's house*
Nutty: Flippy, I will one दिन kill आप on purpose for ruining my dairy delicacy. Now, to hatch a plan so devious, not even Fliqpy can decipher it.
Future episode perhaps? Anyway, this fanfic is done. Enjoy it.
Starring: Nutty, Handy
Featuring: Petunia, Giggles, Cuddles
Appearances: Cro-Marmot, Mime, Lumpy, Flippy
(This would most likely be Flippy's first ever time relegated to an appearance role.)
The episode begins with Nutty in his house, watching television, with some mystery चॉकलेट snack to his left, within arm's reach.
(Nutty somehow got my feed of my Dragon's Dogma run-throughs of the Everfall. I blame Handy.)
Nutty: Nothing better than watching countless enemies fall to one hero while enjoying... whatever the fuck this चॉकलेट stuff is. I assume it's imported. Want some, Handy? (I KNEW IT!!)
Handy: Sure why not? I got आप the feed of these battles didn't I? Also, I didn't know आप actually share your sweets.
Nutty: I'm feeling generous. Take the कैन्डी before I change my mind and rip आप in half.
Handy: I would use my hands but as आप can see...
Nutty: I'll just drop them straight into your mouth then.
*Nutty feeds Handy these weird chocolate-covered किशमिश things. I guess चॉकलेट solves all problems.*
Handy: *spits out* Oh my god, what the fuck are those things, raisins?! (Palate much?)
Nutty: These are WHAT? I gotta get some real sweets in me!
Handy: Uh, Nutty, don't look at--
*Nutty takes his टेलीविज़न set and slams Handy with it, impaling Handy with glass shards, electrocuting him, and even forces it through his entire body, cleaving him into many pieces after all was कहा and done. 1 dead*
Nutty: Where's the nearest कैन्डी store? *asking Petunia*
Petunia: 4 blocks west and take a left at Disco Bear's house, then hopefully run past traffic at an intersection that was just recently finished.
Nutty: Thanks. I don't give a single FUCK if I have to run through lava; I'm getting my sugar fix.
*at a nearby baseball stadium*
Stadium Announcer/Generic पेड़ Friend: Here's Flippy, batting for his country with a सोना medal on the line. The Lions are losing 4-2 against the Seagulls with 2 outs and runners on 1st and 2nd. A घर run wins the सोना medal for the Lions; anything that scores less than 2 runs and this game is likely over. Here's the pitch द्वारा Mime. It's launched to deep right field! It has a chance... and GONE! The Lions win 5-4, taking the सोना and adding another notch on Flippy's सूची of accomplishments!
Flippy, in celebration: I would just like to say one thing: if the service in Vietnam and Iraq didn't do so, this सोना medal should make आप proud of me, Mom! After 41 years, I finally did something meaningful in my life! Let's go to that restaurant like we promised after our victory, guys!
*That घर run ball slammed into the back of Petunia's head, pushing her brain out of her eyesockets. The eyes were a casualty. It can be assumed गहरे नीले रंग, पेटुनिया died. 2 dead*
*Cuddles, holding a ठगना, हेराफेरी bar he bought from Cro-Marmot's ice cream truck, spots Nutty in the back of his eye. Knowing Nutty needs something to keep his buzz going every half घंटा या so, Cuddles decides to haul ass. Literally; Giggles is also in the sports car Cuddles is driving in. Don't ask how he got it.*
Cuddles: हे Giggles, how's about, after I finish-- Hold that thought!
Giggles: It's Nutty! He must have saw your delicious treat! DRIVE THE WHEELS OFF OF THIS BITCH!
Cuddles: I make everything extreme, Giggles. आप may want to strap yourself in as much as is comfortable; this is gonna get epic.
Giggles: And then maybe later we can...
Cuddles: Sure, Giggles. We can do that later.
Giggles: (SCORE!)
Cuddles: But for now... *puts his car in drive* we gotta get away from that squirrel.
Nutty: Hang on, delectable chocolatey ठगना, हेराफेरी bar! I'm coming!
Cuddles: Hang on tight Giggles!
*a few miles out*
Cuddles again: See anything... या anyone?
Giggles: Nutty's still there. And he's gaining. Where the hell did he get that F1 racecar?
*flashback*
Nutty: This car's mine now bitch!
Lumpy: But I was going to--
*Nutty stabs Lumpy in the throat with the stick shift, then runs over his legs. Immobile, Lumpy tries to roll away, but Nutty stabs him in the eyes with the stick of his lollipop, and finally tosses him over the ditch to be eaten द्वारा wolves. Later that exact thing happens and Lumpy's दिल is eaten द्वारा the alpha wolf. That भेड़िया then kills himself. The भेड़िया was technically a character for the purposes of this show, so it counts in the death total. 4 dead*
Nutty: Lumpy fucking deserved that.
Cuddles: Giggles, I'm putting this thing in full gear. I will do ANYTHING to get away from this guy.
Nutty: Oh, so you're putting that thing in full gear are you? I have automatic shift bitch!
Giggles: He's still-- OH SHIT!
Cuddles: Don't worry! We'll lose him at this intersection! If I can time it just right, we can get through and leave Nutty stuck in traffic.
Giggles: Too late for that! The light just turned red!
*Cuddles then lets out a string of profanities, with Giggles honking his horn for every one he lets out. 36 profanities were used, 5 of them new to any language except Klingon.*
Nutty: Wow, he's pissed. Wait... We're pulled up अगला to each other.
Cuddles: Oh fuck! *Nutty jumps into his car*
Nutty: Give me that ठगना, हेराफेरी pop!
Cuddles: You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead paws!
Nutty: That can be arranged.
Giggles: Now, Nutty, do आप really have to fight my boyfriend over a ठगना, हेराफेरी bar?
Nutty: Yes. Yes I do.
Giggles: Are आप really that desperate?
Nutty: Look at me. I'm a fucking कैन्डी addict. Anything sugary gets in my body and LOOK OUT.
Cuddles: आप know what? Here, take it.
Nutty: Thank you. I'm gonna leave आप alone now-- wait, Giggles, did आप say "boyfriend" earlier?
Giggles: Yes, me and Cuddles are dating. Jealous?
Nutty: Then I guess I'll just do a double kill.
Cuddles, Giggles: WHAT?
*Nutty throws Cuddles into oncoming traffic, getting bounced onto 2-way streets, rural communities, and even a barn, where a goat kicks him in the ass. He still lives, but is killed द्वारा a stampeding cow moments later. That cow also ran through Mime, who was working on the farm for a little extra money. Giggles gets thrown into Nutty's F1 vehicle, and they ride off for several miles. Nutty then slams the brakes, sending her careening into a fireworks factory. She gets blown up in the ensuing megaexplosion, but that red color is very mesmerizing.
Lammy; the newest HTF character, was lucky to escape the huge fireball and deafening blast. Her friend, Mr. Pickels, wasn't so lucky and got burned to a crisp after getting left behind at he front door. Lammy says, and I quote, "Good fucking riddance!" 8 dead, assuming Mr. Pickels is eventually going to be a main character.*
Nutty: Finally, I get to enjoy the sweet chocolate-drenched fruits of my labor. *Flippy runs right into the back of Nutty's car, thrusting his now-claimed treat into the fire. Nutty vows vengeance on Flippy, but not immediate vengeance. Here is the actual conversation.*
Nutty: *prepares to eat the ठगना, हेराफेरी bar, but is rammed द्वारा Flippy*
Flippy: Oh, oh my god. This isn't going to be good.
Nutty: Hey, what the hell, man! I was just about to satiate my current sugar craving!
Flippy: Well, आप should have watched the road, idiot!
Nutty: There wouldn't have been anything to worry about once I ate that thing, but apparently, आप were just DESTINED to ram into my rear bumper and knock the ठगना, हेराफेरी bar right out of my hands. One day, I am going to fucking kill आप for this.
Flippy: I'll be waiting.
*And that was what was कहा between the two.*
*Back at Nutty's house*
Nutty: Flippy, I will one दिन kill आप on purpose for ruining my dairy delicacy. Now, to hatch a plan so devious, not even Fliqpy can decipher it.
Future episode perhaps? Anyway, this fanfic is done. Enjoy it.