Nate epicness! <3

From an email.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until आप hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A दिन without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live द्वारा the sword get shot द्वारा those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime आप have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is कहा that if आप line up...

Having known him a mere two months, ever since I met Nate, my life has felt happier. Having attracted countless stalkers in a short period of time, Nate holds the prestigious prize of "Best Newbie ever," aswell as being so fudging pervy that withint 20 मिनटों of knowing him, I made a bet that he couldn't be a perv for an entire day.

I lost.

Immediately link द्वारा the ussually bitchy OTH community, Nate lurked around the OTH chat, eventually starting a revolution. The Pinja spot. The rest is history.

Why so many people get on with him, I'll never know. Maybe because he's one of the few who don't...