Ninja Pirates Article: WOW...Lovely interview with AMAZING Tool aka my daughter!

WOW...Lovely interview with AMAZING Tool aka my daughter!

posted by Georgia93

OMG. What could be better than interviewing Obama? That’s right, people. Interviewing Tool. She’s much और interesting after all..like DUH! HAHAHA Congrats baby. It was about freaking time आप won. Anyway..I’ll cut the crap and start with the questions.
PS: If this interview doesn’t get at LEAST 10 comments, आप all will be burned.

1How do आप feel that आप finally won?
How I feel? I feel MegaSuperFantasticAwesomeAndsofuckingCOOL!

2.Do आप think the Pinjas will ever be like they were? Like..not dead?

Well, lately it has been dead, BUT thats because people are so busy, which is totally understandable.. But yes, just wait, we'll rock नितंब, गधा again soon!

3. Okay..it’s been done before but..I’d like आप to find a tv या movie character for every Pinja and say why आप picked them. :P (CAREFUL with mine)

OH DEAR GOD! I suck आप know? Well, okay then!
G - Puck, Yes, आप remind me of Puck! Hot and AWESOME!
Nate - Borat, imagine him in the green thing, hrrrr! Sexy!
S - Regina bitch! ILY <3
Ghost - Viola, from She's the Man! सॉकर this सॉकर that!
Cat - JOEY! Always <3
Janni - I'm gonna say Barney! Cause he's awesome, and Janni hates Angelina with me so she's REALLY awesome!
Hannah - Steve Urkel! She knows why <3
Mary - John McClane, cause Die Hard is the सेकंड best movie EVER, and John McClane is a fucking masterpiece <3
Jenelle - Brooke! Just because I'm evil! Mwahahahah
Terra - Mr T! YEAH DUDE!
Kelsie: Barney! The purple one! LMFAO!
Dawn: Fun Bobby from Friends! (He drinks all the time)
Nem: Nanny Fine! Remember her? I loved that show!

4. Best memory with each of the pinjas?

Oh God! My memory is like a भेड़ लॉस्ट in a big house with pianos all over the place!
Lets see!

I have to say S, G, Terra and Laura! आप guys, with me and Myra! EPIC! On different OTH picks were some shitty ब्रूकस प्रशंसकों (shitty because they sucked, not because they प्यार Brucas) were being a total bitch, and we didnt let her. LMAO! I think we got reported at least 43 times that night! या THOSE night! Moahahahaha :p

NATE! He knows.. First time we really talked. It was epic, I think he knows me TOO well now! But thats just great, cause Nate is EPIC!

Jenelle. Maybe the time on the Pinja मंच were we talked for a really good time, and I relaized she was so awesome :D

Mary, oh Mary, आप sweet bitch! I remember on one pick, आप were all ब्रूकस and I were all Leyton but we agreed on so much, and all the other bitches were the ones going down, DOWNTOWN!

Hannah, I remember like, a LOOONG time पूर्व I sent आप like 4 drunk props? I कहा I loved आप and all that, and आप NEVER replied. Thanks a lot! LMAO!

Cat! Oh my God, she's so sweet! I have so much to say here. but I'm gonna pick the time we talked about your bird :'( I felt so bad for you, but we had a really good talk. You're such a sweetheart!

Ghost! LMAO! आप know what I'm gonna say right? Fordi vi e så satans kule ;D
Well, I was at a party, drunk! Shock? yes! Anyway, and I met this guy (shock again?) and he loved गुलाबी Floyd, and I sent her a text and she told me some stuff about them! Their first album या something? And yes, I met that guy और than once! Ghost helped me get laid! LMFAO!

Kelsie! Hmmm, LMAO! Maybe the time we talked about your troll! Not your, but yeah! KELSIE IS SO MEAN! I प्यार HER! LMFAO!

Dawn! Oh Dawn, my fellow drunkie :D I'm gonna say the time we talked soo long abiut our lives. आप told so much about yourself, and I talked some about me, but mostly we talked about you, it was so much fun :D

Nem! One time on the pwn forum? I think, we talked so much bullshit and बिना सोचे समझे that neither of us understood anything :p

If I forgot anyone, I'm sorry! Still like you, I guess!

5. If आप had the opportunity to meet just TWO pinjas, who would आप pick and where would आप go?

Only two? Screw you! Well, sorry guys! I प्यार आप ALL!
I would wanna meet G (She's doing the intwrview, I have to pick her)! LMAO! No, but yeah! G, you're so cool and awesome, and we would rock every place we visit! I would take आप to Florida! Yes! Then, hmmm, I'm gonna say Nate! Cause he's my pervy guy, and I would totally party with him and go to a stripclub! Aww Nate, we would have so much fun :O
6. If आप could bring back the LLT but the Pinja spot would be deleted..Would आप do it?

I hate you! SPRUFETTA! No, I mean, I miss LLT like crazy and I miss all the LLT girls (Only S, G and me left?) and AWWWW! LLT girls :( But no, the pinjas cant be gone, I प्यार आप too much for that!
7. Favourite pinja combination? The 4 pinjas that when they are together, the मंच gets HYPER!

Hmmmm.. ME, Nate, Cat and Jenelle! LMFAO! I cant pick so I just took this one, cause Nate and I are teaching Cat to be pervy and Jenelle is a good help!
8. PICK ONE. Be a porn movie तारा, स्टार या तारीख, दिनांक Marilyn Manson?

What a question! You're a freak. But you're our freak <3 PORN MOVIE BABY! No way! या घर made? sure!
9. Who’s the most :

Funny pinja: Erm, S!
Cutie-pie pinja: CAT!
HBIC pinja: Nate! LMFAO
Smart pinja: S is the ONLY smart pinja!
Sex-pistol pinja: WTF! Erm, G ;;;)
Drunkie pinja: Dawn!
Junkie pinja: ÆØÅ
Fangirl pinja: Hannah! ?

[b]10. Tell us about your new home. How is living the American dream? Do आप miss home? EVERYTHING!

Everything? EVERYTHING? HEll no! Well, the new घर is AWESOME! I share an apartment with 7 other girls! GAH! And we're 3 Norwegians! Me and my room mate Vanessa (Norway) is AWESOME, she has become on of my bestfriends! The other Norwegian has no IQ and the 4 germans are ugly and annoying and the one from Canada is a fucking bitch! But yeah, I like it here! Then I have got some amazing friends, and we hang out all the fucking time! Actually on my way to watch Alice in Wonderland NOW :D So I gotta go! LMAO! The work is shit, hate it, LOL! No its okay, but the people and the place is awesome! They drink all the time though! But I dont :) Only 2 maybe 3 times a week! I'm good! More? No? okay!

11. You’d rather hook up with a Ninja, Pinja, Vampire, Demon, Prince या Alien?

Pinja <3 या a prince, RICH BABY! Oh wait, pinja? like one of us? Grrr

12. We have 129 fans. How proud are you? A message to them?

So fucking proud! All आप people, I wub you, you're so awesome! I'm gonna take a shit in your closet! BOOOO!

13. Aren’t आप sick of my randomness yet?

NEVER! Randomness IS pinja!

14. Who is the most gorgeous person on the planet?

Other than G and me? JOHNNY DEPP <3 And Eminem. Also Sean William Scott! And Gerard Butler! Megan लोमड़ी, फॉक्स and Jessica Alba too! And Ami James. We also have S! आप sexy thing! :p

THIS IS IT. I hope आप guys enjoyed it. I प्यार my daughter so much. Let her epicness consume you.
Tool’s message :
So, thanks to everyone who voted for me. I प्यार आप guys so much. I'm so glad that Terra made me शामिल होइए आप guys, and I'm sorry it took me so long to join. I knew most of आप before, but now I feel I know all of आप in total different ways! आप guys make my days easier, and I'm so glad I have this place to talk! आप guys are AMAZING!
प्यार आप all<3

Cas_Cat_2, Emm_xD and 12 others like this

mtoll4 LMFAO! OH MY GOD! The photo, you're a terrible mother! ILY hun! <3

mcewen_girl LMFAO! Poor little Troll. She really is unfortunate looking. And Barney, really? xP LMFAO. Epic interview as always. LOVE the picture at the end. That's A+ parenting if I've ever seen it.

mtoll4 Yeah poor Troll.. She cant have it easy! Didnt Nate say she wasnt THAT bad? But then he said she was bad? I think he likes her! Yes Barney! LMFAO! Yeah she's a terrific mother! LMAO

Bdavisbrookeme Actually I believe I said I looked at it for like 5 seconds before commenting and then looked again and quickly changed my answer. Thank you very much! I'd like to throw rocks at her, does that count as liking her? Anywayyyy Amazing interview! I found it oddly hilarious [i]NATE! He knows.. First time we really talked. It was epic, I think he knows me TOO well now! But thats just great, cause Nate is EPIC![/i] -nod- Also the picture at the end is quite wrong, she needs to curl the lips...I'd be highly uncomfortable with her teeth being that close Gah, what if she were to bite down plus no one likes teeth bumpin against stuff down there Jeez, teachin those kids stuff that is insanely wrong WRONG I TELL YOU!

mtoll4 Fiiiiiine, I believe you ;) I KNOW! G is teaching me how to give a BJ! Teach it right at least, terrible mother, oh so terrible!

dermer4ever lmao fantastic interview i so remember taking on the dumbass blers who start crap and wow at the picture

brucas4ever [i]Hannah, I remember like, a LOOONG time ago I sent you like 4 drunk props? I said I loved you and all that, and you NEVER replied. Thanks a lot! LMAO![/i] WHEN WAS THIS!???? i totally don't remember! lol sorry hun This was awesome love ya♥

nandacavalieri LMAO! [i]Ghost helped me get laid! LMFAO! [/i] LOL! Love the interview :)

ritergrl Oh and when I grow up, I wish I could be HALF as good a mother as that chick is...

ritergrl [i]We also have S! You sexy thing! :p[/i] ¬¬ Anyways FAB FAB FAB interview! You're fecking hysterical and aweesome questions!

kristine95 Ah-mazing! I loved it xD And well.. I'm glad I helped you get laid. That night was hilarious, yet so awesome :) ILY <3

mtoll4 LMFAO S! ILY! Thanks Nanda! Hannah, it was mooooonths ago :p LMAO! Its okay! Hahahah Ghost xD TOTALLY <3

sophialover TOOL♥♥♥♥ LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Rofl OMG, no words to describe how epic this one was DUH Loveeed it!

mtoll4 LMFAO! <33333

Cas_Cat_2 LMFAOOOOOOOOOO! OMG, i'm can't stop laughing here! IDK if it's because the interview is the most awesome thing i've read in days or if it's because the bottom pic scared the shit out of me. LMFAO I wasn't expecting that at all. XD Gaaah, i love you Tool. <33 You are awesome and you totally wanna be a porn star. XD [i]Cat! Oh my God, she's so sweet! I have so much to say here. but I'm gonna pick the time we talked about your bird :'( I felt so bad for you, but we had a really good talk. You're such a sweetheart! [/i] AWWWW, you said that one. ='[[

mtoll4 Awwww Cat, you're soooooooooooooooo sweet! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH <3

Cas_Cat_2 Awww, i love you tooo!! <333

Georgia93 HAHAHAHA I'm happy everyone loved the pic. LMFAO!

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