Hey Pinjas!! Randomness! Got this in an email... Thought आप guys might enjoy it!
In case आप need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: आप could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some फ्रोज़न dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion)
On Nanna's ट्रिअमिसु, tiramisu मिठाई (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer रोटी Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And आप thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me और time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car या operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 साल olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of क्रिस्मस lights: "For indoor या outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese खाना processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's सुपरमैन costume: "Wearing of this परिधान does not enable आप to fly".
(No way...are आप serious?)
In case आप need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: आप could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some फ्रोज़न dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion)
On Nanna's ट्रिअमिसु, tiramisu मिठाई (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer रोटी Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And आप thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me और time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car या operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 साल olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of क्रिस्मस lights: "For indoor या outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese खाना processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's सुपरमैन costume: "Wearing of this परिधान does not enable आप to fly".
(No way...are आप serious?)