# Your computer malfunctions and you're looking around for McGee to fix it.
# The टेलीविज़न network shows a promo for a re-screen and आप can name episode शीर्षक AND number.
# आप wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# आप have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks आप off
# आप find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# आप find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# आप see everywhere someone who reminds आप of an एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service character, आप could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# आप actually consider a मकड़ी web tattoo on your neck
# आप begin building a नाव in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# आप super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# आप look on the Internet for a Mighty माउस stapler
# आप postpone needed surgery because आप might still be under when the दिखाना comes on
# आप ask a bunch of nuns if आप can bowl with them
# आप take to drinking strong black sugarless pop द्वारा the gallon
# आप teeter on impossible stilettos
# आप confuse English expressions
# आप start talking to any dead creature
# आप talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# आप hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# आप drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# आप take to wearing a dog कॉलर with studs या spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# आप dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only आप can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that आप can name Bart
# आप dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# आप become a Goth
# आप start wearing black lipstick
# आप have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" या "On it boss!"
# आप write novels using your workmates as your स्रोत of inspiration
# आप get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright नारंगी, ऑरेंज beanie
# आप only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear या silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# आप start referring to water कूलर gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# आप refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and आप were never in the Navy
# आप talk about 'zulu time'
# आप 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# आप insist that the सेकंड B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# आप can eat cold पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा without your stomach churning
# आप can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# आप have frat brothers even if आप haven't the foggiest what that is
# आप start threatening people that bug आप that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# आप give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# आप sleep with a gun under your pillow
# आप give your lover honey dust
# आप take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# आप have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a नाव in your basement, even though आप will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking बर्बन, बोरबोन, बोरबॉन neat becomes your favourite tipple
# आप give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# आप start addressing people, particularly men, द्वारा their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# आप connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# आप become versed in ballistics
# आप become fascinated द्वारा military acronyms
# आप begin calling your boss "Director"
# आप call wild drivers "Zivas"
# आप discover आप can instill fear in people simply द्वारा glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support आप say 'on your six'
# आप think the FBI is inefficient
# आप consider आप and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# आप begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# आप suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with या without the cover (cap/hat)
# आप want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# आप become a bomb disposal expert
# आप consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# आप spend most of your time reading/writing एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service Fiction on प्रशंसक Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# आप buy DVD copies of फिल्में that have एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service cast members in, even though they are फिल्में आप wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# आप spend another large amount of your time पढ़ना एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service Fiction on प्रशंसक Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# आप get DVD copies of shows with एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service cast members even if आप don't like the shows
# आप rout आप Tube for interviews/snippets of कहा cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# आप have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case आप break one
# आप have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# आप call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female आप address her as Madam, Director, या Ma'am
# आप refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# आप start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# आप ask your husband/significant other to call आप Sweetcheeks instead of honey या babe.
# आप head slap everyone close to आप who says/does something annoying.
# आप start अभिनय out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# आप call your friends/family एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service characters
# Any long winded speaker या who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# आप begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure आप it's my new प्रिय pet name)
# आप want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether या not आप actually write
# आप hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# आप look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section आप visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# आप don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend तारीख, दिनांक interrupted to do some urgent work
# आप टिप्पणी दे 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service hat. He proceeds to inform आप that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service agent! आप are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# आप go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that आप see a doctor आप look for Ducky.
# आप start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when आप see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# आप hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because आप don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with आप at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near आप - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# आप try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what आप want when आप want in the way आप want.
# आप get really excited when आप find out आप grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time आप see a Dodge Charger, आप look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# आप get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# आप hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder या बर्बन, बोरबोन, बोरबॉन (even though आप know Abby made them... आप still hope to get lucky).
# आप hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and आप wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# आप get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# आप watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of सेकंड्स of एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# आप realise घोड़ा is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when आप know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service theme tune
# Your PC या cellphone (mobile) वॉलपेपर is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service scenes
# When आप say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about संगीत :-))
# आप realise not all geeks are nerds
# आप start blabbering on like Abby
# आप talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask आप to translate geek-speak
# आप are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# आप are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# आप decide to do computer classes to be और like McGee and Abby
# आप call technology doo-dah's
# आप find yourself getting angrier और easily
# आप get shy and stutter more
# आप want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# आप are considering taking art classes so आप can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# आप believe आप know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# आप ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# आप खोजिए high and low for a paint gun so आप can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# आप watch every movie Tony mentions on the दिखाना for 2 reasons, either because आप are interested in the movie, या simply because आप do everything that Tony says.
# आप seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# आप say your occupation is "making प्रशंसक art and लेखन प्रशंसक fiction"
# आप take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# आप start listening to Israeli rap.
# आप make Mii's of all the एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# आप learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# आप start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# आप गूगल तस्वीरें of female Israeli soldiers
# आप acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# आप discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# आप hear something that आप swear is a quote from the दिखाना and whip out your dvd sets and watch until आप find that quote.
# आप start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# आप call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# आप call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs या any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# आप discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# आप get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# आप start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service even though they've never seen it.
# आप know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells आप to do some small job या chore, आप say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# आप create a Sims family of the एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service cast
# आप think goth fashion is the most chic
# आप invent a role game of the series
# आप use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# आप start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# आप spend a whole week reminding everyone आप know exactly how long it is until एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service is on next.
# आप think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When आप get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank आप Boss!"
# आप have watched the Cast Interrogation वीडियो ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their जवाब to those सवालों off pat
# आप sign up with all the online एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service sites
# आप can't stop posting on the एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service Wiki.
# आप dream about NCIS
# आप wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# आप read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if आप have a female German Shepherd आप will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# आप start yelling at people who annoy आप "Bad McGee!"
# आप take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and फ्रेंड्स know they must not call द्वारा phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a सवाल of life and death, and even then ....
# आप become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# आप draw comics of NCIS.
# आप write 'I प्यार NCIS' on any paper surface आप can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and आप can't stop talking about NCIS.
# आप day/night dream NCIS
# आप can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# आप organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service addiction is your religion
# When where ever आप go आप swear आप saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a सेकंड opinion from Ducky
# If आप have a car accident या industrial accident आप require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# आप learn the एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service theme on the पियानो and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# आप think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# आप think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# आप can dance to theme song of एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service and sit down the सेकंड it ends
# आप always know the exact amount of time until the अगला episode
# आप can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# आप spend class time/work time/time before आप go to sleep/time आप take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the अगला episode/your प्रशंसक fiction. (i know i do)
# आप शामिल होइए all the internet मंचों extant on the series
# आप spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# आप spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When आप शामिल होइए the एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service Wiki
# When आप sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# आप become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# आप drink Starbuck coffee, even if आप don't like it (and आप drink it black and sugarless)
# आप think of ways to हटाइए this site up in the Wiki ranking
# आप imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your फ्रेंड्स and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# आप name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service season cd sometimes gets all hinky because आप watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# आप make a एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service poster and put it in your bedroom दीवार या consider looking at stores for a एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# आप spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# आप drink stuff that makes आप hyper (guilty... xD)
# आप cut your hair so आप can look like Abby/any character आप like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls आप 'Ziva'
# आप act like your fave character (guilty!)
# आप ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service pics
# आप use terms from the दिखाना (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# आप wish आप had the एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# आप do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings आप trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# आप trust your gut, और than facts या figures.
# आप use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask आप to repeat what आप say cause it sounds like something else.
# आप cry when आप don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR अगला EPISODE"
# The टेलीविज़न network shows a promo for a re-screen and आप can name episode शीर्षक AND number.
# आप wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# आप have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks आप off
# आप find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# आप find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# आप see everywhere someone who reminds आप of an एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service character, आप could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# आप actually consider a मकड़ी web tattoo on your neck
# आप begin building a नाव in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# आप super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# आप look on the Internet for a Mighty माउस stapler
# आप postpone needed surgery because आप might still be under when the दिखाना comes on
# आप ask a bunch of nuns if आप can bowl with them
# आप take to drinking strong black sugarless pop द्वारा the gallon
# आप teeter on impossible stilettos
# आप confuse English expressions
# आप start talking to any dead creature
# आप talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# आप hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# आप drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# आप take to wearing a dog कॉलर with studs या spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# आप dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only आप can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that आप can name Bart
# आप dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# आप become a Goth
# आप start wearing black lipstick
# आप have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" या "On it boss!"
# आप write novels using your workmates as your स्रोत of inspiration
# आप get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright नारंगी, ऑरेंज beanie
# आप only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear या silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# आप start referring to water कूलर gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# आप refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and आप were never in the Navy
# आप talk about 'zulu time'
# आप 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# आप insist that the सेकंड B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# आप can eat cold पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा without your stomach churning
# आप can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# आप have frat brothers even if आप haven't the foggiest what that is
# आप start threatening people that bug आप that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# आप give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# आप sleep with a gun under your pillow
# आप give your lover honey dust
# आप take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# आप have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a नाव in your basement, even though आप will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking बर्बन, बोरबोन, बोरबॉन neat becomes your favourite tipple
# आप give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# आप start addressing people, particularly men, द्वारा their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# आप connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# आप become versed in ballistics
# आप become fascinated द्वारा military acronyms
# आप begin calling your boss "Director"
# आप call wild drivers "Zivas"
# आप discover आप can instill fear in people simply द्वारा glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support आप say 'on your six'
# आप think the FBI is inefficient
# आप consider आप and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# आप begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# आप suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with या without the cover (cap/hat)
# आप want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# आप become a bomb disposal expert
# आप consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# आप spend most of your time reading/writing एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service Fiction on प्रशंसक Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# आप buy DVD copies of फिल्में that have एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service cast members in, even though they are फिल्में आप wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# आप spend another large amount of your time पढ़ना एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service Fiction on प्रशंसक Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# आप get DVD copies of shows with एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service cast members even if आप don't like the shows
# आप rout आप Tube for interviews/snippets of कहा cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# आप have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case आप break one
# आप have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# आप call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female आप address her as Madam, Director, या Ma'am
# आप refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# आप start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# आप ask your husband/significant other to call आप Sweetcheeks instead of honey या babe.
# आप head slap everyone close to आप who says/does something annoying.
# आप start अभिनय out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# आप call your friends/family एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service characters
# Any long winded speaker या who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# आप begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure आप it's my new प्रिय pet name)
# आप want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether या not आप actually write
# आप hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# आप look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section आप visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# आप don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend तारीख, दिनांक interrupted to do some urgent work
# आप टिप्पणी दे 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service hat. He proceeds to inform आप that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service agent! आप are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# आप go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that आप see a doctor आप look for Ducky.
# आप start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when आप see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# आप hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because आप don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with आप at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near आप - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# आप try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what आप want when आप want in the way आप want.
# आप get really excited when आप find out आप grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time आप see a Dodge Charger, आप look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# आप get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# आप hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder या बर्बन, बोरबोन, बोरबॉन (even though आप know Abby made them... आप still hope to get lucky).
# आप hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and आप wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# आप get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# आप watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of सेकंड्स of एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# आप realise घोड़ा is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when आप know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service theme tune
# Your PC या cellphone (mobile) वॉलपेपर is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service scenes
# When आप say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about संगीत :-))
# आप realise not all geeks are nerds
# आप start blabbering on like Abby
# आप talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask आप to translate geek-speak
# आप are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# आप are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# आप decide to do computer classes to be और like McGee and Abby
# आप call technology doo-dah's
# आप find yourself getting angrier और easily
# आप get shy and stutter more
# आप want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# आप are considering taking art classes so आप can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# आप believe आप know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# आप ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# आप खोजिए high and low for a paint gun so आप can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# आप watch every movie Tony mentions on the दिखाना for 2 reasons, either because आप are interested in the movie, या simply because आप do everything that Tony says.
# आप seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# आप say your occupation is "making प्रशंसक art and लेखन प्रशंसक fiction"
# आप take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# आप start listening to Israeli rap.
# आप make Mii's of all the एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# आप learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# आप start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# आप गूगल तस्वीरें of female Israeli soldiers
# आप acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# आप discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# आप hear something that आप swear is a quote from the दिखाना and whip out your dvd sets and watch until आप find that quote.
# आप start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# आप call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# आप call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs या any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# आप discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# आप get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# आप start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service even though they've never seen it.
# आप know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells आप to do some small job या chore, आप say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# आप create a Sims family of the एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service cast
# आप think goth fashion is the most chic
# आप invent a role game of the series
# आप use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# आप start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# आप spend a whole week reminding everyone आप know exactly how long it is until एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service is on next.
# आप think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When आप get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank आप Boss!"
# आप have watched the Cast Interrogation वीडियो ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their जवाब to those सवालों off pat
# आप sign up with all the online एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service sites
# आप can't stop posting on the एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service Wiki.
# आप dream about NCIS
# आप wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# आप read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if आप have a female German Shepherd आप will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# आप start yelling at people who annoy आप "Bad McGee!"
# आप take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and फ्रेंड्स know they must not call द्वारा phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a सवाल of life and death, and even then ....
# आप become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# आप draw comics of NCIS.
# आप write 'I प्यार NCIS' on any paper surface आप can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and आप can't stop talking about NCIS.
# आप day/night dream NCIS
# आप can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# आप organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service addiction is your religion
# When where ever आप go आप swear आप saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a सेकंड opinion from Ducky
# If आप have a car accident या industrial accident आप require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# आप learn the एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service theme on the पियानो and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# आप think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# आप think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# आप can dance to theme song of एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service and sit down the सेकंड it ends
# आप always know the exact amount of time until the अगला episode
# आप can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# आप spend class time/work time/time before आप go to sleep/time आप take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the अगला episode/your प्रशंसक fiction. (i know i do)
# आप शामिल होइए all the internet मंचों extant on the series
# आप spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# आप spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When आप शामिल होइए the एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service Wiki
# When आप sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# आप become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# आप drink Starbuck coffee, even if आप don't like it (and आप drink it black and sugarless)
# आप think of ways to हटाइए this site up in the Wiki ranking
# आप imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your फ्रेंड्स and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# आप name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service season cd sometimes gets all hinky because आप watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# आप make a एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service poster and put it in your bedroom दीवार या consider looking at stores for a एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# आप spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# आप drink stuff that makes आप hyper (guilty... xD)
# आप cut your hair so आप can look like Abby/any character आप like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls आप 'Ziva'
# आप act like your fave character (guilty!)
# आप ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service pics
# आप use terms from the दिखाना (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# आप wish आप had the एन सी आइ एस#Naval Criminal Investigative Service cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# आप do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings आप trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# आप trust your gut, और than facts या figures.
# आप use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask आप to repeat what आप say cause it sounds like something else.
# आप cry when आप don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR अगला EPISODE"
