*At Kanoha pre school*

Naruto:Hi.I'm नारूटो Uzimaki.

Gaara:Go away.

Naruto:Wanna be friends?

Gaara:Who's paying you?Is it my father?Are आप the new assassin?

Temari:Gaara he's not an assassin.

Gaara:How do आप know?

Teamri:He's 5.

Gaara:Oh...Naruto was it?

Naruto:Yeah?

Gaara:I am Gaara of the sand I shall exept your offer of friendship.

Naruto:Great!Wanna play?

Gaara:Very well what shall we play?

Naruto:How about we play ninja?

Gaara:I knew it!

Naruto:Knew what?

Gaara:You are the new assassin!

Naruto:What?Ninja is a game.

Gaara:Oh...Uhhhh......Who's that?

Naruto:That's Sasuke uchiha.

Gaara:I don't like him.

Naruto:Why?

Gaara:He has chicken butt hair.

Naruto:Okay.

Kakashi:psssst...Hey kid.

Naruto:Yeah?

Kakashi:I'll buy आप ramen, रामन if आप push that गुलाबी haired little girl over to your new friend.

Naruto:Yum I प्यार ramen.

*Naruto started to push Sakura over to Gaara in the sand box.*

Sakura:Hey...Stop that.

Naruto:I can't.

Sakura:Why?

Naruto:Cause that stranger over there कहा he'd give me ramen, रामन if I pushed आप over to my new friend Gaara.

Sakura:You shouldn't talk to strangers.

Naruto:To late.

*Sasuke walked over*

Sasuke:What are आप doing loser?

Naruto:Getting ramen.Beat it chicken butt!

Sasuke:What?

Naruto:Nothing...Just leave.

Sasuke:Whatever loser.

*Sasuke walked away*

Sakura:Wow....

Naruto:Shut up.

Sakura:What?

Naruto:Nothing....Wow your strong..

Sakura:Thanks.

Naruto:It's not a complement!

Sakura:Eeek!

Naruto:Now what?!

Sakura:That kid is creepy!

Naruto:Oh that's Gaara.He's the one I'm making आप play with.

Sakura:That's not fair.

Naruto:Sure it is.I get ramen.Gaara get's a new friend.And आप get....Uhhh...To play with Gaara.

*Naruto got Sakura over to Gaara*

Gaara:Naruto who is this?

Naruto:I dunno.A stranger कहा he'd give me ramen, रामन if I pushed her over to you.

Sakura:I'm Sakura harano.

Gaara:Wow नारूटो your stupid.

Naruto:Yeah whatever I'm getting my ramen!

Sakura:Don't leave me alone with this freak!!

*Naruto left to get his ramen, रामन from Kakashi*

Gaara:Hey.I'm right here.

Sakura:Oh sorry...Well I'm here might as well play.Your Gaara right?

Gaara:Yes.

*Sasuke waled over looking jealose*

Gaara:What?

Sakura:Hi Sas-

Sasuke:Gaara how could you?!

Gaara:What?

Sasuke:I thought what we had was specile.

Gaara:WHAT THE FUCK?!

Sakura:You shouldn't swear Gaara.

Gaara:I know I shouldn't but I do.Now shut up so I can get rid of chicken butt...here.

*Gaara gave Sakura a can of gay repalent*

Gaara:Go away we are trying to play.

Sasuke:But....Oh F*** it!Beat it Gaara i'm trying to play with Sakura!

Gaara:So आप arn't gay?

Sasuke:No!Now get lost!

Gaara:No.

Sasuke:Leave!

Gaara:Temari this kid is threating me.


*Temari walked over*

Temari:Leave my litte brother alone.

Sasuke:*Gulp*

*Sasuke ran away*

Ino:Wow it's an older kid.Hey your name is Gaara right?

Gaara:I know enough women for now.Go away.

Ino:You'll talk to bilbord brow and a hag but not me?!

Gaara:Her name is Sakura and the "Hag" Is my sister!Kankaro आप fat peice oh crap get over here!

*Kanakaro walked over*

Kankaro:What now Gaara?

Gaara:If आप want to insult anything insult this!

*Gaara points to Kankaro*

Kankaro:Gaara,Temari were going घर now.

Temari:Okay.

Gaara:Fine!!!We'll go back to that damn village!!

*Gaara,Kankaro and Temari left the village*

Sasuke:Sakura wanna play?

Sakura:Su-

Kakashi:No no no no no no no!!Sakura go home.Sasuke....Go fall in a ditch some where.

Sakura:Okay.

*Sakura went घर and sasuke just left*

Kakashi:Stupid kids.Hey Naruto!

Naruto:Yeah?

Kakashi:See that shy girl over there?

Naruto:Yeah.

Kakashi:Go play with her.

Naruto:Why?

Kakashi:I'll give आप ramen.

Naruto:Okay.

*Naruto walked over to Hinata*