Crystal Ponies

13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.

Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen आप here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to बिस्तर with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*

Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.

Harry:...

DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? आप here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...

The अगला morning In Canterlot at the hotel......

AJ: *wakes up* *yawn* good morning AJ!!
Pinkie: *wakes up* AHHHHHH!!!!
AJ: Whats wrong?
Pinkie: AJ!!
AJ: Yea?
Pinkie: *giggles* nothing....
AJ: please! tell me!
Pinkie: I just had the funniest dream
AJ: what happened?
Pinkie: आप promise not to tell?
AJ: पार करना, क्रॉस my heart, hope to fly, stick a कप केक in my eye!!!
Pinkie: okay then...I dreamed that Applebloom was the element of kindness, that Sweetie घंटी, बेल was the element of genorasity, Scoot was the element of loyalty, and Princess Luna represented the element of magic. Hehe pretty funny eh?

AJ: No.....it aint...