my little टट्टू human

Ok. This is my first लेख based on my opinion. If आप want me to write another लेख on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in सवाल right now: Cloppers

Yes आप heard me cloppers. If आप don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little टट्टू (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If आप notice there is a clopper, why should that bother आप in anyway? It's...

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No टट्टू can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead द्वारा इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead द्वारा a टट्टू named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead द्वारा Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead द्वारा John who somehow survived being killed द्वारा a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead द्वारा an alicorn named Fuku,...

The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure आप are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like आप and your friends...

ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? आप just decided to skip our रात का खाना without telling me? Are आप aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for आप at a तालिका, टेबल with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want आप to make फ्रेंड्स with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! आप still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if आप want to give me a सेकंड chance या not. Starlight had to choose between आप and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...

As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and नींबू Heart. Offended द्वारा Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make फ्रेंड्स on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his और serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If आप upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....

EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I कहा no magic. आप were supposed to do it द्वारा hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if आप hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make और sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...

Notes: My Little टट्टू is owned द्वारा Hasbro and created द्वारा Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that आप enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect जानवर that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake कहा "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord कहा "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need...