माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक

Once upon a time there lived a टट्टू named Trixie. Trixie was a दिखाना off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic और than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any और of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some खाना and some water. She walked to a small टट्टू village. She could hardly walk...

AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some कपकेक shoutouts, so if आप haven't read Cupcakes, please do. टिप्पणियाँ will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement द्वारा the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie कहा she was sorry, her expression कहा a different story. A week after...

Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the पूर्व installment, its based on creepypastas, और specifically Jeff the Killer. Please टिप्पणी दे and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a सोफ़ा, सोफे she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...

My Little Pony,
My Little टट्टू ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until आप all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies आप opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until आप all shared its magic with me.
When danger...

Ok. This is my first लेख based on my opinion. If आप want me to write another लेख on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in सवाल right now: Cloppers

Yes आप heard me cloppers. If आप don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little टट्टू (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If आप notice there is a clopper, why should that bother आप in anyway? It's...

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No टट्टू can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead द्वारा इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead द्वारा a टट्टू named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead द्वारा Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead द्वारा John who somehow survived being killed द्वारा a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead द्वारा an alicorn named Fuku,...

The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure आप are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like आप and your friends...

ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? आप just decided to skip our रात का खाना without telling me? Are आप aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for आप at a तालिका, टेबल with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want आप to make फ्रेंड्स with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! आप still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if आप want to give me a सेकंड chance या not. Starlight had to choose between आप and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...