PONYS!~

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her डेस्क when Derpy appeared.

Derpy: I'd like to inform आप about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that आप cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news आप give me, is stupid. Last week आप informed...

Episode 1: New School (Part 1)

Joseph: *Sitting द्वारा himself, has white hair, light green eyes, and a slightly toned figure*

Mane Six: *Sit अगला to Joseph*

Rainbow Dash: Good afternoon, Joseph!

Joseph: *Sees the Mane Six अगला to him* Oh, hello...

Pinkie Pie: *Looks at Joseph* What’s bugging you, Joseph?

Joseph: *Sighs* It’s nothing...

Rarity: Are आप sure? We can’t help आप if आप don’t talk to us.

Joseph: It’s just...my powers...

Fluttershy: Powers?

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at her friends* आप don’t know his powers? They’re super cool!

Rarity: We’ve only known him for about a साल now......

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Papillon

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

Police टट्टू 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Police टट्टू 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, आप will all be transferred to another prison, far from here. Everypony living in France no longer has to worry about you. Forget France. She has gotten rid of you.

Then the warden walked down a crowded street, while soldiers, and police ponies...

Tom: We're gonna दिखाना आप all of the crossover parodies we've done in this season. Let us know which one is your प्रिय in the टिप्पणियाँ below.

Master Sword: Our first crossover parody will be Sleepless Hedgehog In Ponyville.
Tom: Which is a crossover of Hedgehog In Ponyville, and Sleepless In Ponyville. Let's begin.

Location: Ponyville, Sweet सेब Acres
Date: September 28, 2013... One hundred years ago.

Audience: *Laughing*

An evil scientist द्वारा the name of Doctor Robotnik came from the Sonic The Hedgehog world, या Mobius.. Whatever it's called.

Audience: *Laughing*

The residents of Ponyville...

Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:01 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff, and Hawkeye got back to the station. They uncoupled their engine from the train, and Stephanie continued on with Stylo in two diesels.

Hawkeye: *Walks into Pete's office* I suppose आप heard about what happened.
Pete: Yes. How come आप didn't listen to Jeff?
Hawkeye: I thought he was lying. Anyway he told me आप might आग him for crashing those three engines into the repairs.
Pete: Of course not. I know it was an accident, and I gave him a fair warning. Also, I did some serious thinking, and I'm gonna...

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game दिखाना wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Saten Twist as Will Ferrell (He is dressed as himself)
Special guest star, Shredder Dash as himself

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. This is our first episode of 2015, and already things have gone completely wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'd like to once again remind everypony here to refrain the use of swear words.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with...

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made आप enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should...

Date: July 28, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:36 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut kept complaining about everything. He complained about not getting enough hooficures. He complained about getting too much work. It was so annoying that Nikki decided to put an end to it once, and for all.

Nikki: *Sitting at the station with Anthony, and Donut* I ain't happy with what आप did yesterday. आप just left your train on a bridge.
Donut: Shut the fuck up. I didn't ask for anypony to criticize me about my job.
Nikki: Then it's a good thing my sister is coming back today. She'll teach आप common...

[In Ponyville]
Fluttershy took Twilight to the Hayburger for something to eat. "Thanks for taking me to my प्रिय place in Ponyville, I'm famished!". Twilight was starting to feel better. "Your welcome". Fluttershy happily closed her eyes. "Now tell me, who in particular do आप want to be your boyfriend?". Fluttershy questioned her. "Well...im not sure, I actually don't want a boyfriend right now..I mean, I just wanna know the experience before its too late". Twilight started blushing a little. "Oh, I understand". Fluttershy started biting her lips nervously. When suddenly the door opened...

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as जैतून
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

After जैतून got fired, Mr. Beddler was having a difficult task to get his workers to do anything properly. Gary had something else on his mind.

Gary: *With Tim near the paint booth* Have आप ever noticed that there's और mares here than stallions?
Tim: So?
Gary: So? I don't know if आप know this, but this is not a place for ladies to be running around, putting make up on cars....

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

And introducing new characters

Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have आप got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram....

Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the सूँ ढ, ट्रंक of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if आप don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens सूँ ढ, ट्रंक door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, आप got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. आप have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...

It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.

Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank आप everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a ज्वर भाता, ज्वालामुखी erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like जापान has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then...

This is the final part of the third episode of T.H.O.E. When most ponies talk about trains, they often think about passenger trains, others think about the trains of other countries. Then there are those ponies that talk about model trains.

These model trains run on electricity that runs through the tracks, and provides power to the engine on the train. They've been around for over one hundred years.

Pinkie Pie: I've been trying to save up on a model train set, but Mr. und Mrs. Cake won't let me. Zhey say zhere is not enough room, but vhat do zhey know?
Applejack: My sister Applebloom wants one,...

Aqua Marine engulfed her brother, Mountain Peak, in a hug. “What are आप doing here?!” she exclaimed. “Careful, you’ll blow my eardrum out.” He कहा playfully. “I came to visit you.” He said. Aqua Marine looked up. “But I thought आप were climbing the biggest mountain in Equestria.” She said, puzzled. “Well, turns out it wasn’t exactly the tallest mountain. But once I do find the biggest mountain, I will climb it.” Pinkie Pie peered at Peak, with a strange expression on her face. “Wait, आप are brother and sister, right? So why doesn’t Peak have wings?” she said...