This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..
This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..
Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main सड़क, स्ट्रीट was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours या more, Because क्रिस्मस needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...
Nearby forest. Cute forest जानवर gather round and decorate a small pine tree.
Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their क्रिस्मस Day.
Woodland Critters (singing): It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!
Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk, Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer. Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse, and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house.
(wow, real orginal XD)
Narrator: And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that, was our प्रिय red pony.
Saten (drinks light beer, already had 4 before it, crossing forest to get to Trixie's new house in ponyville): Still better than I use to drink... (sees them) What the hell?
Rabbity: Well, hello there. Welcome to our forest.
Skunky: How do आप like our क्रिस्मस tree?
Saten: I.. I really don't care.
Beavery: Why, it's the most perfect पेड़ in the forest! [the other cheer]
Saten (annoyed): I don't have time for thi-
Mousey: Oh no, I see a problem.
Deery: What is it, Mousey?
Mousey: Our क्रिस्मस पेड़ doesn't have a star.
Critters: Awww.
Beary: We can't have a पेड़ with no तारा, स्टार on it.
Saten (annoyed): Can't I ever just पार करना, क्रॉस the forest in peace.
Rabbity: What are we gonna do?
Squirrely: Now don't be down, y'all. Maybe our new friend can help us find a star.
Critters [among other things]: Can आप really? Oh would आप please? Could आप help us?
Saten: Fine I'll get your stupid तारा, स्टार if it means आप leaving me alone.
Critters: [cheering] Yay!
Narrator: And so, using some paper and working with glee, the happy red Pegasus made a तारा, स्टार for the tree. Smiling the whole time.
Saten: (not smiling) There, its done, can I go now?
Critters: Ohhhh!
Beary: It's the nicest तारा, स्टार I ever saw.
Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery कहा with a smile...
Beavery (smiling): How would आप like to sing and dance with us for a while?
Narrator: Saten Twist smiled and said...
Stan [doesn't smile] Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go. [turns around, and walks off]
Beavery: Goo- goodbye Twisty!
Critters: Goodbye, Saten! Bye! Cya!
Saten (to himself) (annoyed): Uhhh.
Saten finally arrives at Trixe's house.
Trixie: What took you?
Saten: I'll tell आप later.. भोजन करनेवाला, डिनर ready?
Trixie: Sure..
This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..
Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main सड़क, स्ट्रीट was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours या more, Because क्रिस्मस needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...
Nearby forest. Cute forest जानवर gather round and decorate a small pine tree.
Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their क्रिस्मस Day.
Woodland Critters (singing): It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!
Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk, Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer. Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse, and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house.
(wow, real orginal XD)
Narrator: And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that, was our प्रिय red pony.
Saten (drinks light beer, already had 4 before it, crossing forest to get to Trixie's new house in ponyville): Still better than I use to drink... (sees them) What the hell?
Rabbity: Well, hello there. Welcome to our forest.
Skunky: How do आप like our क्रिस्मस tree?
Saten: I.. I really don't care.
Beavery: Why, it's the most perfect पेड़ in the forest! [the other cheer]
Saten (annoyed): I don't have time for thi-
Mousey: Oh no, I see a problem.
Deery: What is it, Mousey?
Mousey: Our क्रिस्मस पेड़ doesn't have a star.
Critters: Awww.
Beary: We can't have a पेड़ with no तारा, स्टार on it.
Saten (annoyed): Can't I ever just पार करना, क्रॉस the forest in peace.
Rabbity: What are we gonna do?
Squirrely: Now don't be down, y'all. Maybe our new friend can help us find a star.
Critters [among other things]: Can आप really? Oh would आप please? Could आप help us?
Saten: Fine I'll get your stupid तारा, स्टार if it means आप leaving me alone.
Critters: [cheering] Yay!
Narrator: And so, using some paper and working with glee, the happy red Pegasus made a तारा, स्टार for the tree. Smiling the whole time.
Saten: (not smiling) There, its done, can I go now?
Critters: Ohhhh!
Beary: It's the nicest तारा, स्टार I ever saw.
Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery कहा with a smile...
Beavery (smiling): How would आप like to sing and dance with us for a while?
Narrator: Saten Twist smiled and said...
Stan [doesn't smile] Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go. [turns around, and walks off]
Beavery: Goo- goodbye Twisty!
Critters: Goodbye, Saten! Bye! Cya!
Saten (to himself) (annoyed): Uhhh.
Saten finally arrives at Trixe's house.
Trixie: What took you?
Saten: I'll tell आप later.. भोजन करनेवाला, डिनर ready?
Trixie: Sure..
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe आप pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're आप heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are आप going!?
Master Sword: Didn't आप hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the कहा bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe आप pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're आप heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are आप going!?
Master Sword: Didn't आप hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the कहा bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret वोट्स from Shining Armor. Thank आप Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know येशु has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret वोट्स from Shining Armor. Thank आप Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know येशु has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof द्वारा behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten कहा nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave आप alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad आप to know आप actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten कहा a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. आप wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten कहा excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten कहा nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave आप alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad आप to know आप actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten कहा a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. आप wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten कहा excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
I thought I would have और ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till अगला time my dear प्रशंसकों :)
I'm suppose to write और words so here's बिना सोचे समझे मेटालिका lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, लॉस्ट his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till अगला time my dear प्रशंसकों :)
I'm suppose to write और words so here's बिना सोचे समझे मेटालिका lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, लॉस्ट his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
