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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little टट्टू franchise and the बैटमैन franchise are not owned and created द्वारा me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her फ्रेंड्स were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight कहा "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy कहा "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

इंद्रधनुष Dash कहा "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie कहा "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and कहा "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle कहा "This cake should be much better than your पूर्व cake."

Mr. Cake nervously कहा "I'm sorry about selling आप a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती कहा "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle कहा "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and कहा "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle कहा "It seems like आप arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike कहा "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased द्वारा Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He कहा "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker कहा "This is और than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord कहा "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle कहा "Welcome Discord. I hope that आप enjoy your birthday party."

Discord कहा "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as आप didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and कहा "It's nice."

Fluttershy कहा "Thank goodness."

Discord कहा "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle कहा "What are आप talking about?"

Discord कहा "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle कहा "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord कहा "Because I प्यार chaos. आप wouldn't understand. Ponies like आप take away the fun in life द्वारा being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord कहा "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised द्वारा the ponies and Discord, but he was amused द्वारा it. The Joker कहा "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle कहा "But I didn't hire a clown. Did आप hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie कहा "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker कहा "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and कहा "I'm Discord. I प्यार chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker कहा "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord कहा "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and कहा "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and कहा "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She कहा "Why did आप call me that?"

The Joker कहा "I'm sorry to confuse आप Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and कहा "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to इंद्रधनुष Dash and कहा "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker कहा "Rarity आप remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity कहा "Why?"

The Joker कहा "Because आप both think that you're better looking than आप actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker कहा "It seems like आप forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike कहा "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and कहा "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and कहा "I प्यार this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker कहा "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle कहा "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and कहा "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for आप ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and कहा "I want आप 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make आप disappear."

Rarity angrily कहा "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle कहा "It's just a quick magic trick."

बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती कहा "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie कहा "Are आप going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker कहा "Actually I'm going to take आप with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle कहा "Why would आप sell us?"

The Joker कहा "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However आप will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously कहा "Are आप actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker कहा "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He कहा "Can आप at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and कहा "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily कहा "Then I must stop आप Joker."

The Joker कहा "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to पंच the Joker, but he missed. Discord कहा "Can आप stay put so I can पंच you?"

The Joker कहा "I would प्यार to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord कहा "You hurt me."

The Joker कहा "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord कहा "It appears that आप can't take away the ponies now आप weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily कहा "I demand आप to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and कहा "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker कहा "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord कहा "It seems like I'll have to defeat आप in a और simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at आप ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle कहा "Thank आप for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought आप were."

Discord कहा "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

बैटमैन handed Discord the key and snuck away.

बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती कहा "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity कहा "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle कहा "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and कहा "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and कहा "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
अगला morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants आप to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. आप could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case पटाखा, पटाखे behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, Sprocket, and Jim finished getting across the खाड़ी, बे Bridge in Sam's car.

Sam: Back in good old San Franciscolt.
Gordon: I swear, if we go in Oatland again, I'll kill somepony.
Jim: We have to go there again. How else are we going to kill Michael's gang?
Gordon: Create an apocalypse, and make it go across the खाड़ी, बे Bridge.
Sprocket: Do आप really hate Oatland that much?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: But आप gotta admit, Jack लंडन Square is a nice place.
Gordon: With those trains running in the middle of the street? Hell no.
Jim: Aw, come on Gordon, you're not really serious about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria

Gordon: *sitting at table* I'm guessing those ponies from Fillydelphia want आप dead.
Case Cracker: I think they're following me around too.
Gordon: Do आप think Michael is their leader?
Case Cracker: Maybe...but we need to figure out what happened to Jim first.
Gordon: Right. And, Jim told me about a good friend of his that lives on the other side of the Golden Neigh Bridge. I know where he lives, but I can't remember the सड़क, स्ट्रीट name.
Case Cracker: आप think he could get us a lead?
Gordon: Possibly, but if we can't find Jim, this टट्टू will take his spot.
Case Cracker: Fine....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's new car
Case Cracker's new car
अगला morning

Gordon: *Calling Case पटाखा, पटाखे at pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *answers the call* Hey.
Gordon: Case, we got a serious problem. Get your नितंब, गधा over here now!
Case Cracker: I'll be there! *Gets into his new car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Waiting outside pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *arrives at the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Jim's gone missing, and we got to find him.
Case Cracker: What!? Where d'ya think he'd be?
Gordon: Probably still in Oatland with Michael. He called me, and he कहा he was in terrible trouble.
Case Cracker: We'd better head over there now. *Drives*

Two मिनटों after...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 22, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *Sitting द्वारा the tracks on Archer पहाड़ी, हिल with a कूलर full of beer, watching trains pass him* Here's to आप Percy. *Grabs a bottle of beer, smashes the चोटी, शीर्ष open, and drinks out of it* I don't know if you'll survive या not, but I really hope आप do. *Grabs another बीयर, बियर bottle, smashes the चोटी, शीर्ष of that one open, and drinks out of it*

Next morning at the train station, Pete walked into his office at 6:55 AM.

Pete: *Sees Hawkeye sleeping on his desk* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Wakes up, and gets off the desk*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: Who? Why? When?
Pilot: Origins

The दिन is August 10th, and on this day, a hero is born! Our story starts in New York City, at a place called "Equestria High".

But first, Peter Parker was asleep in his house, in which he lived with his Aunt May and Uncle Ben, as his parents disappeared many years ago.

"Peter! Wake up! It's time for school!" Uncle Ben woke up Peter Parker.

"I'm gettin' up..." Peter Parker smiled, as he began to wake up.

"Today's friday and we've made pancakes" Uncle Ben told Peter Parker.

"Thanks, आप two are the best!" Peter Parker complimented his uncle

Many hours later, Peter Parker was restlessly...
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(also keep in mind that this story has a link page if आप want to track the story और easily. I'll और often than not post rough drafts of chapters here first, so steadily improved versions will be available there.)

<<link

Starlight Glimmer found a staff, today.

In all honesty, it wasn't really a staff. It was just a बिना सोचे समझे stick she found in the desert she now called home, but it at least looked like a staff. Thinking of the uses of such an item, including the possibilities of enchantments, Starlight stowed the staff away for further examination. Finding nothing और interesting in the...
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posted by btflash
The procedures continued, दिन after day.

Ponies cried out in agony, their essences tearing away from themselves.
Others cried out in fear as lives were changed, destinies rewritten, and fates overtaken.
She couldn't bother to silence them. She deserved to hear their screams. Longed to suffer for the torment she delivered.

This was Her life. Forcibly changing fates had become her duty.
Her task in the name of Equestria.
Her constant sin for a higher purpose.
Some would say Her efforts were for the good of secrecy, peace, and safety. However, She couldn't help feeling a sense of detachment towards what...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Michael was waiting in the train yard when he saw Roger arrive in a short freight.

Roger: *Stops his train*
Michael: Roger, I got a job for you.
Roger: What is it sir?
Michael: Go to Cheyenne, and deliver engine parts to The Union Pacific.
Roger: *Angry* I just got back from there!!
Michael: Do as I say, या else. Anthony is waiting for you.
Anthony: *Smiles, and waves at Roger*
Roger: Stop smiling आप fucking ass. *Walks to the train*
Michael: *Walks away*
Anthony: I was just trying to be friendly.
Roger:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The golf course was जाम packed. Every hole on the course had at least one टट्टू playing on it.

Otis: *On the 15th hole with Chip* So we're both tied द्वारा 40. Let's see who takes the lead. *Puts his ball on the tee*
Chip: Wouldn't be surprised if it was me.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Otis: It won't be you.
Chip: How do आप know?
Otis: On the last hole, आप broke your 7 iron in half for hitting your ball into the sand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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#6: Kate X Garth:
It's been nearly four years since I thought about Alpha and Omega.
But this is one of the reasons I left.
I can't stand when Kate cheats on Humphrey.
She leaves the one who was perfect for her, to be with the WORST person for her.
And sadly, it quite common, and not even the worst that people can come up with.

#5: Twilight X Trixie:
Windwaker pretty much nailed this one, so, I have no comments..

#4: Spongebob X Patrick:
Yes. It fuckin happened! :(

#3: Kate X Lilly:
The only thing worse than Kate x Garth.
Is the idea of Kate having sex with her own sister.
Anyone who read Lilly's opposite...
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added by Tunder2510
Source: Me
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the warehouse, Gordon returned.

Master Sword: *Opens a big door for Gordon's car to get into the warehouse*
Gordon: *Stops his car inside the warehouse* Don't tell me Mike never made it back here with the pick up truck.
Master Sword: *Closes door* I don't think he did.
Gordon: Well, he never did have common sense. Unlike the अगला टट्टू we're going to use for getting that Volkswagen. Dexter!
Dexter: *Arrives* What do आप want boss?
Gordon: We need आप to steal the Volkswagen
Dexter: The rally car?
Gordon: Yes. Now as we all know, the rally car is coming here from Ponyville for a race. The driver...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Under highway 59, Jon was still with Jesse. He moved Jesse into one of the passenger seats, and drove the Suburban onto the side of the road. He did the same thing with his motorcycle.

Jesse: *Waking up*
Jon: आप feel alright? Can आप drive?
Jesse: Yeah, but the left front wheel on my car is messed up. I need to get it repaired. Was I asleep?
Jon: आप were knocked out from a car crash. Call for a tow truck, and I'll stay here with आप until it arrives.
Jesse: Thanks Jon. *Gets on the radio* Canterlot 7-Ian, no longer unconscious, but my Suburban's left wheel is jammed. I need a tow truck.
Dispatch:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Harlan Arliss. The mechanic for the Canterlot Highway Patrol
Harlan Arliss. The mechanic for the Canterlot Highway Patrol
Gordon, and Master Sword were back in the purple GTO. They were driving down the Coltis freeway.

Gordon: *Sees a टट्टू in a red sedan tailgating him*
Red Sedan Pony: *Honking the horn*
Gordon: Hehehe. He doesn't know what he's in for. *Lowers the bottom of his car*
Red Sedan Pony: *Getting hit द्वारा sparks. He moves to the right to get away from them, but crashes into a Camaro*
Camaro Pony: *Goes down an embankment*
Gordon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Master Sword: Forgive me Gordon, but aren't we supposed to do this only when the others are stealing those cars?
Gordon: Tom's stealing the Viper, remember?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In part two of this fanfic Nocturnal Mirage, Sean, Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong were playing Gran Turismo 6. They were all at Sean's house.

The race was going good so far. Heartsong was in the lead with her बी एम डब्ल्यू M4 safety car.

Sean: आप know it's not really a safety car if आप keep crashing into us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: I have to win, that's the whole point of this game.
Mortomis: But आप don't need to crash into us. आप f**ked up my Cadillac for no reason.
Heartsong: *Looks at Mortomis' car which has a big dent at the back* What are आप talking about? Your car...
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Nick isn't the only one who reviews stories on Fanpop.
And I decided to take the oppunity to review a bad story of THE PURGE, and I think I found one.

It's called THE DEVIL'S WATER:

It's about the villain of the first movie, "polite stranger" who never identified to have a real name, but the writer called his rel name, Adam Harmon.
I gotta admit, it kinda fits him..

Anyway.
There's only one character so far.
But it appears to be a प्यार story.

Of coarse, this is pretty hard considering there's 3 things about him..

1: He and his purge gang are responsible for the deaths of many many innocent people, and...
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