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सेब Bloom: ... Who'd've thought it'd be so hard to find somethin' for us all to do together?

Scootaloo: Well, I know this might sound crazy, but what if we didn't?

सेब Bloom: Didn't what?

Scootaloo: Do things together. Well, do everything together.

सेब Bloom: But we're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Scootaloo: And we always will be! But I really wanna bungee jump! The speed, the height, the fall!

Sweetie Belle: And I know आप two aren't interested, but I wanna try : Isn't there something you've always wanted to do on your own?

सेब Bloom: I don't know... I guess I figured we'd always do stuff together. But bungee jumping sounds just as scary as crochet sounds borin'.

Scootaloo: That's okay. Sweetie Belle and I can do the things we like, and आप can do whatever आप like!

Sweetie Belle: Just as soon as आप figure out what it is.

सेब Bloom: I guess...

Scootaloo: Great! Then we can meet back here and talk all about what we've done!

सेब Bloom: But I don't know what it'll be.

Sweetie Belle: You'll find something!

Scootaloo: Something awesome!

सेब Bloom: [sighs] Well... I guess now I have to.

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Derpy: Thanks for another date.

Master Sword: Yes.. And I'm here to make it night your never forget.. (shoots a बिना सोचे समझे टट्टू for no apparent reason).

Derpy: ... Oh my.

Master Sword: (proudly) Yeah.. (puts the gun away, and moves on, as if nothing happened).




Well that's all I got.. So... THE END
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sadren was driving to a scrapyard to kill Francis and Molly. However, he didn't notice Jon and Frank on their motorcycles.

Jon: Canterlot 15 Mary-3 and 4, we found one of the suspects from the bank robbery, it looks like he has two hostages with him. *Rides behind the car*
Frank: That other टट्टू is holding on for life Jon.
Jon: We need to catch up before he falls off.
Sadren: *Turns right into the scrapyard, and stops the car, and stops near a crane*
Francis: What are we doing here?
Sadren: Your car will be hoisted into the air द्वारा that क्रेन in front of us. It picks up anything made out of metal,...
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posted by Canada24
Diamond Tiara: Everybody, I have an announcement!

Apple Bloom: Diamond Tiara! Think hard about the choice you're makin' right now!

Scootaloo: आप can be a better pony!

Spoiled Rich: (out of nowhere) Diamond Tiara! I just happened to be here for the school board meeting, and this is what I see when we adjourn? My daughter associating with confused, insignificant lowlifes? Socializing with their kind is not how आप हटाइए up in Equestria! Come, Diamond Tiara!

Diamond Tiara: (finally stands up to her) No, mother!

Spoiled Rich: Excuse me?!

Diamond Tiara: You've spent your life अभिनय like a high horse...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Labiche drove the train, Didont thought about stopping at Saint-Avold.

Didont: If we stop at Saint-Avold, we'll get our heads blown off.
Labiche: *Increases speed*

The entire train left the station, and Maurice walked into his office in the station, when he saw a Nazi pony.

Nazi Pony: *Sitting in his chair, smoking a cigarette while पढ़ना a magazine*
Maurice: *Closes the door, and goes to his phone. He talks to someone on the phone* Get me Commercy please..... I don't have that.... This is railroad business! *The टट्टू he is calling hangs up on him, so he puts the phone away*
Nazi Pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Labiche was taken to the hotel so he could get some sleep before driving the train. The hotel was run द्वारा a mare named Christine.

This is her picture: link

Schmidt: *Walks into the hotel with Labiche, and rings the bell*
Christine: *Walks to the front desk*
Schmidt: A room for this stallion.
Christine: *Puts out the sign in book with a pen*
Labiche: *Signs his name into the book*
Christine: 60 Francs.
Schmidt: Pay her.
Labiche: आप pay her. I'm a guest of the German army.
Schmidt: He is a railroad pony.
Christine: *Holding the key to his room* 60 francs.
Schmidt: Isn't there a discount for railroad...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Labiche delivered the engine to Rive-Reine.

Labiche: *Stops the engine*
Schmidt: You're late! What happened?
Labiche: We were shot at द्वारा a spitfire, a couple of miles back.
Schmidt: Any serious damage?
Didont: Not enough to stop आप from getting to Germaneigh.
Labiche: *Brought his bicycle with him on the train. He takes it with him off the train, and gets ready to ride away*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Looking at Labiche*
Labiche: Your engine, and your crew.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Was it your idea to risk this engine on the daylight run?
Labiche: Major Herren was following your orders. He told us...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After escaping the air raid, Papa Boule's train stopped at a station called Rive-Reine.

Schmidt: *Runs out of the caboose, and to the engine*
Papa Boule: *Staring at the wheels with his आग pony*
Schmidt: What is it?! What is it?!!? *Getting closer to the engine* Engineer!! *Stops in front of Papa Boule* What is it?
Papa Boule: The oil line.
Schmidt: Can आप fix it?
Papa Boule: *Shrugs*
Schmidt: Can आप get the engine back to the works?
Papa Boule: Maybe.
Schmidt: *Looks at the station master behind him on the station platform* Where's your phone?
Station Master: *Points to the left*
Schmidt: *Runs...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The armament train Didont drove had arrived at the yards. He stopped the train अगला to a shed with the word Vaires in white on the roof.

Didont: *Looks at a tower on the right side of his train. Labiche, and another टट्टू are in there with a German officer*
German टट्टू 90: *Walking towards Didont* Uncouple the engine, get it out of here!
Didont: *Signals his आग टट्टू to go out to uncouple the engine from the train*
Fire Pony: *Gets out to uncouple the engine*

During the mid 40's in France, आप had to stand between the engine, and freight cars to uncouple the engine.

Fire Pony: *Standing between...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When the Colonel arrived at the station in his staff car, escorted द्वारा two motorcycles, he was displeased to find out that his train was not there.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Gets out of the car, and walks to a soldier with a clipboard* What about my train?!
Schmidt: It has been cancelled.
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Turns around to face Schmidt* Who cancelled it?!

Four मिनटों later in a office.

Labiche: I did.
German टट्टू 87: Labiche Colonel. He is the area inspector. Under my supervision of course.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Since when does a french stallion have the authority to रद्द करें a German train?
Labiche:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
May 6, 1995. The दिन Gordon got out of the hospital.

Sam: *On phone with Case Cracker* Yeah, I'm outside of the hospital right now. He should come out soon.
Case Cracker: Aight man. Don't take too long. Jim wants to see him.
Sam: *Sees Gordon walking out of the hospital* Shouldn't take too long. He's coming out now.
Gordon: *Walking to Sam* Hey.
Sam: हे yourself. How are आप feeling?
Gordon: Good. Let's go see the others.

The pizzeria on Mane Ashbury was crowded, but that didn't stop Gordon and the others from talking about business.

Jim: Gordon, welcome back.
Gordon: Thanks Jim. Guess what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Case पटाखा, पटाखे was driving his car on the highway. He was heading north for Sausalito to get an upgrade for his Flam Tornado when this occurred.

Fillydelphia Ponies: *In a black Pearla, a Capri and a red Amigo*
Fillydelphia टट्टू 75: Three years, and we're still after this son of a bitch.
Case Cracker: *Looks at the three cars behind him*
Fillydelphia टट्टू 53: He's looking at us.
Fillydelphia टट्टू 47: But he's not doing anything.
Fillydelphia टट्टू 53: Shoot him.
Fillydelphia टट्टू 47: *Leans out of the car with his assault राइफल and fires six bullets*
Case Cracker: *Floors it*
Fillydelphia Ponies:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. आप have to get to L.A, and दिखाना everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...
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Twilight: आप know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I प्यार आप all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He कहा he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't आप think आप had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell आप how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are आप a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* आप okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped द्वारा the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded द्वारा other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell आप the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong दिन mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did आप hear in the office when आप tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but आप changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, आप caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, आप know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time आप even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got आप that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? आप seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the टट्टू visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to तारीख, दिनांक her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be फ्रेंड्स with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* आप tell her what आप think is right....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, आप already कहा that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three मिनटों later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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