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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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14th May
घंटा 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.


Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. आप will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. आप know it. 21st is last. आप ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...


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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently GlobeX already started bom ING Canterlot.
Sandman - Yeah an-
Soldier - A FUCKING RPG!
*Humvee in front of them explode and bridge collapses as everyone falls down to river*
Sandman - *walks up to Damien* आप ok?
Damien - *close slowly eyes*
Sandman - Help me!
Icepick - Fire! *shoot at incoming enemies*
Firepit - *walks up to Damien* He will be OK I was a medic before!
Damien - *grabs his AK*
Firepit - Told ya, come on! *goes to rock*
Sandman - *grabs Damien's hoof* Come on lady.
Damien - *gets to rock and fires back at enemies*
Sandman - Eyes open!
Soldier #1 - *shoots at tangos*
GlobeX - *flies down and kills him*
Soldier #2 - Pegasuses! Fi- *gets shot in head*
Sandman - Snipers and Pegasuses!
Icepick - Watch out Pegasuses can't fly with बंदूकों their too heavy so they use knifes!
Firepit - I don't want this... Ponies are... Why...

*The survivors are in lake defending from surrounding them GlobeX soldiers as read comes to them. Not so long in defence ammo is getting और rare and clear mountain water becomes ugly red bloody water with mixture of Soldiers vomit, the horror they get to see and sweet smell makes some of them commit suicide.*
Damien - *gets hit in body*
Icepick - You're okay?
Damien - Yeah it hit my best it hurts like a कुतिया, मतलबी but I can shoot.
Sandman - Then shoot and stop talking shit!
Damien - *AK clicks* Shit... I'm out of ammo.
Sandman - *throws him an M4A4* It's from the dead. One last mag. Make it count.
Damien - *shoots और enemies*
Firepit - HUNTERS! PREPARE FOR IMPACT!
*Jets drop bombs on GlobeX soldiers and below kill rest that are closer*
Hunter 3-3 - This is Hunter 3-3 we are here to save your ass.
*USA Soldiers come from above the hills*
Sandman - Rescue! Hooray!
Icepick - Hooray!
Firepit - We will live longer baby!
Damien - *looks in the air* Lilly... I hope you're still alive... *takes out चित्र of mare and kisses it*
Delta Leader - This is Delta Force, We have found that लॉस्ट cargo.
My Little Pony,
My Little टट्टू ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until आप all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies आप opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until आप all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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Ok. This is my first लेख based on my opinion. If आप want me to write another लेख on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in सवाल right now: Cloppers

Yes आप heard me cloppers. If आप don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little टट्टू (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If आप notice there is a clopper, why should that bother आप in anyway? It's...
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 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done द्वारा Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No टट्टू can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead द्वारा इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead द्वारा a टट्टू named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead द्वारा Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead द्वारा John who somehow survived being killed द्वारा a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead द्वारा an alicorn named Fuku,...
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The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure आप are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like आप and your friends...
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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? आप just decided to skip our रात का खाना without telling me? Are आप aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for आप at a तालिका, टेबल with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want आप to make फ्रेंड्स with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! आप still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if आप want to give me a सेकंड chance या not. Starlight had to choose between आप and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and नींबू Heart. Offended द्वारा Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make फ्रेंड्स on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his और serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If आप upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....
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 Saten Twist
Saten Twist
EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I कहा no magic. आप were supposed to do it द्वारा hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if आप hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make और sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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