-Somewhere around April-
Jake - *walk down streets*
टट्टू - Yo nice delorean!
Driver - I know right.
Jake - Tch. Rich and their fancy cars.
Lilly - हे Jake! What's up!
Jake - Nothing much bought some stuff now walking back to house. And you?
Lilly - My friend and I were out for some pizza.
Jake - Neat.
Lilly - I know right!
-After the war the Russian scum ran away to Equestria making it filled with Mafia and stuff. People were sick of it.-
-3 days later-
Jake - हे Lilly wanna go to the part?
Lilly - Sure, always with you.
Jake - Cool!
-It was first time I killed.-
Jake - *knocks to doors*
Lilly - *mumbles*
Jake - This is off *slowly open doors and takes baseball bat that was अगला to him*
??? - Shut up आप whore!
Jake - *peaks in room*
-An Russian Mob टट्टू holds Lilly to the ground-
Jake - Fucking Ruski *smashes him with baseball bat hitting his brain out* Oh... God...
Lilly - W-what आप did...
Jake - Sorry I didn't meant to- I... What the fuck... *vomits*
-Police overlooked that accident.-
-3 days later-
Jake - *watches TV to beer* Eh...
-Phone rings-
Jake - *pick it up*
Phone - Hi there I left आप something cool in front of your doors.
Jake - who ar e आप *picks up wiered phone and opened doors*
Ghost - Call me Ghost.
Jake - *opens box and sees dog mask and baseball bat he killed Russian टट्टू with* How did y-
Ghost - I watched you. The way आप kill is fascinating me. Listien on Lunar सड़क, स्ट्रीट 3-2 there is Russian Mob Crack den. आप know what to do द्वारा look of your tools. Enjoy.
Jake - I won't... No...
Ghost - Do it या Lilly will get hurt. Also I left आप a delorean outside. Not mine nor yours. Call it a gift.
-2 hours later-
Jake - *stands in front of doors and breathes* In... And out... *wears mask and kicks doors open*
टट्टू - He? *turns around*
Jake - *smacks the टट्टू with baseball bat*
Russian टट्टू - Wait here आप whore *let's go of mare and comes to doors*
Jake - *smashes him with doors and end him with baseball bat on the ground*
Mare - *looks on him*
Jake - *looks on her and sygnal her to keep quiet and get out of there*
-The smell was horrible. Drugs and sweat of Ruskies were everywhere-
Jake - *slowly opens the doors*
Mob - *don't see him*
Jake - *grabs plastic bag and starts choking him with it*
-But smell of blood and quiet screams, blood on me and ground was something I enjoyed-
Jake - *opens last doors and slowly walks in*
Boss - Huh what is it *takes और pills* Are आप some clown?
Mob - आप tell him boss *takes pills too*
Jake - आप will regret it.
Boss - Haha. What my boys beaten आप up? या is that "their blood" You're not intimidating with this mask on आप kid!
- I कहा to myself it's not me, it's mask, it's my alter ego-
Mob - *grabs saw* Let's cut him ope-
Jake - *smacks him with Bat breaking his jaw*
Boss - Cyka! Stop!
Jake - *grabs Saw*
Boss - No... No! Stay away demon!
Jake - *starts cutting him open*
Boss - Ghaaa!
-Alter ego?-
Jake - *laughs like maniac* Ahahah... Hahahahaha... *takes out his insides and play with them*
-Bullshit... It was always me...-
Jake - *walks outside and goes to public toilet*
-There is no orther me-
Jake - *cleans up and change then goes to delorean*
-The truth is...-
Jake - *drives घर while drinking beer*
-... I always enjoyed hurting orther Ponies-
The Heist - Overkill.
Coming Soon.
Ghost - This is Hotline Killers how may I help you?
This Monday (Possibly)
Prepare.
Jake - *walk down streets*
टट्टू - Yo nice delorean!
Driver - I know right.
Jake - Tch. Rich and their fancy cars.
Lilly - हे Jake! What's up!
Jake - Nothing much bought some stuff now walking back to house. And you?
Lilly - My friend and I were out for some pizza.
Jake - Neat.
Lilly - I know right!
-After the war the Russian scum ran away to Equestria making it filled with Mafia and stuff. People were sick of it.-
-3 days later-
Jake - हे Lilly wanna go to the part?
Lilly - Sure, always with you.
Jake - Cool!
-It was first time I killed.-
Jake - *knocks to doors*
Lilly - *mumbles*
Jake - This is off *slowly open doors and takes baseball bat that was अगला to him*
??? - Shut up आप whore!
Jake - *peaks in room*
-An Russian Mob टट्टू holds Lilly to the ground-
Jake - Fucking Ruski *smashes him with baseball bat hitting his brain out* Oh... God...
Lilly - W-what आप did...
Jake - Sorry I didn't meant to- I... What the fuck... *vomits*
-Police overlooked that accident.-
-3 days later-
Jake - *watches TV to beer* Eh...
-Phone rings-
Jake - *pick it up*
Phone - Hi there I left आप something cool in front of your doors.
Jake - who ar e आप *picks up wiered phone and opened doors*
Ghost - Call me Ghost.
Jake - *opens box and sees dog mask and baseball bat he killed Russian टट्टू with* How did y-
Ghost - I watched you. The way आप kill is fascinating me. Listien on Lunar सड़क, स्ट्रीट 3-2 there is Russian Mob Crack den. आप know what to do द्वारा look of your tools. Enjoy.
Jake - I won't... No...
Ghost - Do it या Lilly will get hurt. Also I left आप a delorean outside. Not mine nor yours. Call it a gift.
-2 hours later-
Jake - *stands in front of doors and breathes* In... And out... *wears mask and kicks doors open*
टट्टू - He? *turns around*
Jake - *smacks the टट्टू with baseball bat*
Russian टट्टू - Wait here आप whore *let's go of mare and comes to doors*
Jake - *smashes him with doors and end him with baseball bat on the ground*
Mare - *looks on him*
Jake - *looks on her and sygnal her to keep quiet and get out of there*
-The smell was horrible. Drugs and sweat of Ruskies were everywhere-
Jake - *slowly opens the doors*
Mob - *don't see him*
Jake - *grabs plastic bag and starts choking him with it*
-But smell of blood and quiet screams, blood on me and ground was something I enjoyed-
Jake - *opens last doors and slowly walks in*
Boss - Huh what is it *takes और pills* Are आप some clown?
Mob - आप tell him boss *takes pills too*
Jake - आप will regret it.
Boss - Haha. What my boys beaten आप up? या is that "their blood" You're not intimidating with this mask on आप kid!
- I कहा to myself it's not me, it's mask, it's my alter ego-
Mob - *grabs saw* Let's cut him ope-
Jake - *smacks him with Bat breaking his jaw*
Boss - Cyka! Stop!
Jake - *grabs Saw*
Boss - No... No! Stay away demon!
Jake - *starts cutting him open*
Boss - Ghaaa!
-Alter ego?-
Jake - *laughs like maniac* Ahahah... Hahahahaha... *takes out his insides and play with them*
-Bullshit... It was always me...-
Jake - *walks outside and goes to public toilet*
-There is no orther me-
Jake - *cleans up and change then goes to delorean*
-The truth is...-
Jake - *drives घर while drinking beer*
-... I always enjoyed hurting orther Ponies-
The Heist - Overkill.
Coming Soon.
Ghost - This is Hotline Killers how may I help you?
This Monday (Possibly)
Prepare.
MEANWHILE:
Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! आप didn't vote for me?!
Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.
Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!
Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help द्वारा mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! आप could have actually won this election if आप just listened to me. आप wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.
Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).
AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.
Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.
Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).
Sweetie Belle: What about now?
Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.
Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.
AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.
Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! आप didn't vote for me?!
Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.
Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!
Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help द्वारा mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! आप could have actually won this election if आप just listened to me. आप wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.
Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).
AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.
Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.
Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).
Sweetie Belle: What about now?
Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.
Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.
AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.