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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were at briefing.

Captain Jefferson: Okay everypony, yesterday, Tim, and Julia chased a टट्टू that चुरा लिया a muscle car. Sadly, they were not successful in stopping the suspect.
Tim: He was too fast for us Captain. That thing was fast.
Julia: Although it's चोटी, शीर्ष speed was lower than ours, it's acceleration was much better.
Captain Jefferson: He could be back, moving onto better cars. The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
Toby: Do we have an ID on the suspect?
Captain Jefferson: The police in Ponyville think his name is Richard Rockford. Now, I have a special guest visiting us from the Neigh Jersey State Troopers. Please welcome, कैन्डी Sunshine.
Candy: *Walks into the room with a smile on her face*
Police Ponies: Hello Miss. Sunshine.
Candy: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.
Candy: I know आप probably think that I'm like most State Troopers, but I am not. I'm even thinking of transferring to the Canterlot Highway Patrol. Any सवालों before we go out on duty?
Red: *Raises her hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Red: How long have आप been a State Trooper?
Candy: For a month. It's not what I expected. Most of the officers there don't respect any of the citizens.
Toby: *Raising his hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Toby: What are आप going to do while आप visit us?
Candy: Either ride in a police car with one of you, या go solo in my own car.
Captain Jefferson: You're sure you're comfortable with that?
Candy: Yes. My Sargent gave me permission to go alone.
Captain Jefferson: All right. If it's okay with your Sargent, then it's okay with me.
Tim: *Raising his hoof*
Candy: Yes?
Tim: If आप did decide to ride with someone, and not go alone, who would आप go with?
Candy: You.
Tim: Me? But I already have a partner.
Captain Jefferson: Julia, would आप be okay going द्वारा yourself while Tim works with Candy?
Julia: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: Then it's settled. Okay everypony, get out there, and keep up the good work.
Police Ponies: *Leaving*

Out on the street, Tim, and कैन्डी were in a Nissan Skyline police car.

Candy: These cars are pretty old.
Tim: That's right. We're replacing them with बी एम डब्ल्यू M4's.
Candy: Why do आप have sports cars as police cars?
Tim: For interception. Their light weight, and powerful engines make them go fast. Do आप know what the चोटी, शीर्ष speed of our M4's are?
Candy: Uh, no.
Tim: 265. Can your police cars do that?
Candy: No. They can't even hit 200.
Tim: The speed, या the car?
Candy: *Laughing* I'm glad I chose आप as my partner. I like you.
Tim: I like आप too. I hope this week never ends.

2 B Continued
 The Nissan Skyline police car
The Nissan Skyline police car
added by sararoyal296
Source: my टट्टू designer
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 3 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies* Die आप undead flesh addict! *Reloading the Olympia*
Applejack: *Throws a grenade which kills three zombies* Explosives make things so much easier.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two heads off of zombies with one bullet from her M14* I take your pain, I put my screw in it. Ggggggg, and I take it out! *Shoots the head off of another zombie*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade killing four zombies* आप exprode with honor!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies with one shot from her Olympia, but only one zombie dies. She stabs the सेकंड zombie with her knife, killing...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was just a normal दिन in Ponyville. Rarity, Applejack, and इंद्रधनुष Dash went to the lake to try out a new sailboat the three of them built together.

Rainbow Dash: What are we waiting for? Let's get this thing into the water already.
Rarity: Now now, we must make sure everything is in order.
Applejack: But we already did that back at your botique.
Rarity: Well, it's better to be सुरक्षित than sorry.
Rainbow Dash: Alright.
Flim & Flam: *Arrive in a Silverado towing a trailer. On the trailer is a speed boat. They get out of the truck to greet Applejack* Well well well, if it isn't Applejack....
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Source: mlp प्रशंसकों
added by FabulousChicken
Source: Equestria Daily
added by FabulousChicken
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to their police station. Captain Jefferson was expecting them.

Julia: There's the captain.
Tim: *Stops the car, and backs it into it's parking space* He must have some good news for us. *Stops in the parking space*
Captain Jefferson: *Watching Tim and Julia getting out of the car, and walking towards him*
Tim: *Walking with Julia to the Captain* हे Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard आप and some officers stopped the Low Riders.
Julia: Yes we did.
Captain Jefferson: That's great, but do me a favor.
Tim: Sure, anything.
Captain Jefferson: Try to stop your suspects without...
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Granny Smith: आप ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're आप doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of सूखी घास, घास from you? I forgot to stock up on खाना for Angel, and आप do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
added by Jade_23
Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 3, 1960
Location: Hitchcock, Saskatchewan
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Canadian Pacific

For a few days now, Metal Gloss has been working on the Canadian Pacific. She was having fun driving steam trains with Dike, and Highball.

Metal Gloss: *Stops the train in the yards*
Dike: *Blows the whistle for two seconds*
Highball: We've been working together really well.
Metal Gloss: I know. I प्यार it.
Douglas: *Arrives* Metal Gloss, how are things going?
Metal Gloss: Wonderful. I also wanted to thank आप for letting me live with you.
Douglas: My pleasure.
Dike: Why can't she sleep with one of...
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added by वींडवेकर्गाई430
Source: MLP
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword

Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, आप need to screw up और when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to आप buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll दिखाना an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, या just give आप the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: आप know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in इंद्रधनुष Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't आप just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? आप didn't really have to carry me....
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Please note..

This isn't like my other stories that involve creepy pastas.

This one is fully serious.

But still contains brutal violence and swearing.
So don't read it, if your sensitive to that stuff.

The point of this story is दिखा रहा है how it COULD of been written.

Instead of the twisted comedy it really was made into, with three brain dead fillies, and a horny psychopath.

This verison one has NO sex..

Sorry if आप were hoping for that.

But I'm not a friggin pervert.. :(

It's meant to be terrifying.

So, Be aware of that.

The story is inspired from Walking Dead NO SANCTUARY..

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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on सड़क, स्ट्रीट corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing अगला to Double Scoop*
Tom: और ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands अगला to...
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(Warning! This सूची contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another चोटी, शीर्ष list! Today, we're going over my चोटी, शीर्ष 5 least प्रिय characters in fiction. Enjoy!

#5: Kohta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)

These two are probably the most annoying ऐनीमे characters of all time. I understand that cousins marrying is normal in Japan, but eww! Also, even when facts are दिया to Kohta about Lucy and how she can't control her murderous side, he completely ignores them. Also, Yuka a is crying b**ch who doesn't help at all.

#4: Most New 52 हीरोस (DC)

I don't know what was going through DC's mind when they rebooted the unvierse,...
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