माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक Article: The first Shadowknight. Episode 1

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Long time पूर्व when Equestria wasn't connected yet there was one टट्टू that survived and was दिया a knight name even if was only an waiter in inn that was plotting on killing the princess. The story of creation of honorable name."

The first Shadowknight
Episode 1
"Freed द्वारा child."

Streets of Canterlot.
Dark age of Medieval.

Shadowknight - *sigh* why I'm the one that have to carry carrots...
टट्टू - The prices went up again...
टट्टू 2 - yeah no joke, we can't live with that.
टट्टू - Shut up आप don't even work, आप feed of your parents.
Shadowknight - Hm... I wonder if my father have problems with me like that... Eh... Can't be bothered...
Revolutionist - *drags princess in allay* finally I can kill you!
Shadowknight - hmm? Someone trying to kill younger princess... Occasion for some money! *grabs his dagger and runs up to revolutionist*
Revolutionist - huh? *turns to him*
Shadowknight - *stabs the Revolutionist* don't make me kill you...
*revolutionist runs away*
Shadowknight - Are आप okay younger princess?
Y.Princess - Hm? Yes! Hooray for my hero!
Shadowknight - *looks at sun* crap I'm late *runs to inn*
Y.Princess - Byeee Heroooo!
Shadowknight - *runs inside inn* Sorry I'm la-
Knight - Take his son too!
*they knock him out*
.
..
...
Shadowknight - *opens eyes* where... I am...
टट्टू - Traitor! Execute him!
Shadowknight - Oh... I was accused for being a traitor... Is it where I die... It's all your fault father...
Executioner - *grabs axe*
Princess - Look my sister this is how traitors end...
Y.Princess - Ohh... *walks up to Shadowknight* hm?
Executioner - ahm?
टट्टू - What is happening ...
Princess - Do आप know this traitor?
Y.Princess - How he is a traitor when he saved my life?
टट्टू - saved...
Princess - ...life?!

*30 मिनटों later the preparation room in castle*

Shadowknight - *sits on chair* *sigh* what is happening...
Maid - *opens doors* The princesses are calling.
Shadowknight - I लॉस्ट house now what can go wrong. *walks to सिंहासन room*
Princess - Kneel...
Shadowknight - I don't Kneel to Ponies I don't care about...
Princess - How da-
क्वीन - *stops her* I like his attitude. As आप know आप saved one of my daughters life.
Shadowknight - So?
Princess - She requested that आप will become all of her.
Shadowknight - What?
क्वीन - personal Butler, personal knight, her hero and her army leader.
Shadowknight - This 12 years old have army?!
Princess - Every princess have 100 Ponies.
Shadowknight - Ahh but I'm not royal nor I have noble blood.
क्वीन - That can be changed *puts hoof on his head* Under my ruling, I give आप privilages of Knight.
Shadowknight - Oh boy...
Maid - Wear this armor and दिखाना yourself to princesses bedroom.
*48 मिनटों later*
Shadowknight - *sigh* why me... Oh well... I can try *knocks*
Princess - Come in!
Shadowknight - *enters* greetings.
Y.Princess - The Heroooo is heeereee!
-some awkward silence later-
Princess - Then let's start with you.
Shadowknight - I'm Shadowknight, nothing interesting about me.
Princess - My name is Emerald, Princess Emerald. And this is younger sister Princess Pearl.
Pearl - Hi hero!
पन्ना - Just to say I don't accept filth like you.
Shadowknight - Hm...
??? - *enters room* my highness.
पन्ना - *blushes* एंजल what do आप want *smiles*
एंजल - I'm checking if you're o...k *looks at Shadowknight*
Shadowknight - huh?
एंजल - *glares*
Shadowknight - Hm...?
एंजल - So this is this "hero"
Shadowknight - He? I'm no hero... I'm just a knight... Now...
एंजल - Hmph...
Shadowknight - Have problem with that? *stoods up*
एंजल - Dont be so pushy या you'll die soon.
Shadowknight - Are आप threatening me?
एंजल - आप don't even have a sword with yourself now.
Shadowknight - Tch...
पन्ना - Shadowknight don't be rude to एंजल and apologise!
Shadowknight - Never... *walks away*
एंजल - *sigh* the हीरोस tournament is coming up do आप have a plan of fights?
पन्ना - Mhm, *looks at paper* huh... That must be a mistake...
एंजल - *looks at paper* Me VS Shadowknight!? Ugh... Too easy...

-Shadowknight room-

Shadowknight - *sigh* tournament and all, this is happening too fast... *looks at sword* a sword that was दिया to me द्वारा my father from prison. Let's see if I will be able to change it into my main wepon...

To be continued...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 3 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies* Die आप undead flesh addict! *Reloading the Olympia*
Applejack: *Throws a grenade which kills three zombies* Explosives make things so much easier.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two heads off of zombies with one bullet from her M14* I take your pain, I put my screw in it. Ggggggg, and I take it out! *Shoots the head off of another zombie*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade killing four zombies* आप exprode with honor!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two zombies with one shot from her Olympia, but only one zombie dies. She stabs the सेकंड zombie with her knife, killing...

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Just Be Me Episode 3 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was just a normal दिन in Ponyville. Rarity, Applejack, and इंद्रधनुष Dash went to the lake to try out a new sailboat the three of them built together.

Rainbow Dash: What are we waiting for? Let's get this thing into the water already.
Rarity: Now now, we must make sure everything is in order.
Applejack: But we already did that back at your botique.
Rarity: Well, it's better to be सुरक्षित than sorry.
Rainbow Dash: Alright.
Flim & Flam: *Arrive in a Silverado towing a trailer. On the trailer is a speed boat. They get out of the truck to greet Applejack* Well well well, if it isn't Applejack....

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Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia returned to their police station. Captain Jefferson was expecting them.

Julia: There's the captain.
Tim: *Stops the car, and backs it into it's parking space* He must have some good news for us. *Stops in the parking space*
Captain Jefferson: *Watching Tim and Julia getting out of the car, and walking towards him*
Tim: *Walking with Julia to the Captain* हे Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard आप and some officers stopped the Low Riders.
Julia: Yes we did.
Captain Jefferson: That's great, but do me a favor.
Tim: Sure, anything.
Captain Jefferson: Try to stop your suspects without...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 99 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 3, 1960
Location: Hitchcock, Saskatchewan
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Canadian Pacific

For a few days now, Metal Gloss has been working on the Canadian Pacific. She was having fun driving steam trains with Dike, and Highball.

Metal Gloss: *Stops the train in the yards*
Dike: *Blows the whistle for two seconds*
Highball: We've been working together really well.
Metal Gloss: I know. I प्यार it.
Douglas: *Arrives* Metal Gloss, how are things going?
Metal Gloss: Wonderful. I also wanted to thank आप for letting me live with you.
Douglas: My pleasure.
Dike: Why can't she sleep with one of...

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MLP/Anime

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On The Block Episode 25 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword

Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, आप need to screw up और when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to आप buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll दिखाना an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, या just give आप the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 95 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: आप know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in इंद्रधनुष Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't आप just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? आप didn't really have to carry me....

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I thought about it.. And I AM gonna post my Trixie's funhouse remake on this

posted by Canada24

Please note..

This isn't like my other stories that involve creepy pastas.

This one is fully serious.

But still contains brutal violence and swearing.
So don't read it, if your sensitive to that stuff.

The point of this story is दिखा रहा है how it COULD of been written.

Instead of the twisted comedy it really was made into, with three brain dead fillies, and a horny psychopath.

This verison one has NO sex..

Sorry if आप were hoping for that.

But I'm not a friggin pervert.. :(

It's meant to be terrifying.

So, Be aware of that.

The story is inspired from Walking Dead NO SANCTUARY..

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On The Block Episode 23 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on सड़क, स्ट्रीट corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing अगला to Double Scoop*
Tom: और ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands अगला to...

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Blondlionezel's चोटी, शीर्ष 5 Least-Favorite Characters in Fiction

posted by BlondLionEzel

(Warning! This सूची contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another चोटी, शीर्ष list! Today, we're going over my चोटी, शीर्ष 5 least प्रिय characters in fiction. Enjoy!

#5: Kohta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)

These two are probably the most annoying ऐनीमे characters of all time. I understand that cousins marrying is normal in Japan, but eww! Also, even when facts are दिया to Kohta about Lucy and how she can't control her murderous side, he completely ignores them. Also, Yuka a is crying b**ch who doesn't help at all.

#4: Most New 52 हीरोस (DC)

I don't know what was going through DC's mind when they rebooted the unvierse,...

On The Block Episode 19 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did आप get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2 ... PART 9

posted by Canada24

Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What आप doing here!?

Saten: I, I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, आप NEVER come to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go घर and take a bath.

Saten: I, I can walk आप home..

Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).

Saten: But I have to know... Do आप still प्यार me!?...