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posted by Canada24
LATER:

Inside Twilight's castle, Saten came in as he's part of the group now. Saved the main six और than once.

Saten: Hey, I'm here.

Twilight: Great sweetie.. Have आप happened to see Pinkie on your way here?

Saten: Last I saw her.. She was with my roommate.

Rarity: आप mean Derpy?

Saten: Yeah, her.. I'm sure Pinkie will arrive so-

Pinkie: (comes in).

Saten: There she is.

Pinkie: (still under the effects of the Marijuana) Duuude.

Twilight: What's with your eyes.

Pinkie: (stoned) Fine.. I'm fine, (stoned laugh).

Twilight: (to Saten) What did आप do to her?

Saten: Why think I did anything?

Pinkie: (stoned laughter).

Saten: See, she's fine.

Pinkie: (stoned) Sorry, I had trouble working my key to the castle.

Rarity: Darling, that's a leaf.

Pinkie: (stoned) Say.. What if.. Our whole universe.. Was just another leaf on God's tree... Mind blown!

Dash: ... Your high.

Pinkie: On life?.. Yes I am!

Dash: No, on weed.. I know the signs.. Shame on आप Saten.. Getting sweet little Pinkie on drugs.

Saten: Hey.. It was Derpy, I had nothing to do with it.

AJ: He's right.. Derpy is kind of a stoner.

FLASHBACK:

AJ: Derpy, I need आप to watch over AppleBloom.

Derpy: Sure.

(not long after).

AJ: हे Derpy I just thought I'd check on y- OH MY GOD!

Derpy: (stoned and in fetal position) Gov'ment came & took my baby!

END FLASHBACK:

LATER:

Everyone gathered around the their table, Pinkie is no longer under the drug effects, so everything is normal.

Twilight: Great! Everypony's here. Now I don't have to wait any longer to tell आप all the wonderful news! Somebody special is coming to visit Ponyville, and I need your help getting everything ready!

[main cast chattering, except Saten who's looking bored].

Twilight: It's...

Pinkie and Twilight both: Shining Armor and Princess Cadance!

Twilight: ... Yes, and they're coming—

Pinkie: Tomorrow!

Twilight: ... Yes, on the-

Pinkie: Friendship Express rather than the Crystal Empire train so as not to cause too much of a scene when they skip town to come visit? [squee]

Twilight: Uhh.. Yes.

Pinkie: Annnnnd?

Twilight: And, that's it.

Pinkie: Oh.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: Uh, how did आप know all that?

Pinkie: [nervous laugh] Uh... Pinkie Sense?

इंद्रधनुष Dash: So, आप कहा आप needed our help with something?

Twilight: Follow me.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: Sweet posters! Is that Smash Fortune?

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is! When Shining Armor कहा he wanted to come to the गढ़, महल and visit, I started collecting things he liked when he was a बछेड़ा as a surprise!

Pinkie: Surprise?! [nervous laugh]

Twilight: I've been so excited that it's been hard to keep it to myself!

Pinkie: [slightly muffled] I have no idea what that's like!

Fluttershy: Aww, look at the cute little ant farm!

Spike: And check out all these old comic books!

Twilight: Be careful! They're mint-in-bag!

Spike: [accidently blows it on fire] [nervous whistling]

Saten: What's this?

Twilight: This is Brutus Force. Shining Armor used to carry him around like his baby!

Pinkie: Yeah! [nervous laugh] Really cute! [nervous laugh]

Rarity: It is a bit juvenile for गढ़, महल décor, but it is very sweet of you.

Fluttershy: I'm sure Shining Armor will प्यार it.

Twilight: Me, too. But there's a few और things I'd like to add before he gets here, and I could really use a hoof collecting them. Applejack: Whatever आप need, sugarcube, we'll help आप get it.

Rest of main cast sans Twilight: [various agreements]

Twilight: Thanks, everybody! I just can't wait 'til they walk in and see everything!

इंद्रधनुष Dash: Totally understandable. Watching sombody else be surprised with something is almost better than being the one who's getting the surprise!

Pinkie: But... eh... what if the surprise is something so incredibly exciting that a टट्टू can't keep it in any longer, and she has to tell the टट्टू standing अगला to her what it is या she might explode?!

Fluttershy: I would say... no.

Rarity: The टट्टू who ruins a surprise for somepony else has to live with that guilt forever!

Pinkie: [nervous laugh] Gotta bounce! [pinball noises] [crash]

इंद्रधनुष Dash: So, I know the bar is set pretty high, but does anybody else think Pinkie Pie was अभिनय weirder than usual?
Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are आप waiting for? Stab me if आप can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are आप doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, आप are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR फ्रेंड्स but i forgive आप now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed आप to do आप need any help dashy"
"ya can आप um(looks aroud) can आप clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back आप must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE आप SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are आप okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do आप have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do आप need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he कहा he was. Later, Score introduced her फ्रेंड्स to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, लेखन another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made द्वारा Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This दिखाना was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful दिन in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have आप done?
Pete: You're...
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Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told आप that आप should......
Spike:Oh,why the सूखी घास, घास don't आप stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get आप a mice hole,for आप to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if आप want,I can give आप a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what आप are passing!Do आप have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as आप want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Equestrians Ponies discovered new type of magic used in swordplay. Some Ponies would born with natural power of wielding a powerful magic that was connected with wepons called fragments. There are a lot of fragments - the most Rare are Fragment of Darkness and Fragment of Light. This power is used against demon ponies that was waken up from they sleep after finding this powerful magic. Till this दिन this magic is mastered in Canterlot Magic Academy. The story will follow one टट्टू that met a lot of bad and good things on his way to become a hero.



Teacher - We will be having a new student today...
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Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't आप the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings आप here?.. All out of डोनट in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then आप might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do आप want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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This story may contain Black Comedy (the type of comedy Dead Rising uses).
So, be aware of that..

Guest staring..

Mary Sue - SeantheHedgehog.. I would give a picture at the end, but I sadly can't. I don't have a lap top,,


Big Mac was holding the crusaders hostage, but at one point had thoughts of guilt..
Scoot: (unfortunately ruining the guilt) So Big Mac... Dose your mother no your gay?
Big Mac: What!? No!
Crusaders: (all laughing) She dosen't know!
Big Mac: (getting annoyed) No.. I meant. No. I'm not gay.. Not.. No my mother Dosen't know I'm gay!
Sweetie Belle: No. It's cool.. इंद्रधनुष Dash is also...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

As some of आप already know, some ponies despise going to school. Some of those ponies, are all the ones in Ms. Schultz's class.

Sunny: Geez, why do आप always give us hard questions?
Gary: I got something hard, but I think you'll like it.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Lauren: These सवालों are so difficult!
Ms. Schultz: Complaining will not help.
Brianna: Sure it will. If we continue complaining for a certain amount of time, you'll...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!