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At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd आप do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money और then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting आप be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did आप do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. आप changed my voice man!
Celestia: अगला time, I'll take your wings away.
Royal Guard: Princess, इंद्रधनुष Dash is arriving with a grey hedgehog.
Celestia: Who could she be with?
Twilight Sparkle: Man I know that hedgehog. He's Sean. Met him at Rarity's boutique.
Celestia: Can we trust him?
Royal Guard: She seems okay. They must be friends.

और then फ्रेंड्स actually.

Sean: *Stops the car in front of Twilight's castle*
Royal Guards: *Standing at the front entrance* Who are you?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: It's okay, he's with me. Is Twilight here?
Royal Guard: चोटी, शीर्ष floor. She's with Celestia, and Luna.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Oh good. *Walks into the castle*
Sean: *Follows इंद्रधनुष Dash*
Royal Guard 98: *Running with bullets in his armor*
Royal Guard: What happened to you?
Royal Guard 98: Those humans Pinkie Pie mentioned. They kidnapped several ponies including Applejack, and Fluttershy. I saw them, and they nearly killed me.
Royal Guard: Is Pinkie Pie alright?
Royal Guard 98: She's सुरक्षित in Sugarcube Corner.
Royal Guard: Inform the princess right away.
Royal Guard 98: *Runs into the castle*

On the चोटी, शीर्ष floor of the castle.

Twilight: *Sees Sean arrive with इंद्रधनुष Dash* Dash, nice of आप to stop द्वारा with Sean man. आप two can tell Princess Celestia to give me back my normal voice!
Sean: What happened?
Twilight: I took money from Pinkie Pie man, and she's punishing me for it.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप mean आप चुरा लिया it?
Twilight: Man I didn't steal nothing!
Celestia: Then how do आप explain the two grand on your dresser, that's also missing from Sugarcube Corner?
Twilight: Just a coincidence man.
Luna: We even got a video of आप stealing the money.
Royal Guard 98: *Arrives* Excuse me princesses. I don't mean to interrupt, but the humans Pinkie warned us about have attacked our town, and taken several ponies hostage.
Celestia: Where's Pinkie?
Royal Guard 98: Hiding in Sugarcube Corner, but the humans have Applejack, and Fluttershy, along with other ponies.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Oh no.
Sean: Eggman! Let's go!
Celestia: Who's that?
Sean: I'll explain on the way. *Points to the 98th Royal Guard* You, tell me where आप found them!
Royal Guard 98: They've taken over Sweet सेब Acres, and some of their soldiers have also taken control of some houses nearby.
Sean: Let's go everyone, we have no time to waste!

Everyone left Twilight's castle, on their way to Sugarcube Corner, to save the ponies taken hostage.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. आप stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because आप called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got आप covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the सूँ ढ, ट्रंक of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if आप don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens सूँ ढ, ट्रंक door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, आप got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. आप have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One दिन at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking द्वारा the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...
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 Wayne
Wayne
We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake किनारा, शोर Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have आप worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...
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Equestria. Have आप ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, आप are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, या evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, या send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered द्वारा steam....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful दिन in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering और ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: आप really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot आप in the arm! Why aren't आप bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.


SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who आप calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot द्वारा a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED
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Source: derpibooru
posted by Canada24
Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...


9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red टट्टू falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H हे बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are आप drunk या something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* आप really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...
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Source: EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see आप again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did आप start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a बादल of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real फ्रेंड्स don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and और time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...
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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: आप got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned द्वारा two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than आप my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of आप to say Burt.
Bob: So what do आप plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely हटाइए back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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Pinkie Pie:

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...

Pinkie Pie:

The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...

Rarity: She is.

Pinkie Pie:

I'd hide under my तकिया
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie कहा that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?

Pinkie Pie:

She said, "Pinkie, आप gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt आप
Just laugh to make them disappear."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ponies: *gasp*

Pinkie Pie:

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Frank Pollanchio
Frank Pollanchio
A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.

Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: आप want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best टट्टू we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something आप got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well आप can't just stop him, and arrest him. आप got to be creative. There's a reason...
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posted by Canada24
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger कहा evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded द्वारा biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered द्वारा this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather या not she REALLY thought it was funny, या was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
posted by Canada24
"YOUR NOT FUCKIN TOUCHING HER!" Dash screamed, with और anger than she ever felt in her life.

"Yeah! Stay back!" Spike added, getting into a fighting stand.

Scootaloo was pulled closer behind them, द्वारा Dash's tail.

"Give me a break आप two, your outnumbered" Ganger replied.

"I don't care! Your not getting my sister!" Cried an, still raged, इंद्रधनुष Dash.

"Give it up lady, don't make me hurt you" Ganger warned.

"NEVER!" Dash screamed.

"Very well.. ATTACK!" Ganger cried, and with that, al, the changelings started zipping down towards them.

Thinking fast, Dash grabbed Spike and used him as a flameflower,...
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