माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक Article: On The Block Episode 23 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed द्वारा any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: हे yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell द्वारा your username.
1Indian1: No आप couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what आप do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees 1Indian1 going up stairs. He runs toward him, and melees him*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Fox335: I'm pretty sure आप told me to melee you.
1Indian1: No I didn't! Are आप deaf stupid?!
Fox335: Uh, you're stupid for forgetting what आप told me to do.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later in the match

1Indian1: हे listen, if आप guys let me win, I'll give आप all hacks to play Forza Motorsports on your playstation.
Fox335: *Melees 1Indian1*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Dararararararararararara!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: You! Leave dis lobby right now! आप gonna run around demoting me, leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Oh yo yo yo yo yo! now you're making me mad. Leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: Nah, I kinda like it in here.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: If आप demote me one और time....
Kadillack: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox335: It wasn't me, so आप can't get mad at me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Goddamnit!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*

After the match, three players left, so it was just Fox, 1Indian1, and Kadillack. They had to wait for और players to join.

1Indian1: Okay, since we're the only three left in this lobby, I wanna rap to you.
Kadillack: *Uninterested* Can't wait.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Broke up with my ex-girl, here's her number. Psych, dat's the wrong number.
Fox335: *Pretending to be excited* Wow, he rhymed number with number!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: He's better then Eminem!
1Indian1: Okay, here's my अगला rap. 24, 31, that's the पासवर्ड to my phone. Psych!
Fox335: आप do realize आप have to rhyme in raps, right?
1Indian1: Shut up, here's my अगला one. I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, here comes the weazel, I'm hotter then a beetle!
Fox335: Weazel, and beetle don't rhyme.
1Indian1: Yes they do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: Are आप retarded? They don't rhyme at all.
1Indian1: Whatever, I'm out of here. *Leaves the lobby*
Fox335 & Kadillack: *Laughing*
Fox335: That was the dumbest guy I ever met!
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up अगला is The Movie Studio

Ponies On The Rails Episode 73 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 2, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:02 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole's first job for the दिन was to drive a freight train northbound to Laramie, but she had twenty मिनटों until it was time for her to start her journey.

Nicole: *Walks into desert field*
Mexican Ponies: *Playing guitar, and maraca*
Ike: Good morning my special somepony. We have set up some targets for you.
Mirage: And we'd like to reward आप with this. *Gives Nicole a Tommygun* Specially modified to hold 100 bullets in the round drum.
Nicole: *Shooting targets*
Ike: That's the way Nicole. If आप shoot S.C....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 73 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 1, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming, the train station
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Wilson: *Driving a passenger, and stops at the station*
Ponies: *Getting out of train*
Nicole: *Walks out of train, and goes to Pete's office*
Pete: *Opens his door* Welcome back Nicole.
Nicole: Thank you.
Pete: Now as you're probably aware, this section of the Union Pacific is crawling with gangsters. They try to derail the trains in order to get either money from passengers, या things they really want from freight trains. You've got to be careful, and remember, there's a shotgun under...

MAPLEQUEST 2

posted by TotalDramaFan60

मेपल looked out at the तालिका, टेबल and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" मेपल asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. मेपल looked where Gummy was, right द्वारा her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" मेपल asked. She looked around and then the रसोई, रसोईघर caught on fire. मेपल gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. या at least, for Maple.

Sonic Sunbeam

added by bluefire700

Source: I drew this and made up Spectra Dash.

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On The Block Episode 8 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are फ्रेंड्स live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I कहा last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick नितंब, गधा with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring...

Candy-Heart's Bio

posted by SpiritTheCat

Name: Candy-Heart

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Race: Earth-Pony

Born: Manehatten

Lives: Manehatten, briefly lived in Ponyville

Works: At A Bakery Called "Clumsily Candied"

Cutie-Mark: A dripping, candied दिल on a stick with a bite taken out of it. (Representing the 'heart' she puts into her cooking)

Talent: Baking हलवाई की दुकान, कन्फेक्शनरी goods, specializing in toffees

Personality:
Candy-Heart is very sweet and generous; often baking for others and not for bits. Because of this, she often runs into money problems due to her poor financing. Even so, her money problems do not last long since ponies tend to pay her good...

On The Block Episode 7 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are फ्रेंड्स live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 72 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:14 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut was driving a passenger train into Portland. द्वारा the time he got there, the stationmaster had a message for him.

Stationmaster: One of Nikki's coaches came off the rails. We need आप to get a breakdown train, and help her out.
Donut: I just got here! *Sighs* Where is her train?
Stationmaster: Reno Neighvada.
Donut: That's too far away!!

But Donut had no choice. He had to help out with Nikki's train. The derailed coach was in the middle of the train.

Donut: *Stops breakdown train अगला to Nikki's train*
Worker...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 72 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nancy

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 72: Work Before Pleasure
Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific...

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On The Block Episode 6 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis

Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony:...

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On The Block Episode 6 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.

Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain...

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Saten Twist Adventures. Episode 10.. PART 3

posted by Canada24

(This is the सेकंड time, the series will have a breakout character.. this time the character will be MASTER SWORD).

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?
Derpy: What's the big deal?
Saten: He's nuts. Don't आप remember when I first met him.

CUTAWAY:
Saten: (a साल या two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner of this business?
Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought आप were the...

Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye, and Stylo's passenger train is to the right

Song: link

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
7:30 AM

Narrator: It was a nice morning in Cheyenne. Snowflake was telling everypony what to do in the trainyard. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for passengers to get aboard their train. Gordon was.... *Stops music, and looks at Gordon's house* Sleeping?! Gordon, get up! आप overslept!
Gordon: What the fuck are आप talking about?
Narrator: It's past 7 AM. You're supposed to be working!
Gordon: Well, that's what I get for listening to Elvis Presley all night last night. I stayed up until midnight. *Gets out of house, and teleports to trainstation* I made...

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Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE सूखी घास, घास IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat

Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)

Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see फ्रोज़न for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. आप can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments

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The M.C.C

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At a classic car दिखाना in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting द्वारा his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting द्वारा his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, या आप will be killed द्वारा a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have आप been? आप almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan:...

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TDF's (belated) Countdown to Nightmare Night: दिन 4/Cuatro/Four

posted by TotalDramaFan60

संगीत Monday!
Today, we're going to share what, if we did, songs would be on our playlist! I'll share mine first.
1. Simpsons Theme
2. Gracie Films Theme Extended
3. इंद्रधनुष Rocks
4. Better than Ever
5. Battle of the Bands
6. Under our Spell
7. Tricks up my Sleeve
8. Welcome to the Show
9. Shine like Rainbows
10. AwkwardMarina's I like Ponies
11. AwkwardMarina's How to become a Brony Musician
12. Popipo - Hatsune Miku
13. My Little CanCan
14. Night of Nights - Touhou
15. Bad Apple!!! - Touhou
16. Bad Harmony
17. U.N Owen was Her? - Flandre Scarlet's Theme - Touhou
18. Fighting is Magic - Twilight Sparkle's Theme...

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"Simple Ways" Review

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a टट्टू named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...

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हैलोवीन Fanfictions

posted by Seanthehedgehog

हैलोवीन is getting close. To celebrate for this occasion, I'd like to share two MLP fanfictions to read that are related to Halloween, and scary things in general.

Pinkie's Ghost: link

When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, इंद्रधनुष Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at इंद्रधनुष Dash, and it proves to be very successful.

The Nightmare Before Christmas: link

Created द्वारा me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.

Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 69 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

New logo for P.O.T.R

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Episode 69: Jinxed
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time:...

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Canterlot High School, in the टट्टू world, not that Equestria Girls crap.

Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay anypony, today we will be learning about-
James: How our school is going down the drain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why do आप think it's going down the drain?
James: I'm not sure if आप noticed, but this is a high school. I've seen students that are under the age of ten. Who the hell would run a school like that?!
Audience: *Laughing*...