Tom: Okay everypony, आप know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!
---
Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our अगला episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes सेब from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple* This ain't right!
---
Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: Hello. आप have won free tickets to a luxury cruise around the atlantic ocean.
Tom: *Laughs* Cut.
Take 2
Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: This is the IRS. We're taking $100,000 out of your bank account.
Tom: What for?
IRS Pony: For paying your taxes.
Tom: Wait a minute. You're stealing my money, because I payed my taxes? What is the matter with आप idiots?! Your organization is run द्वारा a bunch of retards!
---
Derpy: *Shouts very loud*
Celestia: Cut....
Take 2
Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and flies onto the moon*
Everyone laughed at this.
---
Twilight: I searched other dimensions, but only found some coal. It was useless for me, so I gave it to Derpy.
Harry: What do आप think she'll do with it?
Twilight: Knowing her, she'll probably think the pieces of coal are muffins, and eat them.
Derpy: *Returns with the coal* I changed my mind. I don't want this.
Everyone laughed at Derpy
---
Derpy: *Enters the office*
Celestia: *Mumbling to herself* if i have to see this idiot one और time...
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Go ahead, and ask me how my दिन went. I promise not to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: How did-
Derpy then turned into Thomas The Tank Engine, and started going around Celestia's गढ़, महल at a high rate of speed with this song playing: link
Set the speed to 2 once आप get the song started
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Watching Derpy* Not again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Crashes into a wall, and falls onto a train track. She goes to ponyville at over 100 miles an hour*
---
Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tae- *Laughs* This'll take a while to get right.
Take 2
Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's चाय time al- *sneezes* Damn, I was doing so good.
Take 3
Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's चाय time already?
Director: Cut, and print.
Mitchell: I actually got it right? *Acts like Napoleon Dynamite* Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your पियानो nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be और careful, या else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what आप mean, and I'll get it done. How much will आप pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and ten blowjobs for free.
Mercury: *Gets too excited, and passes out*
Marisa: *Laughs* Too much.
Director: How about just the one grand?
Marisa: Not enough.
Director: Don't turn into चित्र Finish, please!
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Audience: Blooper time!!!!
---
Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our अगला episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes सेब from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple* This ain't right!
---
Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: Hello. आप have won free tickets to a luxury cruise around the atlantic ocean.
Tom: *Laughs* Cut.
Take 2
Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: This is the IRS. We're taking $100,000 out of your bank account.
Tom: What for?
IRS Pony: For paying your taxes.
Tom: Wait a minute. You're stealing my money, because I payed my taxes? What is the matter with आप idiots?! Your organization is run द्वारा a bunch of retards!
---
Derpy: *Shouts very loud*
Celestia: Cut....
Take 2
Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and flies onto the moon*
Everyone laughed at this.
---
Twilight: I searched other dimensions, but only found some coal. It was useless for me, so I gave it to Derpy.
Harry: What do आप think she'll do with it?
Twilight: Knowing her, she'll probably think the pieces of coal are muffins, and eat them.
Derpy: *Returns with the coal* I changed my mind. I don't want this.
Everyone laughed at Derpy
---
Derpy: *Enters the office*
Celestia: *Mumbling to herself* if i have to see this idiot one और time...
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Go ahead, and ask me how my दिन went. I promise not to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: How did-
Derpy then turned into Thomas The Tank Engine, and started going around Celestia's गढ़, महल at a high rate of speed with this song playing: link
Set the speed to 2 once आप get the song started
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Watching Derpy* Not again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Crashes into a wall, and falls onto a train track. She goes to ponyville at over 100 miles an hour*
---
Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tae- *Laughs* This'll take a while to get right.
Take 2
Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's चाय time al- *sneezes* Damn, I was doing so good.
Take 3
Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's चाय time already?
Director: Cut, and print.
Mitchell: I actually got it right? *Acts like Napoleon Dynamite* Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your पियानो nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be और careful, या else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what आप mean, and I'll get it done. How much will आप pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and ten blowjobs for free.
Mercury: *Gets too excited, and passes out*
Marisa: *Laughs* Too much.
Director: How about just the one grand?
Marisa: Not enough.
Director: Don't turn into चित्र Finish, please!
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Franklin
Ice Drop
Once, in a land, called Equetsria, there was a टट्टू named Twilight Sparkle. She was a small Unicorn, and she loved to figure out what magic meant. She forever longed for a pet, and she's on different quests, to, find a pet, and venture out to see what magic means. Night Light and Twilight Velvet are sure, that Twilight can do this. They also say, if she finds one, she can get a pet! She tells Night and Twilight that she can't do this without a pet. She says it's impossible! Obviously, Night and Twilight don't believe her, but they know they should trust their daughter, so before Twilight goes out on her trip, Night and Twilight have to ground her (Nicely!) So they can plan who they're going to get for a pet and what they're going to name him. (I say him because Twilight says she needs a male pet)
