Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the महीना is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, वींडवेकर्गाई430 is responsible for making bad नितंब, गधा reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.
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भेड़िया Of Trottingham: आप won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
भेड़िया Of Trottingham: आप won't get away, because Prince John is here...
Prince John: *Walks in with Maiden Marianne as hostage*
भेड़िया Of Trottingham: With the प्यार of your life.
Tom: Nice try, but Prince John is actually...
Mortomis: *Takes off his Prince John costume*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wrong actor!!
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Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: आप murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Chuck Norris does that.
Sean: NO ONE GIVES A F*CK ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: आप murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Saten Twist does that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: आप bought a gun.
Mortomis: No. I already got twelve of those.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: आप चुरा लिया a Cadillac?
Mortomis: Close, I चुरा लिया a Bugatti. *Sings* I woke up in a new bugatti.
Director: Cut!
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Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay आप $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a मिनट Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: आप ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years या so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when आप first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then आप barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick three times, but it doens't break* येशु christ!
Audience: *Laughing*
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Director Nick: Good. *Goes behind the camera, and talks in a megaphone* And action!!
The band played this song: link
Tobias: *Goes down the पहाड़ी, हिल in his car*
Louis: *Running down the पहाड़ी, हिल as fast as he can*
Director Nick: Good, good. Tobias, slow down once आप get close to the Railroad crossing, then turn left.
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Director Nick: Fantastic. Louis, get in that car.
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door, but falls down* It's a blooper inside a blooper!
Everyone started to laugh.
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Director Nick: Alright, we're gonna do this just like we did yesterday, minus the falling off the car.
Audience: *Light laughing*
Louis: Do I have any lines this time?
Director Nick: What did I just say? We're doing this just like we did yesterday, and yesterday, aw f**k I forgot my line.
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Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket* I am now going to make a copy of the one hundred dollar bill I recieved. *Pulls out seven one hundred dollar bills* Shit, that's too many!
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Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that आप know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your कुकीज़ will double.
Saten Twist: *Runs away with the cookies*
The End
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the महीना is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, वींडवेकर्गाई430 is responsible for making bad नितंब, गधा reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.
--
भेड़िया Of Trottingham: आप won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
भेड़िया Of Trottingham: आप won't get away, because Prince John is here...
Prince John: *Walks in with Maiden Marianne as hostage*
भेड़िया Of Trottingham: With the प्यार of your life.
Tom: Nice try, but Prince John is actually...
Mortomis: *Takes off his Prince John costume*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wrong actor!!
---
Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: आप murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Chuck Norris does that.
Sean: NO ONE GIVES A F*CK ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: आप murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Saten Twist does that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: आप bought a gun.
Mortomis: No. I already got twelve of those.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: आप चुरा लिया a Cadillac?
Mortomis: Close, I चुरा लिया a Bugatti. *Sings* I woke up in a new bugatti.
Director: Cut!
---
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay आप $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a मिनट Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: आप ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years या so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when आप first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then आप barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick three times, but it doens't break* येशु christ!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Director Nick: Good. *Goes behind the camera, and talks in a megaphone* And action!!
The band played this song: link
Tobias: *Goes down the पहाड़ी, हिल in his car*
Louis: *Running down the पहाड़ी, हिल as fast as he can*
Director Nick: Good, good. Tobias, slow down once आप get close to the Railroad crossing, then turn left.
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Director Nick: Fantastic. Louis, get in that car.
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door, but falls down* It's a blooper inside a blooper!
Everyone started to laugh.
---
Director Nick: Alright, we're gonna do this just like we did yesterday, minus the falling off the car.
Audience: *Light laughing*
Louis: Do I have any lines this time?
Director Nick: What did I just say? We're doing this just like we did yesterday, and yesterday, aw f**k I forgot my line.
---
Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket* I am now going to make a copy of the one hundred dollar bill I recieved. *Pulls out seven one hundred dollar bills* Shit, that's too many!
---
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that आप know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your कुकीज़ will double.
Saten Twist: *Runs away with the cookies*
The End
#5: CANADIANS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICANS:
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..
#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(
#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..
#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..
#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.