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The rest of this episode has been recorded in black, and white.

"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." कहा Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."

The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."

Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"

"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.

"I'd appreciate it if आप didn't say that word ever again." कहा Alex.

"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"

The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.

"Okay," कहा Alex, "In सेकंड place with negative $82,400 is Rarity, the element of generosity."

Cheering could be heard as Rarity started to speak.

"I hope आप don't mind me bringing my cat here, she just gets very lonely without me."

"That's... Fine." कहा Alex, "And finally, Sean the hedgehog is here with negative $120,000, a new jeopardy record."

The audience laughed, and cheered at the same time.

"Stick it up your नितंब, गधा Alex, या better yet, let me stick it up your grand daughter's ass!" Shouted the hedgehog.

और laughter was heard, and Alex was embarrased, "Let's just हटाइए onto double jeopardy. The categories are...."

Potent Potables
How many eyes do आप have?
The letter that comes after B
Automatic points

"That's where आप automatically get points for buzzing in." informed Alex.

As the audience laughed, Alex continued on with the categories.

Superheroes that are also Captains
US/Japan Relationships
And finally, videogames द्वारा Nintendo

The audience laughed again. When they stopped, Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."

The white unicorn replied द्वारा saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.

"How many eyes do आप have for 400. Good choice." कहा Alex.

As the audience laughed, Alex said, "And the answer is, this is how many eyes आप have."

Sean buzzed in.

"Sean?" Asked Alex.

"I don't know about yours, but your grand daughter has one that looks nice, and big."

The audience laughed once again.

"That's eyes, not ass." Replied Alex.

Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"

The audience started cheering, and shouted me! Once the noise died down, Alex said, "The correct answer was two. आप have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will आप pick a category?"

The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"

This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."

और laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"

"Let's just go with Automatic points for 1,000." Replied Alex, and the audience let और laughter come out of their mouths. "As I कहा earlier, all आप have to do is ring your buzzer, and आप automatically get 1,000 points, hence the name of the category."

However, no one rang in, and the audience laughed while clapping.

"You are all idiots." कहा Alex, "Sean, why don't आप pick a category?"

"I'll take US/Jap Relations for 600." कहा Sean. The word jap is offensive, and made the audience laugh.

"If you're trying to recreate Pearl Harbor, आप might succeed." कहा Alex in a disgusted tone. और laughter came from the audience, and Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with जापान in 1945."

Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! ऐनीमे porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.

"I can't deal with this anymore, final jeopardy." कहा Alex. "The category is your प्रिय letter in the alphabet."

As the audience laughed, Alex continued to speak, "There are twenty six letters आप can choose from. Just go for whichever one आप want. It could be an A, या a B. या how about a C?" The audience laughed again, and Alex said, "I have a feeling आप three will get this right, but just in case, I'm going to have my hooves crossed."

The timer rang, and they were out of time.

"Okay, let's see what आप wrote down." कहा Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, आप wrote down, the letter N. आप wagered, igga."

The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.

"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing और laughter to come from the audience.

"Right." कहा Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."

The audience laughed, and cheered.

"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped, and Alex said, "I hope आप die."

As the audience laughed, Alex walked over to Sean's board. "Mr. The Hedgehog, आप wrote down, the letter F."

"I sure did. आप did tell us to write down our प्रिय letter."

"Fantastic. आप did very well." कहा Alex, "Let's see your wager."

The wager was shown, but Alex looked uncomfortable looking at it. Laughter, clapping, cheering, and whistling was heard from the audience. "You just had to write that down."

"I could say it out loud." कहा Sean. The audience laughed, and Alex said, "Show's over. Goodnight, and merry Christmas."

The End
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LIFE OF STYLO
--Act III--

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