As I walked back घर with my फ्रेंड्स Flick, and Schwartz (with Randy following behind us) four hooves were seen behind a fence.
Schwartz: Boy. Did आप see how it stuck?
Ralphie: Did it hurt Flick?
Flick: Nah. I barely felt a thing, but these bandages need to stay on my tongue.
Schwartz: आप sure were bawling.
Flick: I never bawled.
Schwartz: Ah, baloney.
??: *Laughing*
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Stop walking, and slowly turn around*
Scut: *Sticks his head out from behind fence, and continues laughing*
Ralphie: Scut Farcus.
Scut Farcus! What a rotten name.
Scut: *Pushes Randy onto ground*
We were trapped. There he stood, between us and the alley. Scut Farkus staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So, help me, God! Yellow eyes!
Scut: *Shouts*
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Screaming, while running to garage. They start to climb up*
Grover: *Pops up through hole in garage* RAHHH!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Running back to Scut while screaming*
Grover Dill!! Farcus' creepy little toady. He was mean, rotten. His lips curled over his green teeth! Randy laid there like a slug. It was his only form of self defense.
Scut: *Grabs Schwartz*
Schwartz: AH!!
Ralphie, and Flick: *Standing अगला to Randy*
Scut: Say uncle!
Schwartz: Uncle!!
Scut: A little louder.
Schwartz: Uncle!!
Scut: Louder!
Schwartz: UNCLE!!!!!!!!
Scut: *Pushes Schwartz towards Ralphie*
In our world, आप were either a bully, a toady, या a nameless सूची of victims.
Grover: Alright. Who's next?
Randy: *Stands up*
Grover: Rah!!
Ralphie, Randy, Flick, and Schwartz: *Running away*
Scut: *Laughing*
Grover: *Laughing, and lightly punches Scut*
Scut: *Lightly punches Grover, and laughes*
Grover: *Punches Scut, and laughs*
Scut: *Punches Grover*
Grover: Ow. Man!
In the jungles of kid-dom, the mind changes gears rapidly. Weeks ago, I have sent for a secret decoder pin from Little Orphan Annie.
Ralphie: *Checks mailbox, and sees it empty*
Oh, scumped again. No matter, today I had serious work to do.
Ralphie: *Looks at theme* What I want for Christmas. What I want for क्रिस्मस is an official Red Ryder, काबैन, कार्बाइन action, two-hundred shot range model air राइफल with a compass on the stock. Boy, that's great. I think everypony should get one. They would make a really great क्रिस्मस present. I don't think that a football would make a very good क्रिस्मस present.
Ah, perfection at it's finest.
Dad: *Pulling into driveway, and honks horn nine times. He gets out of the car with a telegram* It's coming tonight tonight tonight!
Dogs: *Arrive*
Dad: No! Get out of here!!
Ralphie: *Looks out bedroom window*
Aha, the bumpus hounds. Da da da da, da da! Our hillbilly neighbors had at least seven hundred, and eighty five smelly hound dogs.
Dogs: *Walking through house*
Dad: No! Get of here!! हे Bumpuses, come get your कुत्ता here!!!!
Dogs: *Getting out of house*
Dad: हे honey, get over here!
Ralphie: *Walks downstairs*
Mother: *Arrives* What? What? What is it?
Dad: A major prize, a major prize! I won, I won, I won! Look at this. *Shows telegram* Western Union Telegram. Tonight! Tonight! It's coming Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! Hot Damn, Tonight!
Mother: What does this mean here?
Dad: It means it's coming tonight. *Hears scratching noise at door. He goes to it, and opens it* Go on, get out of here आप dogs! *Closes door on dog's ear*
Dog: *Whimpering loudly*
Dad: आप know what it could be? It could be the fifty thousand bucks I mentioned earlier today. *Opens door*
Dog: *Walks away*
Dad: Serves आप right आप smelly bugger! *Closes door* Or, it could be a bowling alley. I always wanted one of those!
Mother: How are they gonna deliver a bowling alley here द्वारा tonight?
Dad: Well... आप know I was just teasing. I wasn't really expecting a bowling alley.. *Pats Ralphie on the shoulder* What do आप say we eat dinner? I'm starving.
Ralphie: *Shakes head yes*
2 B Continued
Schwartz: Boy. Did आप see how it stuck?
Ralphie: Did it hurt Flick?
Flick: Nah. I barely felt a thing, but these bandages need to stay on my tongue.
Schwartz: आप sure were bawling.
Flick: I never bawled.
Schwartz: Ah, baloney.
??: *Laughing*
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Stop walking, and slowly turn around*
Scut: *Sticks his head out from behind fence, and continues laughing*
Ralphie: Scut Farcus.
Scut Farcus! What a rotten name.
Scut: *Pushes Randy onto ground*
We were trapped. There he stood, between us and the alley. Scut Farkus staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So, help me, God! Yellow eyes!
Scut: *Shouts*
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Screaming, while running to garage. They start to climb up*
Grover: *Pops up through hole in garage* RAHHH!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Running back to Scut while screaming*
Grover Dill!! Farcus' creepy little toady. He was mean, rotten. His lips curled over his green teeth! Randy laid there like a slug. It was his only form of self defense.
Scut: *Grabs Schwartz*
Schwartz: AH!!
Ralphie, and Flick: *Standing अगला to Randy*
Scut: Say uncle!
Schwartz: Uncle!!
Scut: A little louder.
Schwartz: Uncle!!
Scut: Louder!
Schwartz: UNCLE!!!!!!!!
Scut: *Pushes Schwartz towards Ralphie*
In our world, आप were either a bully, a toady, या a nameless सूची of victims.
Grover: Alright. Who's next?
Randy: *Stands up*
Grover: Rah!!
Ralphie, Randy, Flick, and Schwartz: *Running away*
Scut: *Laughing*
Grover: *Laughing, and lightly punches Scut*
Scut: *Lightly punches Grover, and laughes*
Grover: *Punches Scut, and laughs*
Scut: *Punches Grover*
Grover: Ow. Man!
In the jungles of kid-dom, the mind changes gears rapidly. Weeks ago, I have sent for a secret decoder pin from Little Orphan Annie.
Ralphie: *Checks mailbox, and sees it empty*
Oh, scumped again. No matter, today I had serious work to do.
Ralphie: *Looks at theme* What I want for Christmas. What I want for क्रिस्मस is an official Red Ryder, काबैन, कार्बाइन action, two-hundred shot range model air राइफल with a compass on the stock. Boy, that's great. I think everypony should get one. They would make a really great क्रिस्मस present. I don't think that a football would make a very good क्रिस्मस present.
Ah, perfection at it's finest.
Dad: *Pulling into driveway, and honks horn nine times. He gets out of the car with a telegram* It's coming tonight tonight tonight!
Dogs: *Arrive*
Dad: No! Get out of here!!
Ralphie: *Looks out bedroom window*
Aha, the bumpus hounds. Da da da da, da da! Our hillbilly neighbors had at least seven hundred, and eighty five smelly hound dogs.
Dogs: *Walking through house*
Dad: No! Get of here!! हे Bumpuses, come get your कुत्ता here!!!!
Dogs: *Getting out of house*
Dad: हे honey, get over here!
Ralphie: *Walks downstairs*
Mother: *Arrives* What? What? What is it?
Dad: A major prize, a major prize! I won, I won, I won! Look at this. *Shows telegram* Western Union Telegram. Tonight! Tonight! It's coming Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! Hot Damn, Tonight!
Mother: What does this mean here?
Dad: It means it's coming tonight. *Hears scratching noise at door. He goes to it, and opens it* Go on, get out of here आप dogs! *Closes door on dog's ear*
Dog: *Whimpering loudly*
Dad: आप know what it could be? It could be the fifty thousand bucks I mentioned earlier today. *Opens door*
Dog: *Walks away*
Dad: Serves आप right आप smelly bugger! *Closes door* Or, it could be a bowling alley. I always wanted one of those!
Mother: How are they gonna deliver a bowling alley here द्वारा tonight?
Dad: Well... आप know I was just teasing. I wasn't really expecting a bowling alley.. *Pats Ralphie on the shoulder* What do आप say we eat dinner? I'm starving.
Ralphie: *Shakes head yes*
2 B Continued
हे EVERYPONY!! Well, my name is Racerwind Champion, a टट्टू only shown ONCE in a past episode. Many of आप never noticed me, I was in the midst of a small crowd with only my tail showing, but I was there and I was real.
Here, आप can post a small fact file about yourself, whether आप haven't been aired at all या have for about a second. For example, आप must post below;
Name-
Filly/horse/pony-
Home-
Mane Colour(s)-
Tail Colour(s)-
Body Colour(s)-
Sibling(s)?-
Parents-
Pet-
Cutie Mark-
Why did आप get it?-
Relationship Status-
(if not single, skip to qu.13)
Name of Partner-
Ruler/Royal आप Worship-
Friend(s)-
Enemy(ies)-
Bio (short story about yourself)-
OKAY DOKAY so that's all आप have to fill in. Please post, I look आगे to finding out और about my fellow ponies. Colts and mares all welcome!!
Yours TRULY,
Racerwind Champion, best Sports-Pony in all Equestria. Creator (and only to survive it) of the Deathdrop move.
Here, आप can post a small fact file about yourself, whether आप haven't been aired at all या have for about a second. For example, आप must post below;
Name-
Filly/horse/pony-
Home-
Mane Colour(s)-
Tail Colour(s)-
Body Colour(s)-
Sibling(s)?-
Parents-
Pet-
Cutie Mark-
Why did आप get it?-
Relationship Status-
(if not single, skip to qu.13)
Name of Partner-
Ruler/Royal आप Worship-
Friend(s)-
Enemy(ies)-
Bio (short story about yourself)-
OKAY DOKAY so that's all आप have to fill in. Please post, I look आगे to finding out और about my fellow ponies. Colts and mares all welcome!!
Yours TRULY,
Racerwind Champion, best Sports-Pony in all Equestria. Creator (and only to survive it) of the Deathdrop move.
No!!!!! says Twilight
Dark shadow आप killed him! thats it this time i will kill you! (transforms into आग breathing dragon) says discord. Step aside पन्ना time for battle! says Twilight. (fire breathe) Discord uses आग breathe. (used the element of Magic) Twilight uses the element of magic. Why isn't working says Twilight?! I will help आप Twilight! (uses the Element Of Love) He is turning into stone says Emerald. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Says Discord. Lets go घर says Twilight.
Finally i can read in peace says Twilight.
The End!