इंद्रधनुष Dashed
Starring everypony as theirselves.
Narrator: One lovely morning, इंद्रधनुष Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi इंद्रधनुष Dash.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Can't आप see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are आप going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit, hallucinating again.
Narrator: कहा इंद्रधनुष Dash, with great difficulty.
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Walks towards a water trough* Fill me up Mr. Water Trough.
Narrator: कहा इंद्रधनुष Dash without moving her lips.
Audience: *Laughing*
Water Trough: *Gets filled with brandy* That's your share इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Narrator: कहा the water trough.
Water Trough: Unless आप want to share some of Twilight Sparkle's.
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Drinking brandy*
Audience: *Laughing* Drink it up!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: इंद्रधनुष Dash looked आगे to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, इंद्रधनुष Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: कहा इंद्रधनुष Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Mind your own business आप celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, इंद्रधनुष Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Two stallions walked into the bar, and were अगला to इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Rachel.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Sticks out her tongue* Awesome. These two have something really cool between their back legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rachel: Mmh, I don't fancy mine much.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Enough with British words, and sayings.
Narrator: The four ponies left the bar.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Wanna come over to my place? The four of us can hang out.
The doors on the bar close, and आप cannot see them. There's a crashing sound, and आप can hear tires skidding.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Laying on चोटी, शीर्ष of a stallion* I saved us all from a reckless driver.
Rachel: Get off him.
Narrator: So Rachel got a bucket of water out of nowhere, and threw it onto इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
A police car heads towards इंद्रधनुष Dash.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on इंद्रधनुष Dash? Have आप been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman.
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And इंद्रधनुष Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
On the अगला part of this episode, it's a classroom skit.
Starring everypony as theirselves.
Narrator: One lovely morning, इंद्रधनुष Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi इंद्रधनुष Dash.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Can't आप see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are आप going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit, hallucinating again.
Narrator: कहा इंद्रधनुष Dash, with great difficulty.
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Walks towards a water trough* Fill me up Mr. Water Trough.
Narrator: कहा इंद्रधनुष Dash without moving her lips.
Audience: *Laughing*
Water Trough: *Gets filled with brandy* That's your share इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Narrator: कहा the water trough.
Water Trough: Unless आप want to share some of Twilight Sparkle's.
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Drinking brandy*
Audience: *Laughing* Drink it up!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: इंद्रधनुष Dash looked आगे to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, इंद्रधनुष Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: कहा इंद्रधनुष Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Mind your own business आप celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, इंद्रधनुष Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Two stallions walked into the bar, and were अगला to इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Rachel.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Sticks out her tongue* Awesome. These two have something really cool between their back legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rachel: Mmh, I don't fancy mine much.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Enough with British words, and sayings.
Narrator: The four ponies left the bar.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Wanna come over to my place? The four of us can hang out.
The doors on the bar close, and आप cannot see them. There's a crashing sound, and आप can hear tires skidding.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Laying on चोटी, शीर्ष of a stallion* I saved us all from a reckless driver.
Rachel: Get off him.
Narrator: So Rachel got a bucket of water out of nowhere, and threw it onto इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
A police car heads towards इंद्रधनुष Dash.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on इंद्रधनुष Dash? Have आप been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman.
Audience: *Laughing*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And इंद्रधनुष Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
On the अगला part of this episode, it's a classroom skit.