Nick's Rant - One Bad सेब - माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक - फैन्पॉप

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posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back in Manehatten.

Sorry, but that's a f****ng stupid justification of Babs Seed's bullying! That's like saying the guy who murdered your parents had his parents murdered द्वारा someone else! It's so freaking stupid!

Afterwards, the CMC apologizes to Babs Seed. Pardon me, but for WHAT?!! Babs Seed stalked, humiliated, and technically assaulted the CMC (spitting seeds) and now the victims have to forgive the bully. That's so stupid आप have no idea...

But it's बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती who puts salt in my personal wounds for me. बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती tells the CMC that they should have told her first.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! That's the most re****ed thing I've ever heard! When I was bullied as a kid, I told my teacher, and she कहा "They were only teasing". Really? The kids who would beat me up where only teasing?! F**k Applejack! And f**k this episode too!

tailsfan111, akatsuki48 and 2 others like this

Windwakerguy430 Oh, I made a review of this episode once, as well as other poor episodes of MLP. There all called What's Your Take, which are, well, reviews. Still, great work here. I agree 100%

BlondLionEzel Thank You

Windwakerguy430 Your Welcome

Windwakerguy430 (BTW, I am also named Nick. Just a little fun fact :P)

Seanthehedgehog Hey windwaker, I just thought of a good idea for a what's your take article. Why don't you make a top ten favorite fan fiction list with fanfictions from this club?

Windwakerguy430 Huh... Good idea. Never really thought of that. It may take some time, but I think its a great idea

Edvine2 Do Spike At Your Serice next! That episode needs to be burned at the stake.

Canada24 My reviews are rants also...

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Silver Tune's Story 30

posted by _Laugh_

Silver Tune giggled with Trixie. Blue Beat was still confused. He noticed that Snow Flake and Coffee Creme's faces were very pale. He cleared his throat.

BB: Coffee Crème.. Snow Flake.. Are आप two okay?
SF: O-
Trixie: Of course they are, Blue Beat!
BB: But they look pa-
Trixie: They're just tired! Right, girls?!
CC: *nods* Indeed we are.
BB: Oh.. Okay, do-
Trixie: ANYWAYS. Why don't we all have a गाना contest?!
SF: A गाना contest? Why on e-
Trixie: *growls*
SF: O-Oh y-yeah! Let's do it!
Trixie: Why don't your start, Silver Tune?
ST: Nah. Coffee Crème, आप start.
CC: Oh! *smiles* Ok-
Trixie: NOO!!!...

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ADVENTURE PONIES BUCK YEAH

posted by TotalDramaFan60

WARNING: Lots of buck
Twilight Sparkle: हे ponies wanna go on a bucking टट्टू adventure?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, इंद्रधनुष Dash and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Twilight: kay let's go
Pinkie: I have a bucking cool teleportation device d'ya wanna take it
Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, इंद्रधनुष and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Applejack: But where does it bucking go?
Pinkie: BUCKING EVERYWHERE
Applejack: BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie: So let's bucking go!
(Later in the teleport)
Fluttershy: I'm so bucking scared.
Rainbow: Well then, buck you! Don't even bucking come!
Fluttershy: But i bucking wanna!
Rainbow: Well then why did आप say आप were bucking scared? (...................)

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Applejack's Double Life part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Applejack, and Braeburn got to the station, they could see the Flim Flam brothers with Applebloom.

Applejack: Applebloom, come here now!
Applebloom: *Runs to Applejack*
Karl: Nope! *grabs Applebloom* Where do आप think you're going?
Applebloom: APPLEJACK!!
Kyle: *Shoots at Applejack*
Applejack: *Hides behind cart*
Braeburn: *Shoots at Kyle*
Flim: Our train is here.
Flam: *Shoots wheel off cart*
Applejack: *Shoots Flam* APPLEBLOOM!
Applebloom: APPLEJACK! *Being pulled into train*
Dexter: Shut up *Gets Applebloom into train*
Applejack: We gotta get on that train. *Runs to station*
Braeburn: *Follows...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 15 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A few hours later, Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme showed up in Cheyenne with the Thanksgiving Decorations.

Pete: Excellent work आप two.
Hawkeye: Thanks.
Pete: Now we just need to wait for Gordon to return in at least a few days, and things will be ready for Thanksgiving.
Coffee Creme: Hooray.
Pete: Your work दिन is over, see आप tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Bye Pete *Walks away*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Hawkeye*

Meanwhile in Omaha

Gordon: *Delivers train of Canterlot's* Excellent. We got all the cars to the dealership in time. Now we just need to find-

Song: link

Turkey: *Walks on train tracks*
Gordon: A turkey....

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Under Pressure Part 17

posted by karinabrony

Silver Tune and Black Rose sat on the bus, happily listening to music. They already listened to every song, so Silver Tune spoke. "I actually think it was pretty fun today, after getting soaking wet." Black Rose laughed and said, "It was a good day." They waved to each other. Black Rose walked घर and started to dry herself. She was wet, so she didn't want to go to the plan the carnival like that. When she was done, her mind went blank. She forgot Mr.Jingles. She hurried out the door with her backpack and ran to School. She burst through the hallways, and went to her locker. When she opened...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride

posted by NocturnalMirage

Summer Pride

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 1: Prologue

Hmm... starless, desolate night... cold darkness that pierces through your bones... so grim, so depressing... so real... wouldn't आप agree? Do आप hear it? The strange noises that travel with the winds... If आप clear your mind and listen carefully, आप can hear the whispers of our ancestors through the time... After all, that is what we all are... just whispers in the dark... So, let's whisper together, आप and I...

Do आप believe in fate? Do आप believe everything we do is already written and we couldn't have done things...

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Silver Tune's Story 24

posted by _Laugh_

Ever since Trixie got sent to the principal's office, she never appeared at school. 4 months had past since the fight, and still no sign of her.

Silver Tune was laying on her bed. She realized that now, her life was beautiful. She had no enemies. Although she did not have much friends, she had her two loyal best friends. Coffee Crème and Snow Flake. What about her parents, आप ask. Well, still no sign of them. But, Silver Tune didn't worry about that. She had a big sister who loved her very much and took care of her.

With Trixie out of Silver Tune's life, she could finally look at herself...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 14 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 14

Jeff And The इंद्रधनुष

October 16, 1952

Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.

Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives...

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टट्टू Fight Ch. 5 part 2 Rumbling machine

posted by Dragon4322

,"You need a three-pony crew to drive this clanking cannon"

Twilight was surprised to see a tank and several boxes of artillery shells. Sparkle rushed over to the gate and told the guard she needed Spike to help her. As the stallion opened the gate, the assistant hurried to his friend. ,"What do आप need my help with Twi?" the dragon asked. ,"I need आप to steer a tank" when the librarian कहा this, Spike's eyes broadened and his mouth opened in astonishment. ,"uh....okay" he कहा nervously.

The dragon took a peek and awed at the metal giant that stood before him. At that exact moment a voice echoed ,"You need a three-pony crew to drive this clanking...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 13 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce was very mad. He ran towards a truck, and started raging.

Hawkeye: A perfect time to scrap engines, just because they run on steam! *breaks truck window*
Jeff: Hawkeye? What happened?
Hawkeye: Pete is going to scrap an engine!
Jeff: Which one?
Hawkeye: I don't know, some 2-8-0.
Jeff: Oh. Sorry for your loss. *walks away*
Hawkeye: AAHH!!
Gordon: *Walks up to Hawkeye* Hey! Nopony is supposed to do idiotic things but me.
Hawkeye: Fuck off Gordon, I'm in a bad mood right now.
Gordon: No, I'm not fucking off, I just want to know why you're अभिनय like this.
Hawkeye: Pete is scrapping a steam engine....

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Ponies On The Rails episode 13 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 13

The episode with a शीर्षक that was too long, and needed a shorter title.

October 10, 1952

It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.

Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now आप just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye:...

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टट्टू Fight Chapter 1

posted by Dragon4322

she sighed and understood..

We didn't know what we were getting into....My name is Scootaloo. I've been through so much since that war. When i say war, I mean the brutal conflict of battles I fought, My friend Sweetie Belle managed to enlist with me. Here's the story: On a night like no other, I was लोडिंग my राइफल and putting the संगीन on it. I pulled the bolt back then pushed it back in place ,"Scootaloo are आप ready to charge at the changelings?" Sweetie Belle asked me. I nodded and prepared. They blew the whistle to signal us to charge. I ran as fast as i could uphill and fired a shot at a changeling armed with...

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Silver Tune's Story 19

posted by _Laugh_

Coffee Crème and Snow Flake walked toward Trixie. Trixie rolled her eyes and sighed. She stared at the two angry ponies.

CC: Excuse me, Trixie, may we have a word with you?
Trixie: Why, of course.
SF: Who are आप going to the prom with? Huh?
Trixie: Strong Charger, duh.
CC: What about Blue Beat? *raises eyebrow*
Trixie: *gulps* I.. I don't know what you're talking about.
SF: Of course आप do.
Trixie: *growls*
CC: Strong Charger would never want to go to the prom with you.
SF: And Blue Beat is a nerd. आप just want him to do your homework.
Trixie: Listen, आप two brats, step out of my way. Strong Charger...

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Middle School part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Leo

Do आप remember that nursery rhyme about Jack Sprat, and his wife? Neither of them ate the same thing, but between the two of them, they got the job done. That's kind of like with me, and Leo, except the fat, and lean are words, and pictures. Make sense? I do the talking, and Leo takes care of the drawings.

Leo speaks to me sometimes, but that's about it. Conversation just isn't his thing. If Leo wanted to tell आप your house was on fire, he'd draw a picture to दिखाना you. But he's a great artist, and if it's true that a picture's worth a thousand words, then my buddy Leo has और to say then...

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Octavia Unchained part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On the road

Dexter: *driving* What we got to do अगला is assassinate the Flim Flam brothers. They've been causing a lot of mayhem to every pony. Not just the ponies of your gender, but every single टट्टू in the world. They must pay.
Octavia: आप must hate this whole slavery thing, don't you?
Dexter: I have been a slave. Believe me. It was back when the british kidnapped my parents. I was only a little colt.
Octavia: Can आप tell me about it?
Dexter: Eeh, not right now. Maybe later. *stops car*
Octavia: What are आप doing?
Dexter: I wanna buy आप an outfit.
Octavia: Ok, cool.

They both walk into the...

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Cold War Episode 1 The Last Winter Night.

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"Snow... the butyfull small think... but make fillies happy... stars... have magic powers... and make happy everypony... Stars plus snow is a great idea... The winter night... too..."

Dan : आप got EVERYTHINK!
Shadow : I think I have
Dan : great... lets go *run to door*
Shadow : Is this a good idea?
Dan : dont worry just follow!

Dan, Shadow and Natalia present

Cold War

Episode 1

The Winter Night

"Did I say... who I am... no? that too bad... Im the one who creat somethink that make ponies hurt... I - am - DEAD"

Dan - oh comon
Shadow - uhuh *run*
Dan - ok... w here...
From Snow comes big castle... from ice...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 11 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.

Pete: आप all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of आप need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do आप do that?
Pete: आप got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. आप can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your दिन off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry,...

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The Nightmare Before क्रिस्मस part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jack woke up at the cemetary

Zero: *Wimpers*
Jack: What have I done? I realized, I ruined christmas, and it didn't go the way I wanted it to. We've got to fix this now *runs out of cemetary*
Zero: *Following*

Somewhere between not far away, and far away

Oogie Boogie pony: And now that I've got two ponies I'm holding prisoner, let's roll the dice, shall we? *rolls dice* WHAT?! Snake eyes? Aah *hits table*

The dice soon ended up on a six, and five

Oogie Boogie pony: Ooh, much better. And now, to kill आप two द्वारा lowering आप into the lava below. Hahahahaha!
Jack: *Appears behind oogie boogie pony* Hello...

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Ponies On The Rails: Season 1 highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take...

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Pinkie Pie's B-day

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Pinkie Pie:Don't forget! Tomorrow's my B-day Party!
इंद्रधनुष Dash:Yeah, yeah, stop blabbering about your B-day.
Fluttershy:(Snores)
Twilight Sparkle:Fluttershy! Fluttershy, wake up!
Fluttershy:Hmmm? What?
Ponies:GET UP!
Fluttershy:WHY?
इंद्रधनुष Dash:THE सवाल I'D ASK IS WHY WE'RE ALL YELLING STILL!
Rarity:WELL THEN LET'S STOP!
Applejack:OKAY AFTER I SAY THIS SENTENCE!
Twilight Sparkle:EVERYPONY! Just go to sleep!
Everypony:Got it, Twilight! (Immedeatly everypony falls asleep)
Twilight Sparkle:Good. Now sleep. (Falls asleep too)
Narrator From PPG:The city of... Ooops! Wrong show!