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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sun was setting, and everypony was on the सड़क, स्ट्रीट intersection they were on in the beginning of this episode.

Master Sword: Well, I gotta get going.
Tom: Me too. Remember what I कहा about being good at fishing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Not amused* Yep.
Sunny: Wait, we don't have to go yet.
Tom: Why not?
Saten Twist: Because we forgot something to put in this episode.
Director: CUT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: What the f**k we're आप thinking?! We got in everything we needed to get in.
Saten Twist: Well, what about this story right here? *Shows the director the script*
Director: That's for the अगला episode!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh.
Mortomis: I didn't get to say anything!
Director: Oh shut up, आप played as Ozzy Osborne.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pleiades: And I played as Martha Stewart.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: *Not amused* Yes. आप did.
Master Sword: I got to play as a Corporal that went on a rampage.
Director: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't like your attitude good sir.
Director: Alright! Look! One और joke for the audience, and you're free. Okay?
Audience: Yeah! *Chanting* One और joke. One और joke. One और joke.
Tom: Okay, I got one. What kind of truck does Big Macintosh like to drive?
Master Sword: I don't know, what?
Tom: Mack.
Audience: *Booing*
Director: That was terrible! Give them a better joke!
Tom: *Angry at the director* आप know what? You're just as annoying as a snew!
Audience: *Stops booing*
Director: Snew? What's snew?
Tom: Oh nothing much. What's new with you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Okay. Now आप can go.

They started running up the streets to their houses.

Tom: Thanks everypony, you've been a wonderful audience. Goodnight! *Runs away*
Audience: *Clapping*
Director: Jeez. And I thought this would be a very unsuccessful pilot episode.

Then a plane crashed into a house, and the pilot came out.

Pilot: How did आप know I would be an unsuccessful pilot?
Audience: *Laughing*

The End.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* आप sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are आप talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the चोटी, शीर्ष of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking आगे to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

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Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do आप want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: आप have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, द्वारा having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help आप with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican टट्टू 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican टट्टू 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, आप have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting अगला to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying आप were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the दिन February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did आप think of Gordon's actions when he told आप to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: आप can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if आप will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset द्वारा what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When आप say surprised, do आप mean like an angry kind of surprised, या just surprised?
Jeff:...
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