माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक Article: Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 2

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posted by Canada24

SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Guard: आप must of been counting your blessings Chimney. आप made bail.

Patrol board member: Do आप believe, in your best judgment, that आप have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like आप can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, आप let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)

Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out आप two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy. What happened to your eyes!? आप look like a कुत्ते का बच्चा, पिल्ला that was chewed up द्वारा an even bigger puppy. Hahahah- but seriously, आप look great.
Derpy: Look. We need आप to help us get out of town. My cousin ended up killing Reggie.
Saten: Hey. Least I got a cutie mark out of it.
Chimney: Wait.. Reggie?.. Derpy, isn't he the one who punched आप in the throat, and that's why your voice changed.
Derpy: No. He punched me in the throat BECAUSE my voice changed.

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Ponies On The Rails episode 17 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Feauturing Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Episode 17

Sending A Letter

December 19, 1952

Hawkeye: Goodnight Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Goodnight Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: *Sits at table* Ah. *grabs pencil, and paper* Dear Father. How are you? It's been a while since I got your last message, and...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 11: Meltdown

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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 11: Meltdown

I ran off into the dark, cold night to clear my head and to decide what should I do with Ricochet. The changeling stallion clearly expressed his प्यार to me, but his act sent me into a deep pit of perplexity and despair. Up to that point, I never did consider him as a possible suitor and I needed some time alone to think it over...

Yes, I see आप have सवालों again. Well, आप better ask them, before I हटाइए on, because this अगला part will not be pretty. All right, first of all, the hive mind... that did not exist yet; this...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 4: Regnum Elementum

posted by NocturnalMirage

Fiery waves – The ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 4: Regnum Elementum

As I look back to the path where I came from, I must realize, this was the longest time I've spent in one place. This was our time. The Reign of the Elements.

According to tradition, my oldest brother, Landslide should have been crowned King. But he wasn't fit to rule. And he knew that. Despite his name, he was a gentle, spiritual soul, who lived a humble life. He did not care about material wealth या power. He spent most of his time in the open fields, living like a hermit. Don't get me wrong, he wasn't a टट्टू who you...

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Octavia Unchained part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After killing the ponies in the KKK, Octavia was finished with all her jobs.

Octavia: What does this mean?
Dexter: आप have done a good job helping me out, and आप have completed everything.
Octavia: What now?
Dexter: Now we help आप get a job. And if anyone tries to take आप as their slave, take this *gives phone number to Octavia* It's my phone number. आप just call me, and I'll be right there.
Octavia: Thank you.
Dexter: आप know, there is one thing we could do together.
Octavia: What's that?
Dexter: Have a संगीत कार्यक्रम together?
Octavia: Ok.

The two ponies got a few फ्रेंड्स to शामिल होइए their band for...

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My दिन as Pinkie Pie!

posted by _Laugh_

So, as most of आप all know, I dressed up as Pinkie Pie for a project at school. My class, dressed as their प्रिय character from a children TV show/book, had to hang out with the little kids for a WHOLE day. We had to act EXACTLY like our character, and believe me, being Pinkie Pie for 7 hours ain't easy.

I would sing 2 songs every hour. I ate so many कपकेक for lunch. I couldn't even talk to my friends, it's part of the project, if you're out of character, आप loose points. I had to talk in a squeaky voice. I had to deal with kids crying. But anyways, I wanted to share some of my favorite...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 8 part 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

इंद्रधनुष Dash was going as fast as she could to catch up with the others

Twilight: *appears out of nowhere* Man, your moves are impressive. But they aren't good enough *swings sword toward Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *blocks attack*
Twilight: *grabs part of wall*
Rainbow Dash: *about to attack*
Twilight: *blocks attack* Prepare to die *throws part of दीवार toward Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *dodges wall* Ha!! *swings sword toward Twilight*
Twilight: *dodges, and hits इंद्रधनुष Dash*

Later, at the सेकंड floor radio room

Radio operator: *listening to music*
Sean: *walks up*
Cadence: *sees operator*
Sean: We'll go द्वारा that room....

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Hedgehog In Ponyville 8 part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After leaving the shed, me, and Shredder spotted three trucks arriving at a cable car station द्वारा our position.

Nazis: *open doors* Move.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *get out of truck*
Sean: This way. *walks to station*
Shredder: *Follows*
Sean: *climbs ladder*
Diamond Tiara: *walks to cable car*
Silverspoon: *follows*
Nazi captain: Yes, Captain Mulloch with two prisoners.
Cable car operator: Alright. *moves cable car*

At the चोटी, शीर्ष of the station Diamond Tiara was at, I was waiting for the cable car to go.

Sean: *gets on roof of cable car*
Shredder: *gets on*
Sean: *kneels*
Shredder: *sits*

Inside the...

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The last solstice - Chapter 27: Time

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 27: Time

A few hours later, Nocturnal Mirage was lying on his back beside the Princess, observing the twinkling stars on the cobalt sky from her balcony. The night was cold, their breaths were visible, but Celestia's body was radiating with an unusual, strong warmness, heating up the air in a small radius, like the flames of an intimate campfire.

“You know, every time I look at those beautiful stars, I wonder what's up there...” Mirage broke the quietness after some time.

“Indeed.” Celestia replied softly. “Everypony who took the time to gaze at Luna's work...

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Silver Tune's Story 5

posted by _MockingJay_

Everypony stared at Silver Tune as she walked up the stairs. Silver Tune was very mad and sad at the same time. She saw a stallion approach to her. The stallion had a rope.

Stallion: हे loser.
ST: *rolls eyes* Please, leave me alone.
Stallion: Here. *hands rope to ST*
ST: What's this for?
Stallion: For आप to go hang yourself, duh. *laughs*
ST: *frowns* आप don't know what I've been through.
Stallion: *shouts* DRRAAMMAA!!!
ST: *looks down*
Ponies: *laugh*

Silver Tune grabbed her पुस्तकें from her locker and went straight to Science class. She sat in the back of the class alone. Everypony stared at...

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The Seven Up's part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two police officers walked to the police cheif. Buddy was near getting a cup of water

Cop 1: Sir, we need to talk to you.
Cheif: What is it?
Cop 2: What those seven up's did was not how we do police work.
Cheif: आप two bastards have been saying that for the last 23 times now. Give it a rest.
Buddy: *walks to cheif*
Cheif: Ignore them Buddy, आप did fantastic.
Buddy: Yeah. They're just jealous. *goes to seven up's room*
Sigmund: Hey. What's good Bud?
Click-Clack: I don't understand how he lives in Manehattan, but likes the Oakland Raiders.
Buddy: I'm telling you, they're the best football team in...