It was a bright दिन in Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and their फ्रेंड्स were having a picnic, when Spike came running with thousands of letters from Princess Celestia. "I got these about two सेकंड्स ago!" He exclaimed, and dropped them in front of Twilight. Twilight took one, and two humans came out. Everypony screamed. "I like this गुलाबी one!" कहा the girl, walking up to Pinkie and stroking her mane. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" Pinkie said. "My name's Mabel. This is my brother, Dipper." कहा the girl. "Mabel, this place looks like it has और conspiracies than Gravity Falls!" Dipper exclaimed. Twilight started to take another letter, but इंद्रधनुष Dash exclaimed, " Don't--" But it was too late. Twilight had opened another letter of which six humans came out. They all had very...Different hair. "Konichiwaa!" the blue haired girl said. "I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU!!!!!!!" Pinkie screamed. "Here, have these." Twilight said, putting translators around their necks. " My neck fells funny!" कहा the blonde girl. "Get used to it..." कहा the brunette, rolling her eyes. "So, what are your names?" Rarity asked. "I'm Miku, and this my boy--This is my friend Kaito. This is Rin & Len, they're twins. This is Meiko, she's a little violent, and Luka, one of my best friends." कहा the blue haired girl.
Two letters later...
"So, we have...
Dipper, Mabel, Miku, Kaito, Rin, Len, Meiko, Luka, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty AND Stocking?" Twilight asked, "Oooh! And me! Pick me!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Yes, Pinkie. I know you're here." कहा Twilight. "Good!" Pinkie replied. "And there was this dragon thing who says he was reformed but still hated something called the 'main six'?" Miku asked. "Now that ain't right." कहा Applejack. Buttercup started to पंच the ground. Panty shot her in the butt. "No way, motherffffffff...bucker!" Panty said. "What?" कहा Buttercup. Panty grabbed Buttercup and threw her to Stocking, who beat her up. Panty shot the ground a few times, and a hole appeared. "That's how the एंन्जल्स do it."
कहा Panty. "Yeah!" exclaimed Stocking. "But this is China. not Japan!" Miku said. "Japan, China. They both have pointy eyes and wear crazy makeup, right?" asked Panty as she jumped into the hole. "Bye, bit-Eh, I got nothin'." जुराब, मोजा said, as she jumped down. "Hi, me!" Bubbles कहा to Twilight. "What?" कहा Twilight. *insert Tara Strong joke here* Bubbles grabbed Twilight's hoof, and pulled her down the hole. Buttercup and Blossom flew after them. इंद्रधनुष and Flutters flew down. Rarity teleported, बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती slid, Pinkie Pie hopped, and the वोकलॉड्स sang as they dropped. China was on fire. "Oh crap." कहा Twilight. "Oh crap indeed." Rarity said. "Ooooh! Disco!" Pinkie exclaimed. "That's no disco. It's a अंतरिक्ष station." कहा Fluttershy. "Oh my gosh! आप watch टट्टू Wars too?" इंद्रधनुष Dash said. "Yes." Fluttershy said. "This is no time to discuss टट्टू Wars and discos! It is a time of panic, and finding Discord!" Everypony was chattering about how they thought it was Spike. "I thought it was a Ghost." Panty said. "Crap, we better get out of here if we wanna live!" Buttercup exclaimed "RUN!" Everypony said, and started running. "Oh crap. Slides?" Rarity said. "Just go!" इंद्रधनुष Dash exclaimed, and pushed Rarity down the slide. Suddenly, the slide closed up. "Awwww CRAP!!!!!!" Panty yelled. जुराब, मोजा facepalmed. After a while the hole opened up...But screams were heard. "Rarity!" EveryPONY exclaimed (Keep that in mind, pony) "Who cares about her? She was a snob." Panty said. जुराब, मोजा nodded. "Uh...ERG! Just go!" Fluttershy said, and tossed everypony down the slide, followed द्वारा herself. When they got there, they saw क्वीन Chrysalis, and Rarity over boiling water. She had tape over her mouth, and was slowly being let down. "Friendship powers, activate! Shape of... UNICORN!" Twilight exclaimed *insert other Tara Strong joke here* Twilight jumped at the rope, yelling "MOVE THE POT!" to everypony else. Fluttershy and इंद्रधनुष Dash flew up to the pot, and pushed it away as Twilight cut the rope Rarity was on. बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती ripped the tape hardly off of Rarity's mouth. "Heh...Always wanted to do that." she said. Then, Mabel, Dipper, Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Luka, Meiko, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Panty, and जुराब, मोजा disappeared, and the ponies ended back up in Ponyville. "Ho. Ly. Crap." They said.