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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After being promoted द्वारा Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? आप have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but आप won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much और rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are आप wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What the fuck gave Pete the idea to let आप be an engineer?
Stylo: Because he actually knows how to drive a train.
Hawkeye: Yeah, all आप do is either go too fast, या jump off at बिना सोचे समझे times.
Gordon: येशु christ. *Walks to train yard*
Percy: He always gets angry about everything.
Hawkeye: Oh yes he does.
Stylo: In 1941, he was one of the pilots that bombed Pearl Harbor.
Pete: *Arrives* Alright Percy, Orion is going to stop here, and let off some supplies from his freight train. When he does that, go ahead, and climb in the engine with him.
Percy: Yes sir.
Hawkeye: Good luck with your first assignment.
Pete: Pierce, आप and Stylo have to pull a double header with Gordon, and Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Double heading with Frenchy, and the angry pumpkin.
Stylo: I don't get it.
Hawkeye: Because he's orange.
Stylo: Oh, now I get it.

Percy soon saw Orion pull up to the station in a short freight train. It was being pulled द्वारा one GP9. There were three box cars, and a caboose.

Percy: Hello.
Orion: Hey, how are you?
Percy: Good. I'm the new engineer.
Orion: So I heard. Climb in.
Percy: *Climbs into cab*
Orion: So how have things been?
Percy: Good.
Orion: Good. Now when you're ready, we can take off.
Percy: Well, should we wait for them to unload that car of supplies first?
Orion: Wait a minute, आप just gave me a good idea to get fired. *Takes off*
Workers: Wait, we still have to unload!!
Orion: Haha, that's definitely going to get me fired now.
Percy: Go back.
Orion: What?
Percy: I कहा go back, and let them unload the train!!
Orion: *Stops* Well, आप didn't have to shout. *Goes backwards to station*
Workers: Hey, kid, what were आप thinking?!
Orion: Oh, I thought it would be a good idea to get fired if I-
Workers: Not you, the other टट्टू in the cab!
Percy: Who, me?
Workers: Yeah you, आप should have waited for us to unload before taking off like that!
Percy: But Orion was the one driving.
Worker: Bullshit! *Finishes unloading boxcar* Okay, now आप can go!
Percy: *Drives train*
Orion: Way to go Percy, आप ruined my chance of getting fired from here!
Percy: Why can't आप just quit?
Orion: Because I'll get arrested if I quit.
Percy: No आप won't.
Orion: Yes I will. It happened to a very good friend of mine that lived in London.
Percy: Whatever. I'm not even going to argue with you.

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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked द्वारा those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but हे I won't give आप any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


---
Old Warehouse
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??? - And so आप can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are आप helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel आप will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - दिखाना yourself and stop using radio आप are pissing me...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe आप pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're आप heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are आप going!?

Master Sword: Didn't आप hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the कहा bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one और time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' और to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be और to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And इंद्रधनुष Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...
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#5: DAN: (anti hero).
Not much to say about him.

#4: JAPPLEACK: (anti hero).
Pony Mov बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती has her own temblr page.
The Begining uses the commen levels of dark humor.
But it becomes much और serious after Appleblooms death Shed.Mov.
And AppleJack, when she winds up in prime ponyville.
She changes to being less and less villainous. And actually becomes a hero.

#3: TROLLESTIA: (villain)
I never read it actually. But I keep hearing about it, so I'm adding it..

#2: PINKAMENA: (villain)
The temblr page titled "question Pinkamena" tells the दिन to दिन activitys of Cupcake's Pinkamena.
Obviously, the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are फ्रेंड्स live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: हे everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: आप know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: आप were supposed to make them laugh आप idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot?...
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 Sunny
Sunny
13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.

Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen आप here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to बिस्तर with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*

Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.

Harry:...
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