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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was bringing in a freight from Albany, when I saw Bartholomew leaving the yards in a switcher.

Skywalker: *Stops train in Croton West Yard* हे Ten Cents. Where's he going?
Ten Cents: Back to the station. It'll be time for him to go घर soon.
Skywalker: Okay.
Bartholomew: *Stops engine at servicing facility* Good thing the facility is near the train station.
Lady: *Driving electric train northbound*
Zorran: Alright, get that bridge down!
Zebedee: *Driving tug, and trying to pull down bridge*
Zug: *Doing the same*
Captain Zero: Pull harder for crying out loud!
Lady: *Sees tugboats* Whatever they're trying to pull, it's not moving.

But as soon as she कहा that, the bridge soon fell into the river. Unfortunately, Lady's train also went into the river.

Zorran: Yes! Good work. Now, let's get out of here.
Zebedee & Zug: *Drive away*
Skywalker: *Runs to Lady's train* I hope she's alright.
Henrietta: What is going on?
Skywalker: Lady drove her train into the water.
Henrietta: Stupid doppelganger. *Follows Skywalker*
Lady: *Emerges from water*
Henrietta: आप fool! Look at what you've done!
Lady: Sorry.
Henrietta: That's not good enough. I will need $145,000 for that locomotive आप just drowned.
Lady: आप could scrap it, and get the money.
Henrietta: Hey, that's not a bad idea.
Zorran: *Walks up* May we be able to help you?
Henrietta: Yes. आप may get our freight from here to Manehattan, while the bridge is being fixed.
Zorran: Thank you. I'll tell Captain Zero right away.

At the time, no one (except for the Z stacks) knew that the bridge was pulled down द्वारा a couple of tugs, driven द्वारा four ponies.

अगला day, Lady was talking about the bridge to me, and Master Sword

Lady: I swear, that bridge moved to the left when I saw it हटाइए into the water.
Master Sword: Are आप sure?
Lady: Yeah!
Skywalker: आप could be right, but how would we get Henrietta to believe you? She hates doppelgangers.
Lady: Maybe if आप two tell her for me, then she'll believe it.
Skywalker: Maybe.
Master Sword: It's worth a shot.

Later in Henrietta's room.

Skywalker: *Knocks on door*
Henrietta: Come in.
Skywalker: *Opens door* Good morning ma'am.
Master Sword: And good morning from me too.
Henrietta: May I help you?
Master Sword: Yes. We're here in regard of Lady.
Henrietta: What does that lousy doppelganger want?
Skywalker: Forgiveness. She didn't mean to drive the train into the water.
Henrietta: Well it happened, so who cares?
Master Sword: She says the bridge was pulled down द्वारा the Z stacks.
Henrietta: Really?
Skywalker: Well think about it. We have refused to give those ponies any of our freight.
Henrietta: That does make sense. And, they aren't even fixing the bridge like I told them to. I'll talk to them.

So Henrietta did talk to them. The Neigh York Central would not give the freight to any of the Z stacks, and they fixed the bridge theirselves.

The Z stacks wouldn't give up though, but we'll continue that story later.

The End
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The final part of Tom Foolery's दिखाना is here.

Tom: Now, most of आप probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give आप an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and आप stop at a red light. Do आप ever try to हटाइए an extra inch या two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when आप see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. आप just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining आप with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most हाल का film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His हाल का role as Dr. Robotnik...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but आप know what another लोकप्रिय target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now आप assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do आप really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What's a comedy दिखाना without politics? Tom is going to make fun of the presidential election.

Tom: I don't know what's worse, this covid pandemic, या the presidential election.
Crowd: Yeah!!!
Tom: I don't trust either Trump, या Biden so I'm not going to vote. *Talks like a filly* But Tom, it's important for the economy!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Losing jobs, and spending money on taxes is not good for the economy!
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: I don't give a fuck what ponies tell me. I don't trust the president, I don't trust the princess, I don't trust anyone that works for the Equestrian government! Why?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After mentioning things आप should only do alone, Tom had another segment for his audience to enjoy.

Tom: आप know one thing I like to do when I'm alone? Rewatch some episodes of On The Block.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Not only do I enjoy comedy, but I also enjoy being an actor. It's the only job where आप can get away with murder.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: Unless you're Robert Deniro, and the main protagonist is Al Pacino.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Seeing those two together was a lot of fun, but what really surprised me was seeing Pacino as a cop. He's normally the criminal, but I still got a kick...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy दिखाना that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank आप everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank आप very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help आप officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. आप know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black परिवर्तनीय with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the परिवर्तनीय they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times द्वारा a blue unicorn. He gets punched one और time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting अगला to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted द्वारा the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting अगला to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are आप angry at me?
Jake: आप owe me an apology for the way आप talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are आप getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: आप quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link
 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*
 This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies.
This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....
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Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 या something, idk), is that this club has लॉस्ट its backbone. The हाल का year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by SomeoneButNoone
My name? Alonzo Langusa. Age when I started operating? 23.


Act II

Vengeance...

Living was hard. I had to hide my name. I had to find a good job yet there was not enough money. Life was rough and it was because of these man. Vincent Galar, Apollo Monetto and Angelo Vertezio. I was taught द्वारा ma'am Crossroad not to kill. Yet I wanted to. I wanted vengeance. At age of 15 I started smoking and further drinking at age of 17 until at age of 23 I was kicked from my apartment. I went to Canterlot to find my good old friend her name was Clara. When I came she was shocked. I still remember it.


"Who are you?"...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
It was a cold night like this one when my father smoked his last cigarette in our family house. The night so cold even me myself did not want to go out. The time? As a kid आप don't care about that. It was dark, and it was winter. क्रिस्मस day. After Equestrian economical fall and industrial boom, everyone changed, the dirty mafias started to leak. My father was part of one of these. A high up. One of important people in Vertezio familia. Still on that night...

Act I

That Night...

"So how was your दिन outside" Father asked me with a smile. "Good" was all I answered. I was 11 what could I say....
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Source: फेसबुक
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Darkness - *burst into room* Bad news! Void was kidnapped!
Dan - What?!
Snowflake - Void...


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Location - ???
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Void - *wakes up strapped to some तालिका, टेबल covered with bandages* What the...
Nyx - Good दिन VOID. I never thought आप will be the first to feel truth.
Void - What are you- *looks at him and see big machine behind him*
Nyx - Ah आप see this. My project. फल of my reschearch. The best weapon ever. आप know - cores are great aren't they. They stay alive for 20 years. But आप know what is better in them. Their power. A sheer power that may हटाइए body या stimulate brain. And this सेकंड thing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to the police station.

Captain Jefferson: Tim Miller, and Julia Rose.
Tim: Hello Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard about your heroic act on Monday Avenue. Well done.
Julia: Don't give us all of the credit Captain. There were other officers as well.
Captain Jefferson: I understand. When I see them, I'll give them their congrats as well.
Tim: We still on stakeout tomorrow Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That's right. You're on stakeout until further notice.

Next day.

Tim: *Driving his नाग, सांप passing Local Consideration*
Julia: Let's check out The Highway.
Tim: *Turns right on Byer Lane*...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Epilouge.
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5 Years later.
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Canterlot
13th May
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Sandman - 13th of may...
Mare - A really fearful दिन huh?
Sandman - Damn right. I saw this city burn. I saw it die slowly.
Mare - It's okay. It's not rebuilded fully but it has buty it had before.
Sandman - Maybe but Eiffla tower won't be fixed. New York statue the same.
Mare - You're right on that...
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Ice - Damn it's hot this may.
Fire - Yeah. It was quiet hot that दिन too.
Ice - Damn right.

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Colt - Dad tell me about the war!
Damien - Well your dad fought for city we live in - Canterlot. आप know it was hard but your daddy wanted to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.

Pete: There आप are Stylo. I need आप to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*

They say down at Pete's desk

Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, आप can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: आप go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad....
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