Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would आप like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that आप threatened to beat her up if आप saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have आप seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't आप have some drinks with me? You'll प्यार it.
Bob: How many did आप have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would आप like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would आप want to beat up your wife?
Burt: She disrespected me.
Bob: Well, the way I heard it, आप were disrespecting her.
Burt: आप must've heard it wrong. She told me that she didn't want to be called mum anymore, so that infuriated me, and I told her to leave me alone.
Bob: आप know, maybe for once आप should call your wife द्वारा her own name.
Waiter: *Arrives with drinks*
Burt: Thank you.
Bob: Yes, thanks.
Burt: Could आप bring us another drink?
Waiter: Yep. I'm on it. *Goes to get drinks*
Burt: Now आप drink that booze, and tell me what आप think.
Bob: *drinks* It's- *Coughs* Good. *Bangs on counter twice*
Burt: I knew you'd like it. *Drinks his drink* Now, why would I want to call Mildred द्वारा her own name, when I got an adorable nickname for her?
Bob: I don't think she likes that nickname anymore. Maybe आप should stop.
Burt: No thanks.
Waiter: *Brings drinks*
Burt: Thank you. *drinks*
Bob: *Drinks, coughs, then bangs on counter twice*
Burt: आप really enjoy that, don't you?
Bob: Yeah, but I have to go. *Leaves counter*

Bob returned to his room, where Emily, and Mildred were waiting.

Mildred: What did he say?
Bob: *drunk* Who's he? I never met that pony.
Mildred: Burt. What did he say to you?
Bob: Oh, that pony... He कहा that mum is a great name for you.
Emily: Are आप okay Bob?
Bob: Me? Of course I am... Who are we talking about?
Mildred: I'm so पार करना, क्रॉस with Burt, I could just पंच him.
Emily: Bob has a solution to get that anger out of your system. What was it Bob?
Bob: What was what?
Emily: Oh, I remember. Grab a pillow, and पंच it.
Mildred: *Grabs pillow* Are आप sure?
Emily: This works all the time.
Mildred: *Punches pillow* That felt fun.

Meanwhile outside of Bob's room

Burt: *Walking toward Bob's room*
बिना सोचे समझे Pony: *Sees Burt* Excuse me sir, I'm on a scavenger hunt, do आप have a yellow crayon, या a cell phone?
Burt: I don't have any of those.
बिना सोचे समझे Pony: What kind of a टट्टू doesn't have a cell phone? *Walks phone*
Burt: *Knocks on door*
Mildred: AH! That could be him!
Burt: Bob, could I come in?
Bob: Sure.
Mildred: What are आप doing?
Bob: Relax, use that तकिया if he tries to पंच you.
Burt: *Enters room* Mildred, what are आप doing here?
Emily: She just stopped द्वारा a few मिनटों ago.
Burt: Oh. Anyway, I wanna apologize for my behavior. It was wrong of me, and I won't do it again.
Mildred: That's great Burt. Thank you.

Burt, and Mildred left the room smiling at each other.

Bob: Well, now what?
Emily: We enjoy the rest of our cruise until returning to Fillydelphia.
Captain: *Talking on loudspeaker* Attention, this is your captain speaking. I know this may seem like you're flying on an airplane, especially with the starting sentence, but that's not the point. आप will be returning to Fillydelphia soon. Thank आप for staying with us, and we hope आप enjoyed your visit on this ship.
Bob: Well. It was nice while it lasted.

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